try
http://babelfish.altavista.com, fill in the url and set translate on 'Japanese to English' et voila, translated! (btw. That ZanacXZanac is gonna be cool!)
(you can also try http://www.elingo.com for translations)
url: http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20010331/compile.htm
d-fader
