[?][?][?][?] There have I lived, in a past life.
On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 3:36 AM, Mr. Worf <hellomahog...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> You've been programming too long...
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> When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
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> When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
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> When your wife says, "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to
> bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting
> the else clause.
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> When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next
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> When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
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> When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone
> and start dialing an IP number.
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> When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you
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> When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but
> you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
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> When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the
> math in octal.
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"If all the world's a stage and we are merely players, who the bloody hell
wrote the script?" -- Charles E Grant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik
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