Lightbulb Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.
Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb." Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?" Blonde: "Yes." Operator: "The power in the house in on?" Blonde: "Of course." Operator: "And the switch is on?" Blonde: "Yes, yes." Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?" Blonde: "No, it's working fine." Operator: "Then what's the problem?" Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves!"
