Thanks, I needed a good laugh today!!! Mark
---- Darren Garrison <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i24980 > > Lima Beanea, Peru (IP) - Scientists studying the Peruvian meteor report that > the > meteor is curing the diseases of all who approach it. They now know exactly > why > the miracle cures are so effective. > > The scientists have observed the figure or image of a hooded female on the > side > of space rock. It turns out that the lady of the rock is none other than > Maxine > Rashawannawanna who is none other than the Virgin Mary's counter part from the > planet Notperk-Oh-ICU812 which revolves around a pair of stars in the Smaller > Magellanic Cloud. > > Locals are converting en masse to Maxine's religion and the local priests are > so > upset that they have threatened to make an example of a few people by burning > them at the stake. This has drawn keen interest from a tribe of Firestone > cannibals who inhabit the local jungles. > > The result of all of this activity has been the creation of a Woodstock-like > atmosphere as hippies, new agers, priests, news crews, cannibals, vendors, > scientists, medical personnel, hookers, lawyers, onlookers, meteorite > collectors, astronomers, musicians, and countless other folks from diverse > backgrounds pour into the area. > > There are folks playing bongos and flutes wherever you turn. In one area > clarinetists and accordion players jam incessantly as if under the control of > some unseen power. The smell of incense mingles with the smell of roasted > animal > flesh. Babies cry, women laugh, and men whistle and the mingling of so many > discordant sounds and smells creates a feeling of disorientation and euphoria > to > the thousands of folks who are also suffering from sleep deprivation. > > There are so many people in the area that already three women have given birth > and 16 people have died only to be brought back to life by the powers emitted > by > the space rock. > > Wallymart is reportedly sending workers with chisels and hammers to try to > obtain pieces of the meteorite so they can sell it back in the states. The > workers experience some type of mystical or religious conversion as soon as > they > get within 100 meters of the rock and not one piece of the rock has been > removed. > > As night falls the rock emits light which is of various colors never seen > before > on our planet nor in our part of the galaxy. Humming sounds of various > frequencies are heard in the area. Some witnesses have told stories about how > trees and animals that were formerly injured have now become whole again. > Another report circulating among the rock's pilgrims tells of how weapons > become > useless within the rock's sphere of influence. The rock's sphere of influence > is > also reported to be growing with time and there is no telling where this will > all end. > ______________________________________________ > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list ______________________________________________ Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list