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Published on Thursday, December 30, 2004

2004: Things to Forget
by Arianna Huffington

While so many year-end publications focus on what we should remember about the
year now grinding to a close, I'd like to continue this column's contrarian
tradition of pointing out the things we'd all be better off never having cross
our minds again.

Here then is a list of all the things I'd like to forget, circa 2004:

Bernard Kerik's nanny. Bernard Kerik's Ground Zero love nest. Bernard Kerik.

That the woman who dismissed a presidential briefing entitled "Bin Laden
Determined to Strike in U.S." as a "historical" document is going to be our
next secretary of state.

That a man who finds the Geneva Conventions "quaint" is going to be our next
attorney general.

Janet Jackson's briefly exposed right boob.

That it took 14 months and public protests from the victims' families before the
president OK'd the 9/11 Commission, but only two weeks before the first hearings
were held on Janet Jackson's boob.

That the media thought "Don't be economic girlie men" was a great line.

Scott Peterson's love of golf. And that his lawyers thought it was a reason he
shouldn't be sentenced to death.

Paris Hilton's new perfume. Paris Hilton's new album. Paris Hilton's new book.
Paris Hilton.

"Surviving Christmas," "Jersey Girl," J-Lo: Ben Affleck goes 0-for-2004.

Madrid, Spain, March 11, 2004.

Beslan, Russia, Sept. 3, 2004.

That the Federal budget deficit hit $413 billion this year, and two-thirds of it
is the result of Bush's tax cuts.

That Dick Cheney is talking about another round of tax cuts.

What Colin Powell did to his credibility. "You break it, you live with it for
the rest of your life."

"I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it."

That picture of Lynndie England holding the leash.

The way the administration tried to sweep Abu Ghraib under the rug.

William Hung, recording artist.

Ashlee Simpson, lip synch artist.

Bob Dylan, lingerie salesman.

That George Tenet, who knew that the intel on Iraqi WMD was thinner than Lara
Flynn Boyle on Dexatrim, turned into the Dick Vitale of WMD: "It's a slam dunk,
baby!"

That George Tenet was subsequently awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom,
the nation's highest civilian honor.

That a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich allegedly bearing the likeness of the
Virgin Mary sold for $28,000 on eBay.

The 10,000 Web remixes incorporating The Dean Scream.

That of the roughly 550 enemy combatants held captive in Guantanamo Bay, only
four have been formally charged.

The Pistons/Pacers basketbrawl.

The looks on George and Laura Bush's faces when Dr. Phil asked them about the
"epidemic levels of oral sex" in America's middle schools.

That Osama is still on the loose — and releasing tapes.

That the Kyoto Protocol was ratified — and we aren't part of it.

That Ken Lay has still not gone to trial or served a minute in jail.

That 35.9 million Americans live below the poverty line — 12.9 million of them
children.

That 42 percent of Americans still think Saddam Hussein was "directly involved
in planning, financing or carrying out" the 9/11 attacks.

That, thanks to presidential cutbacks, we actually have fewer police and first
responders on the streets today than we had on 9/11.

Star Jones' wedding.

The Movie Multiplex from Hell: "Alexander," "My Baby's Daddy," "Thunderbirds,"
"Sleepover," "Around the World in 80 Days."

The iPod Party Mix from Hell: Jessica Simpson's "Take My Breath Away," William
Hung's "She Bangs," Britney Spears' "Toxic," Britney Spears' "My Prerogative,"
Britney Spears' "I've Just Begun Having My Fun."

That Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld couldn't find time to personally sign letters
of condolence to the families of troops killed in Iraq.

That Deputy Defense Secretary Wolfowitz couldn't remember the number of soldiers
who'd lost their lives in Iraq.

Drilling for oil in ANWR (I've been desperately trying to forget this one since
2001, but the White House just won't let me!).
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