Title: Bush: Iran Must Halt Production of Long Letters
-Caveat Lector-
Days after receiving an 18-page
letter from Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President George W. Bush
called the lengthy missive an act of war and demanded that Iran
halt its production of long letters at once.
Bush Demands That Iran Halt Production of Long
Letters
May 13, 2006
By Andy Borowitz (and others)
Days after receiving an 18-page letter from Iranian president Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad, President George W. Bush called the lengthy missive an act
of war and demanded that Iran
halt its production of long letters at once.
At the White House, aides said that writing a letter of such length to
President Bush, who is known for his extreme distaste for reading, was the most
provocative act Mr. Ahmadinejad could have possibly committed. They said they
were waiting for Israel
to tell them how to respond.
Everyone knows that the last book the president read was 'My Pet Goat,'
one aide said. Expecting him to read an 18-page letter is really asking
for it, and that Iranian dude must have known that.
According to those close to Mr. Bush, the president was infuriated upon receipt
of the 18-page letter and asked aides if it was some kind of joke.
The president then demanded that the letter be boiled down to a one- or
two-page format, or possibly adapted to a DVD version, just as he had ordered
for news reports on Hurricane Katrina.
In Tehran, President Ahmadinejad said he was
taken aback by Mr. Bush's refusal to read an 18-page letter, but
said that all his future communications to the U.S. president would be in short,
easy-to-read instant-messaging format.
In his first IM to President Bush, released to the press today, President
Ahmadinejad writes, Am building nukes. R U angry? LOL.
Elsewhere, Air Force Gen. Michael V. Hayden
vowed today that as director of the CIA he would push the agency to find more
and better sources of false intelligence and would be flying to Tel Aviv at
once.
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