Ten Times

A recently divorced woman was walking along the beach contemplating how badly 
treated she had been over the settlement, when she saw a magic lamp washing up 
onshore. She rubbed the lamp, and out popped a genie!

The genie sensed her anger and allowed her to vent her troubles to him. As a 
consolation, the genie informed her that he would give her three wishes. But he 
cautioned her that because he does not believe in divorce, he would give her 
ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.

The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her 
first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie granted her 
wish and she found herself sitting on a pile of one billion one-dollar bills.

The genie then reminded her that her husband was now the surprised recipient of 
ten billion dollars. The woman could barely contain her anger when she made her 
second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her 
own private beach. In an instant it was granted, exactly as she had imagined 
her dream home, in every tiny detail. But the genie reminded her again that her 
ex-husband now owned ten of what she had wished for, and pointed out across the 
bay to a small development of ten such mansions.

Upon seeing this, the woman took her time to consider her final wish. Just as 
the genie was about to give up on her, the woman said she had made up her mind. 
But, before she could say anything, the genie again warned her that her 
ex-husband would get ten times whatever she wished for. "No problem," said the 
woman, smiling at last. "For my final wish, I'd like to give birth to twins."


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