lol that is funny. i enjoyed it. just know that i am bearly trying to catch up with email so i am back a couple of day.juana aka speedie/wildcat2003 ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <recipesAndMore@googlegroups.com> Sent: Wednesday, September 05, 2007 11:43 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?
> > > On a Septic Tank Truck sign: > "We're #1 in the #2 business." > ************************** > Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." > ************************** > At a Proctologist's door > "To expedite your visit please back in." > ************************** > On a Plumber's truck: > "We repair what your husband fixed." > ************************** > On a Plumber's truck: > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." > ************************** > Pizza Shop Slogan: > "7 days without pizza makes one weak." > ************************** > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: > "Invite us to your next blowout." > ************************** > On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: > "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" > ************************** > At a Towing company: > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." > ************************** > On an Electrician's truck: > "Let us remove your shorts." > ************************** > In a Nonsmoking Area: > "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate > action." > ************************** > On a Maternity Room door: > "Push. Push. Push." > ************************** > At an Optometrist's Office > "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right > place." > ************************** > On a Taxidermist's window: > "We really know our stuff." > ************************** > In a Podiatrist's office: > "Time wounds all heels." > ************************** > On a Fence: > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." > ************************** > At a Car Dealership: > "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." > ************************** > Outside a Muffler Shop: > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." > ************************** > In a Veterinarian's waiting room: > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" > ************************** > At the Electric Company: > "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. > However, if you don't, you will be." > ************************* > In a Restaurant window: > "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." > ************************** > In the front yard of a Funeral Home: > "Drive carefully. We'll wait.." > ************************** > At a Propane Filling Station, > "Tank heaven for little grills." > ************************* > And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: > "Best place in town to take a leak." > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Delma > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.485 / Virus Database: 269.13.5/989 - Release Date: 9/4/2007 > 5:54 PM > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
