A man is meeting a friend at a bar? When entering the bar he noticed two women sitting at the bar and one looked his was and said "nine" to her friend.
Thinking positive the man thought that she just rated him (Nine Out Of Ten). The man walked over to his friend and said "man see thoughts women over there, one just rated me a nine out of ten?" his buddy replied "Man i Sorry to say this but when i came in they were speaking German!" if you don't know German nine means no http://funnyquotations.blogspot.com/
