Dangerous Outlaw Willie Nelson Detained by Border Patrol By Scott Galindez, Reader Supported News 27 November 10 Reader Supported News | Perspective In a major coup for the border patrol's war on drug smuggling on the Mexican border, authorities seized 6 ounces of marijuana and detained notorious pot-smoking outlaw Willie Nelson. Nelson was detained after a border patrol officer heroically boarded his tour bus after detecting a pungent scent in the air US Border Patrol spokesman Bill Brooks said Nelson's tour bus was stopped at a checkpoint in Sierra Blanca, Texas, at about 9 a.m. on Friday. He said an officer smelled pot when a door was opened and a search turned up 6 ounces of marijuana. Brooks said Nelson was among three people arrested. Nelson and his crew were reportedly on their way to Austin following a gig in California. The arrest did not take place on the border, but at a checkpoint well inside the United States. When news of the arrest leaked to Twitter, tweeters were shocked and Nelson shot up to the top of the trending list. Comedian John Fugelsang pointed out that while Willie Nelson was arrested in Texas for 6 ounces of cannabis, God, who produces it naturally across globe, is still at large. A popular retweet: "They arrested Willie Nelson for weed?!? That's like arresting Santa for breaking and entering." Rock guitarist Slash tweeted: "All things considered, Willie Nelson should have a federal issue, no limit marijuana license. End of story." However, others tweeted that they would be able to sleep better knowing that Nelson is off the streets. It didn't take long for Sage Francis to start a new "hash" tag: #FreeWilly. According to multiple media sources Nelson was released after posting bail in the amount of $2,500. While I mixed in a little satire, the sad thing is that this is a true story. How many of you would have even looked for the pot? I think I would have told Willie to make sure the driver didn't get stoned, and to have a nice day. After I got his autograph of course.
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