I'm new here, moments ago actually and wanted to say hi and to contribute my first joke, to bring a smile to your face. My mom told me this and I've never forgotten it, despite the fact that it is decades old...and I still find it funny.
A COUPLE OF CANNIBALS ARE HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER. ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER, "I DON'T LIKE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW." THE OTHER CANNIBAL REPLIES, "JUST EAT THE VEGETABLES."
