Lawyerly Laffs Q: What is the definition a "Lucky Break?" A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "Crying Shame"? A: There was an empty seat. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand. Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.
