Patio Problem
My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought
100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area
was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day
Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard
to keep the patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning. Again he
stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked, "Ray, are you going to put
your patio away every night?"
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