Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- is there some conspiracy involved here - other than to induce people to fear getting pierced? No. However one should be aware of the implications when hanging a 50 lb. anvil from one's privates. flw A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
From: flw is there some conspiracy involved here - other than to induce people tofear getting pierced?No. However one should be aware of the implications whenhanging a 50 lb. anvil from one's privates. Only if one were then to casually stroll across a junkyard where a super electromagnet was being used... ;-) June Check out the nonstop beachparty at Alternative Kite Summer radio at: http://www.live365.com/stations/250951 _IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- In a message dated 6/14/01 2:12:22 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: No. However one should be aware of the implications when hanging a 50 lb. anvil from one's privates. Only if one were then to casually stroll across a junkyard where a super electromagnet was being used... ;-) This would improve the gene pool. A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
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-Caveat Lector- is there some conspiracy involved here - other than to induce people to fear getting pierced? Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
certainly makes me think twice about getting either of my kidneys pierced and that's f'sure but it makes a prince albert slightly more attractive... - Original Message - From: Adam Kowalczyk To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2001 6:15 PM Subject: Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet... -Caveat Lector- is there some conspiracy involved here - other than to induce people to fear getting pierced? Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com www.ctrl.org DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- If anyone seriously believes any of the stories, I have a bridge in Brooklyn and some swampland in Florida I'm sure you'd be interested in buying... ;-) June Check out the nonstop beachparty at Alternative Kite Summer radio: http://www.live365.com/stations/250951 A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
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-Caveat Lector- Steve - June has some Florida swamp land she would like to sell and a bridge somewhere..thought you might be interested. Saba A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- If anyone seriously believes any of the stories, I have a bridge in Brooklyn and some swampland in Florida I'm sure you'd be interested in buying... ;-) You are a fool. I happen to know the above story is true. I am representing the alcoholic mother in a wrongful death suit. The junk yard owner had prior notice that metal inserted teenagers often used his junk yard as a shortcut and in spite of that knowledge he insisted on using that dangerous supermagnet in their presence. flw A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- In a message dated 6/12/01 12:44:02 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: I am representing the alcoholic mother in a wrongful death suit. The junk yard owner had prior notice that metal inserted teenagers often used his junk yard as a shortcut and in spite of that knowledge he insisted on using that dangerous supermagnet in their presence. flw AAh, yes! Nobody is responsible for their actions. Everybody except the people were are sueing are victims. Liberalism strikes again! BHoward A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- I am representing the alcoholic mother Which court? What's the docket number? A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER =CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ===Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A ===To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
In a message dated 6/12/01 2:44:02 PM Central Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: The junk yard owner had prior notice that metal inserted teenagers often used his junk yard as a shortcut and in spite of that knowledge he insisted on using that dangerous supermagnet in their presence. It's not liberal or conservative to see that IF this is true, a BIG if, it's a stupid case and a sad commentary. Bill.
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
if it is true??? holey camoley... get a grip of yourselves... "LABIA FALLS, IL-" "Heart, lungs, liverbut none of that stuff could possibly have left the kid'sbody-except that he had them all pierced." "COITUS, NJ" "those who weren't laughing their asses off had to betaken in for psychological examination" - Original Message - From: William Shannon To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2001 11:32 PM Subject: Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet... In a message dated 6/12/01 2:44:02 PM Central Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: The junk yard owner had prior notice that metal inserted teenagers often used his junk yard as a shortcut and in spite of that knowledge he insisted on using that dangerous supermagnet in their presence.It's not liberal or conservative to see that IF this is true, a BIG if, it's a stupid case and a sad commentary. Bill.
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-Caveat Lector- In a message dated 6/12/01 12:17:22 AM Mountain Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Hell, anyone stupid to put over fourteen pounds of stainless steel under his skin deserves to die Stainless steel is not affected by magnets. These are obviously someone's poor attempt at humor. This pumpkin site must be a wannabe onion site. A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
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-Caveat Lector- - Original Message - From: flw [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2001 12:41 PM Subject: Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet... -Caveat Lector- If anyone seriously believes any of the stories, I have a bridge in Brooklyn and some swampland in Florida I'm sure you'd be interested in buying... ;-) You are a fool. I happen to know the above story is true. I am representing the alcoholic mother in a wrongful death suit. Yeah, Riieeeght! LOL! Could you represent me in a wrongful death class action against the United States? I'd like to sue on behalf of all those who have died in battle for this countryI, of course, as their executor/beneficiary of their estates? === Kadosh, Kadosh, Kadosh, YHVH, TZEVAOT FROM THE DESK OF: *Michael Spitzer*[EMAIL PROTECTED] The Best Way To Destroy Enemies Is To Change Them To Friends === A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- - Original Message - From: Nessie [EMAIL PROTECTED] Which court? What's the docket number? Haven't filed yet. Mother is too drunk to sign the retainer. She should be sober enough by Thurs. BTW, the accident was much worse then reported. The poor kid had a pierced tongue. It was ripped off by the electromagnet and was stuck to the top of the magnet. A crow landed on the magnet and swallowed it whole. We have it all on tape - the junkyard security camera was tuned in the whole time. This case will be worth millions!! flw A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- The junk yard owner had prior notice that metal inserted teenagers often used his junk yard as a shortcut and in spite of that knowledge he insisted on using that dangerous supermagnet in their presence. It's not liberal or conservative to see that IF this is true, a BIG if, it's a stupid case and a sad commentary. Bill. Easy for you to say. Wait till your poor pierced kid gets ripped apart by an electromagnet. We'll see then whether or not you think this a stupid case. The sad thing is that not only was this kid a victim of the electromagnet - he was a victim of his economic status. He came from a poor family on welfare. He could only afford stainless steel piercings. If he could have afforded gold piercing like the rich kids, he would still be alive today! One of the purposes of this lawsuit is to compel the Federal Government to provide magnetic free piercing metal for ALL KIDS. This is called equal treatment under law. NO CHILD SHOULD BE LEFT BEHIND when exposed to dangerous electromagnetic pulses and not ripped to pieces because he/she is forced to endure cheap metal piercing. flw A HREF=http://www.ctrl.org/;www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html;Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/;ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
[CTRL] Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet...
-Caveat Lector- (The following post is R-rated. Leave now if offended by four letter words.) http://pumpkinpress.alienservices.net/index.htm Body Piercing Teen Killed by Magnet By: Don Steiner LABIA FALLS, IL-Tragedy struck the small blue-collar town of Labia Falls, Illinois, when Quentin Horowitz, 17, was killed in a freak accident involving a large industrial magnet, which attracted his piercings with such force that they tore free from his body, in several cases taking vital organs with them. He was a big dumbass, says Rachel Hale, a student at his high school. He was into the whole Goth thing and wanted everyone to call him 'Agony.' Personally, I'm glad he's dead. The state coroner reports that Horowitz was cutting through the town's junkyard when the crane magnet was powered up, killing him. We found lots of stuff on that magnet, he says. Heart, lungs, liver but none of that stuff could possibly have left the kid's body-except that he had them all pierced. The boy's death has affected almost everyone involved. I guess I should be upset or something, says Joe Faraday, the magnetic crane operator responsible for Horowitz' death. But I'm not. Hell, anyone stupid to put over fourteen pounds of stainless steel under his skin deserves to die. Faraday, who has operated the crane for as long as he can remember, will not be charged with a crime. The boy's mother, whose blood at the time of the interview contained eight times the legal limit of alcohol, has arranged to have her son's body weighted down and thrown in the local creek. I ain't got money for a proper funeral, she said this morning. And if I did, you can bet I wouldn't waste it on that no-good son of mine, she added before collapsing on the floor of her trailer home, comatose from alcohol poisoning. The boy's deadbeat father, living with a small entourage of cocktail waitresses in a seedy Las Vegas apartment, could not be reached for comment. Birthday Clown Killed Lighting Flatulence By: Don Steiner COITUS, NJ- Local part-time birthday party clown Joe Esterhas was killed yesterday in front of a large crowd of first-grade students during a trick which involved igniting his own fart. It was horrible, said his assistant, Joe Gareth, who asked not to be identified. He was doing his Ass Buster routine, and suddenly, BOOM-he's a seven-foot column of flame. After a short outburst of tears, he added, If you think about it-from an objective point of view, you know-it was kind of funny. No students were injured in the incident, although those who weren't laughing their asses off had to be taken in for psychological examination. Cupholder Manufacturer Under Fire From Congress By: Justin Russo WASHINGTON D.C.- Burnstone Cupholders Inc and Buick Inc. took a lot of heat today for their manufacturing of faulty cupholders. The Senate cited today that Burnstone knowingly manufactured under par cupholders, and Buick knowingly placed them in there LeSabre cars (years 1992-2000) which were the cause of many spillages in the past few months. It's a horrible thought to know that these people are selling cupholders that may cause us to spill some Pepsi on our crotch, said Senator Straum Thurmund. The first incident occurred early last Novembers when Janice McMahon, of Rhode Island, was in her brand new used 95 Buick Lesabre at the drive thru at her local Wendy's. My kid and I ordered some fries and two Biggie Dr. Peppers. [Upon receiving] our pops I went to place it in my cupholder and the whole damn thing collapsed and got my son's pants all wet. Janice filed a complaint at her Buick dealership, only to be sent a letter in the mail with a fascimile coupon reading ONE FREE 'WHO GIVES A DAMN' , redeemable at my ass. Joseph McMahon, her son, had this to say, Ya know man, this is bullshit, I'ma 'bout ta step up on them Buick muh's. The Rhode Island Buick Dealers Association declined comment. The above incident was just the first of many, thus causing a class action law suit brought against Burnstone and Buick. The person seeking the most money from her damage is Lola Leira, of Illinois, who ruined her Old Navy Techno Chino pants when she spilled a cup full of blood on them. She seeks compensation in the amount of $26.95, for the purchase of some new Techno Chino pants. Why she had a cup full of blood in her car, is unknown. Burnstone itself has had to lay off workers due to the overwhelming loss due to Buick pulling the cupholders from all of their 2001 models. Elias Mann, a former janitor for Bridgestone Inc., had this to say, Bridgestone can suck it. I got kids to feed you pricks. I hope someone is going to take a real nasty shit, and who's gonna clean it up? Not me fuckers. Elias Mann was one of 3 people laid off due to Buicks cancellations. The other two Kevin Faust (former janitor) and Ellen Hennings(former receptionist), both claim to be retired Burnstone CEO, Jimmy O'Falloshallahan testified saying , Ay, who gives a crap? Just go buy a new fucking
