Getting Peter Ustinov to narrate would be a neat trick, as he has been dead for almost a decade. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead, but I believe he is all dead by now.
Besides, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman would be better. Dan Matyola http://www.pentaxphotogallery.com/danieljmatyola On Sun, May 19, 2013 at 6:16 PM, Bob W <p...@web-options.com> wrote: > On 19 May 2013, at 20:43, John Sessoms <jsessoms...@nc.rr.com> wrote: > >> From: Walt >>> I have three pairs of "dress" socks -- black, brown and blue. >>> >>> Then, I have an unknown number of white socks with grey soles. >>> >>> Then, I have a few pairs of white socks with grass stains around the >>> ankles. They're my "reserve" socks that remind me that I'm almost out of >>> clean socks. >> >> I have a pair of Bates patent leather low-quarters & a pair of Rockport >> Rock-Sports dress shoes. Each has a pair of black nylon dress socks >> rolled up & tucked away down in the toe so I can find them if I ever need to >> wear dress shoes again. >> >> With everything else I wear SmartWool Light Hikers, even with sneakers. >> >> I used to have a number of other types of socks, but I simplified my >> life by donating them all to Goodwill/Salvation Army. >> > > I'm starting to think I must have died and gone to one of the more remote and > Dantesque circles of Hell where the only subject of conversation is socks. > > Maybe I can make my first million by writing the world's first sock app. A > diary with reminders of when to catalogue your sock drawer, aide-memoire > telling you where your emergency socks are stored, pros and cons of nylon > versus silk versus 'cotton-rich' for dress socks, amusing sock-related > anecdotes, narrated by Peter Ustinov, details of how much sand you need for > different sock sizes when you want to hit someone over the head, a calculator > for converting between different international sock standards, and one for > calculating how many socks to stuff in a hostage's mouth. Waterproof dog > socks, tar socks for walking geese to market, an international lost sock > matching service, a gallery of readers' socks, handy hints and tips for > removing all sorts of sock stains. Sock pegs and clips exchange, garter > auctions. There's a world of sockphernalia waiting for this app! > > Cheers, > Bobby-socks... > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > PDML@pdml.net > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow > the directions. -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
