A college
professor was doing a study testing
the ability of first grade children to sense and match
colors and flavors using a bowl of Lifesaver candies.
He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to
identify them by color and flavor. The children
began to say:
"Red..................cherry,"
"Yellow...............lemon,"
"Green................lime,"
"Orange...............orange."
Finally, the teacher passed out honey flavored
Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments
none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your
father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers
out and yelled, "Eeeuww! Spit them out everybody,
they're assholes!!!"
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