Yah biar nggak tegang .....! > -----Original Message----- > From: Hotma > Subject: Silly Jokes > Subject: Silly Jokes > > Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? > Father : No. Why do you ask that? > Son : Well, where did you get mummy then? > ============================================= > Lady : Is this my train? > Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. > Lady :Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take > this train to KualaLumpur. > Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. > ============================================= > Peter: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and > one is > blue with red spots! > Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at > home. > ============================================= > Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again? > Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the > game went > into extra time. > ============================================= > Wife : Do you want dinner? > Husband : Sure, what are my choices? > Wife : Yes and no. > ============================================= > The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give > me a > ring?" > "Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?" > ============================================= > > Customer : "If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Brighton in > two > days time?". > Post Master : "Well it might do." > Customer : "I bet you, it won't." > Post Master : "Why not?" > Customer : "It's addressed to London." > ============================================= > Girl : Do you love me ? > Boy : Yes Dear > Girl : Would you die for me ? > Boy : No, mine is undying love > ============================================= > 1st thief : Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! > 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. > 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions. > ============================================= > Man : How old is your father ? > Boy : As old as me > Man : How can that be ? > Boy : He became a father only when I was born > ============================================= > Waiter : I have stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. > Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card. >
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