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}}}>Begin March 21, 2002 Move to take the sex out of ships sparks a mutiny By Alan Hamilton and Geoff Brown SEAFARERS everywhere were outraged yesterday by the news that ships are to be unsexed. In the mind of the mariner, his vessel is his mistress, and incontrovertibly feminine, as she has been from ancient times. But Lloyd’s List, the 268-year-old London-based daily shipping newspaper and bible of the mercantile world, has decided to drop the gender andwill henceforth refer to a ship not as “she”, but “it”. Julian Brady, the newspaper’s editor, said yesterday that ships were nothing more than mercantile real estate. Calling an elegant cruise liner “she” was all very well, but it could be offensive to apply the feminine pronoun to some rusting old hulk. “We are a serious business paper for shipping. It may be a tradition to call ships ‘she’, but in standard journalistic practice ships should be referred to as ‘it’. The world moves on,” Mr Brady said. Naval and merchant seafarers were united in their objections. The Ministry of Defence said: “Lloyd’s List can do what they want. The Royal Navy will continue to call its ships ‘she’ as we have always done. It is historic and traditional.” Britain’s two major fleet owners, P&O and Cunard Line, were similarly adamant that their vessels would remain thoroughly female. “Ships have personalities and souls; we call them ‘she’ instinctively,” a spokesman for Cunard Line said. Noel Coward understood the matter perfectly, as he did other issues of gender. In his 1942 classic wartime film In Which We Serve, Chief Petty Officer Bernard Miles raises his glass: “I propose the health of one who’s very dear to me, a creature of many moods and fancies. She’s very often uncertain, hard to please, but I’m devoted to her with every fibre of my being.” At this point his wife, played by Joyce Carey, looks up at him adoringly. “Ladies and gentlemen, HMS Torrin,” Miles says, to her obvious disappointment. Celia Johnson, the captain’s wife in the same epic, describes the ship as her enemy because it dominates the affections of her husband. “It holds first place in his head; it comes before wife, home, children, everything,” she says with despair, but with the understanding of a sailor’s wife. Ships have been “she” at least since Roman times, and most inflected languages have “ship” as a feminine noun: navis in Latin, nave in Italian,and safina in Arabic. Perversely, the French regard bâteau as masculine, and the Germans go their own way with Das Schiff as a neuter noun. Pieter van der Merwe, of the National Maritime Museum, said that there was no general agreement as to why ships had assumed the feminine gender. “It may be because they were once dedicated to goddesses whose figure was carved on the bow to protect against storms,” he said, “or it may be because ships, like women, are expensive and difficult to handle. The history of the matter is much obscured by male-chauvinist jokery.” Alternative theories suggest that the ship became feminine because it was the only woman allowed at sea, and was treated with deference and respect; others say that mariners spending a long time at sea came to regard the ship as their mother. Mr van der Merwe said that the National Maritime Museum would continue to regard ships as feminine, if only because of tradition. He said: “Once you start dismantling the linguistic element, you start dismantling the culture. These traditions have long antiquity, and should be preserved.” The unsexing of ships was also resisted yesterday by the British Marine Industries Federation, which organises the International Boat Show in London and Southampton. The organisation said that it regarded the Lloyd’s List decision as an example of a creeping and unwelcome political correctness. A spokesman said: “It’s like hurricanes. 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