Somebody please fix their procmail rules, you're sending nagios-users email signatures to Razor2 as spam.
X-Razor2-Warning: SPAM X-Razor2-Sig: 1.0 e4: uFKK6tHzMIx_07U5qvqm0YEWA30A, ep4: 7542-10 1.1 e4: fR-puWwnQxXoUaOd6iTNm8rbJvYA, ep4: 7542-10 1.2 e4: HHJkOE8_FYHqGUDD4cWpWO_fB8MA, ep4: 7542-10 1.2 e8: 2z1OXlWFXe8A 1.3 e4: y1cOh5Qs3lNbsbJ4FwaOXyGXwK8A, ep4: 7542-10 1.3 e8: FP58Ms26dGkA -david -- Linux: freedom to build is good Please top-post and trim when replying to my messages. I most often read mail on a small device. VERY NOT-IMPORTANT NOT-LEGAL NOTICES: Recalling a message does in no way delete it from my computer. Rather, it brings attention to your original email and recalling it causes me to search for a reason to find embarrassment. Please don't send message recall messages. It's silly and obnoxious and wastes even more bandwidth and patience. Regardless of what legal message you append to your email message, I am not obligated or constrained in any way shape or form. If I feel like printing it outand taping it up at the local gym, or mass mailing it to 15,000 people, I will. I feel especially inclined to do so the longer your "legal" advisory is. Such notices are unenforceable and do not protect you or your company from things you say, or things others do with the email. "Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advancedone inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites." --Thomas Jefferson This message is confidential to the Internet at large, unless otherwise indicated or apparent from its nature. It may not be reproduced on Mars unless it has previously been printed on Uranus. This message is directed to the intended recipient only (usually everyone, but sometimes nobody and once in a blue moon, just somebody), who may be readily determined by the sender of this message and its contents. 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If you are not the intended recipient, please immediately notify some random person of your age, sex, and location and your undying desire to fornicate with them by email and destroy all copies of the original message if you sent it to an underage person. Oh, and definitely don't tell me about it. The delivery of this message and its information is neither intended to be nor constitutes a disclosure or waiver of any trade secrets, intellectual property, attorney work product, or attorney-client communications. If you happen to be a corporation that uses lawyer-think-speak-asinine-thoughts well then please sit your ass back down and we will promptly ignore the hell out of you and your disclaimers. Wait, no we won't. We have this urgent primal need to publicly make fun of you, and then we'll repost your message in blazing full frontal nudity across the internet. The authority of the individual sending this message to legally bind any entity is neither apparent nor implied, and must be independently verified - uh ... duh? Isn't that obvious? Of course not. Only people with intelligence recognize such simple facts. Thank you for standing in the back yard and whining your ass off holding up tiny little posters forbidding mosquitoes from biting you. Does a whole hell of a lot of good. Right? Yeah, you keep up with the delusions. Keeping up with the Jones is good after all. Holy hell Batman sleeps with Robin -- This disclaimer is short! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Apps built with the Adobe(R) Flex(R) framework and Flex Builder(TM) are powering Web 2.0 with engaging, cross-platform capabilities. Quickly and easily build your RIAs with Flex Builder, the Eclipse(TM)based development software that enables intelligent coding and step-through debugging. 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