A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for
her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the
kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in
some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too
many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE
THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is
wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry
a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to
show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
