I thought you're a tool because you are one of "us"... aren't we all tools on here? :-)
-- Espi On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 10:31 PM, Rankin, James R <kz2...@googlemail.com>wrote: > So now I am a tool cos of my signature? > > Whatever. Back to sleep. > ---Blackberried > ------------------------------ > *From: * cynicalg...@gmail.com > *Date: *Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:09:52 -0400 > *To: *NT System Admin Issues<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com> > *ReplyTo: * "NT System Admin Issues" < > ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com> > *Subject: *Re: list delays > > And I'm the one that's called a tool? > > I probably made money for you James. > > Sent from my iPhone > > On Mar 14, 2012, at 5:37 PM, James Rankin <kz2...@googlemail.com> wrote: > > > > On 14 March 2012 19:48, Steven M. Caesare <scaes...@caesare.com> wrote: > >> Amit’s better looking too. >> >> Ok, couldn't resist a signature update with all this talk about it. I > need to remember to remove it when I email important clients though, I sent > one to a guy at AppSense the other day with it on and luckily he thought it > was hilarious. > > Apologies to all who may not like it, can I send you a GMail invite? > > JR > > -- > http://appsensebigot.blogspot.com > > IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER > > I certainly don't have time to monitor the content of e-mail sent and > received via this account for the purposes of ensuring compliance with > anyone's policies and procedures. I am pretty sure that somewhere in UK > legislation there is some politically-correct drivel that stipulates I must > never send or store e-mails or attachments that are obscene, indecent, > sexist, racist, defamatory, abusive, in breach of copyright, encrypted, > amusing, overly long, slightly opinionated, anonymous, likely to harm > animals or hurt the feelings of an as-yet-unspecified or as-yet-nonexistent > minority (such as extraterrestrial eggplants). Emails of this nature sent > in or out of this account may be intercepted and stopped by the system, but > it's a long shot. This being the UK, even if I was prosecuted for breach of > said email guidelines, I'd probably walk with a suspended sentence anyway, > but if I'd forgotten to pay my car insurance, I'd most certainly be hung, > drawn and quartered. > > I am not responsible for any changes made to the message after it has been > sent, in more or less the same way that cyclozine manufacturers aren't > responsible for drug addicts mixing it with methadone and overdosing, so > I'm glad I cleared the confusion up there nice and early. Where opinions > are expressed, they are not necessarily mine. However, I don't make a habit > of expressing other people's opinions for them, so you shouldn't take that > statement as an indication that I am in the business of providing an > opinion-expressing service. In the event that I did, this discourse would > provide no guarantee that I would do it anyway, but I don't, so I won't. > > This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are > addressed. If you are not the intended addressee, or the person responsible > for delivering it to them, aside from the fact that you've clearly got some > level of unauthorised access to their account or are at least engaged in > some sort of fraud, I'm obliged to tell you that may not copy, forward > disclose or otherwise use it or any part of it in any way. To do so may be > unlawful, and as you're already breaking the law, I am sure that bombshell > makes you quake in your boots and turn yourself over to law enforcement > immediately. If you receive this e-mail by mistake, please advise the > sender immediately. That would be me, and as I am clearly prone to sending > emails to completely the wrong person, I should instantly be stripped of my > status as a technical consultant and sent to do something more becoming of > my stupidity, such as appearing on Big Brother, the X Factor or "insert > country name here"'s Got Talent. > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
