FunnyJokes <http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/> Answering Machine Messages
Hi, this is Stephanie's answering machine. If you're the phone company asking for money, stop bugging her, she'll send it sooner or later. If you're a TV company advertising TVs, she already has a TV with every channel known to man, and several known to monkeys. If you called for any other reasons, please hang up the phone, start screaming, and run to the nearest shoe store. When you get there, ask them for a cheeseburger. (This probably won't help you, but we'll always have something to laugh about when we're bored.) Answering Machine Messages <http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2009/01/03/answering-machine-messages/>
