A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.. > > 'Mommy,'the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' > > 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. > 'It's not polite.' > > 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' > > 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really > none of your business.' > > Undaunted, the little girl asks,'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' > > 'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' > > The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. > > 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her > friend. > > 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's > licence. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' > > Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you > are. You are 32.' > > The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? > > 'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' > > The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you > find that out?' > > 'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a > divorce.' > > 'Oh really?' the mother asks.'Why?' > > 'Because you got an F in sex.'
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