--- F R E N D Z of martian --- www.martian.fm where earthlings collide WORLD HEADLINES G8 verdict: lobster a little overcooked Bush Running Mate to lead Sioux nation Tiger Woods chokes on bogie I'll never fall in love again, vows cabaret singer Section 28 is a gay 80s synth band, assumes teenager Palestinians get part of east Jerusalem in binbag last mullet disappears as Hartlepool property developer goes bald Also in this week's martian.fm... WORST BANDS ON EARTH New feature bringing you the worst band demos in the world every week. First up, Rockin' the Join' and their latest number, My Packet's Whistlin'. Don't enjoy! http://www.martian.fm/worst.htm MARTIAN JUSTICE This week, vote on whether to vaporise ALL the occupants of the Big Brother house. http://www.martian.fm/martian%20justice.htm BYPASS Art news from a parallel universe, including the latest work shortlisted for the Grappa. http://www.martian.fm/bypass.htm MARTIAN EDITOR This week I have taken over the body of a psychic entertainer http://www.martian.fm/martian%20editor.htm TW@ Emails from earthlings making themselves look ridiculous with our help. http://www.martian.fm/twat.htm ILL The martian doctor is in. http://www.martian.fm/martian_health_check.htm NOBBY The irrepressible dinosaur from Wigan says TV news is a waste of airtime. http://www.martian.fm/nobby_wigan.html STUDENT Vegetariana's three words of wisdom. http://www.martian.fm/student.htm STARS Check out your martian horoscope. http://www.martian.fm/stars_from_mars.htm to be removed from this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] to add someone to this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/
