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Octopus Instruments
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and
tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He says that it
can play any musical instrument in the world.
Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he
will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. Immediately the
octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. The
guitar man pays up his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet
better than Miles Davis. This guy pays up his $50.
Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus
fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look. "Ha!" the
Scot says. "Can ye nae plae it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to take her up to my
boudoir it as soon as I get her pajamas off!"
