Hi, Mack, What's happening? We need to talk about your email signature... Yeah. Did you get that memo? Yeah. It's just we're putting new rediculously long email signatures on all list emails before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great...
All right! (Happy Friday) -- Espi On Fri, Mar 16, 2012 at 8:22 AM, Mack Bolan <mack.bola...@gmail.com> wrote: > "improved fondleslab" I'll have to use this again sometime. I do love > the Reg's acerbic wit at times. > > Mack S. Bolan > > > > > On Fri, Mar 16, 2012 at 9:35 AM, James Rankin <kz2...@googlemail.com>wrote: > >> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/16/ipad_london_queue_hype/ >> >> (from The Reg, admittedly not the biggest Apple fans in the media) >> >> -- >> http://appsensebigot.blogspot.com >> >> IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER >> >> I certainly don't have time to monitor the content of e-mail sent and >> received via this account for the purposes of ensuring compliance with >> anyone's policies and procedures. I am pretty sure that somewhere in UK >> legislation there is some politically-correct drivel that stipulates I must >> never send or store e-mails or attachments that are obscene, indecent, >> sexist, racist, defamatory, abusive, in breach of copyright, encrypted, >> amusing, overly long, slightly opinionated, anonymous, likely to harm >> animals or hurt the feelings of an as-yet-unspecified or as-yet-nonexistent >> minority (such as extraterrestrial eggplants). Emails of this nature sent >> in or out of this account may be intercepted and stopped by the system, but >> it's a long shot. This being the UK, even if I was prosecuted for breach of >> said email guidelines, I'd probably walk with a suspended sentence anyway, >> but if I'd forgotten to pay my car insurance, I'd most certainly be hung, >> drawn and quartered. >> >> I am not responsible for any changes made to the message after it has >> been sent, in more or less the same way that cyclozine manufacturers aren't >> responsible for drug addicts mixing it with methadone and overdosing, so >> I'm glad I cleared the confusion up there nice and early. Where opinions >> are expressed, they are not necessarily mine. However, I don't make a habit >> of expressing other people's opinions for them, so you shouldn't take that >> statement as an indication that I am in the business of providing an >> opinion-expressing service. In the event that I did, this discourse would >> provide no guarantee that I would do it anyway, but I don't, so I won't. >> >> This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and >> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are >> addressed. If you are not the intended addressee, or the person responsible >> for delivering it to them, aside from the fact that you've clearly got some >> level of unauthorised access to their account or are at least engaged in >> some sort of fraud, I'm obliged to tell you that may not copy, forward >> disclose or otherwise use it or any part of it in any way. To do so may be >> unlawful, and as you're already breaking the law, I am sure that bombshell >> makes you quake in your boots and turn yourself over to law enforcement >> immediately. If you receive this e-mail by mistake, please advise the >> sender immediately. That would be me, and as I am clearly prone to sending >> emails to completely the wrong person, I should instantly be stripped of my >> status as a technical consultant and sent to do something more becoming of >> my stupidity, such as appearing on Big Brother, the X Factor or "insert >> country name here"'s Got Talent. >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >> > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
