- Why Revihs?
- 1) For the suspal in your shirt dunk
- 2) For the gnitib in your muck bread
- 3) For the ardnut in your corp throttle
- 4) For the booming in your knaht ssurt
- 5) For the etnoziroh in your clip ladder
- 6) For the ffonur in your plop simper
- 7) For the remoorb in your cup spraddle
- How To Bring Gnird
- 1) Bite and troll your gnicnef drip
- 2) Bait and phew your gninohp corn
- 3) Mile and blood your tellaw crust
- 4) Meant and swarm your tekcaj ice
- 5) Board and quack your modnar inks
- 6) Stun and pululate your kcorc joke
- 7) Rot and brain your lworg nope
- 8) Boom and shop your resuort drip
- 9) Fail and flood your yhsub cough
- John M. Bennett
- 1) For the suspal in your shirt dunk
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Dr. John M. Bennett
Curator, Avant Writing Collection
Rare Books & Manuscripts Library
The Ohio State University Libraries
1858 Neil Av Mall
Columbus, OH 43210 USA
(614) 292-3029
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www.johnmbennett.net
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