Dostalismy wlasnie prywatna poczta. Nic nadzwyczajnego, ale w obecnej sytuacji kazdy klos na wage zlota! Michal >> --- KIDS' INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE --- >> >> >> Never trust a dog to watch your food. >> -Patrick, Age 10 >> >> >> When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. >> -Matthew, Age 12 >> >> >> Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. >> -Andrew, Age 9 >> >> >> Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. >> -Rocky, Age 9 >> >> >> Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. >> -Stephanie, Age 8 >> >> >> Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. >> -Rosemary, Age 7 >> >> >> Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. >> -Lamar, Age 10 >> >> >> Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when >> your parents are doing taxes. >> -Carrol, Age 9 >> >> >> Never bug a pregnant mom. >> -Nicholas, Age 11 >> >> >> Don't ever be too full for dessert. >> -Kelly, Age 10 >> >> >> When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't >> answer him. >> -Heather, Age 16 >> >> >> Never tell your mom her diet's not working. >> -Michael, Age 14 >> >> >> Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. >> -Joel, Age 12 >> >> >> When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when >> she's on the phone. >> -Alyesha, Age 13 >> >> >> Never try to baptize a cat. >> -Laura, Age 13 >> >> >> Never spit when on a roller coaster. >> -Scott, Age 11 >> >> >> Never do pranks at a police station. >> -Sam, Age 10 >> >> >> Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. >> -Rob, Age 10 >> >> >> Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do >> what your mom told you to do. >> -Hank, Age 12 >> >> >> Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. >> -Molly, Age 11 >> >> >> Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. >> -Chelsey, Age 7 >> >> >> Stay away from prunes. >> -Randy, Age 9 >> >> >> Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. >> -Phillip, Age 13 >> >> >> Forget the cake. Go for the icing! >> -Cynthia, Age 8 >> >> >> >> > > >
