these r cute thanks for them.juana aka speedie/wildcat2003 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sherri Crum" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com> Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2007 11:35 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Jokes
> > ############## > A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast > as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she > prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please > don't let me be late!' While she was running and praying, she > tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing > her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running > again. As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please > don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!' > > ############### > An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she > requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for > her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while > > I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead. > > ############## > A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do > if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered 'Call for backup.' > > ############## > A Sun day School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary > took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: 'They > couldn't get a babysitter.' > ################################# > > Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing > > a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do > > you think about all this Satan stuff?' > > The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned > out. It's probably just your Dad. > > > > > > Sherri > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.485 / Virus Database: 269.13.8/993 - Release Date: 9/6/2007 > 3:18 PM > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
