# Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
# Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. # Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. # Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. # Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. # Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. # Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. # Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. # Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. # Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling. # Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch. # Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. http://www.jokes-joke.com/2009/07/funny-conspiracy-joke.html
