Re: [CTRL] researcher suggests elusive Bigfoot is an android
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Re: [CTRL] researcher suggests elusive Bigfoot is an android
Oh wow...I just realized that Bigfoot is in fact my long-lost Great-Uncle Harry, who disappeared in 1946 after a record-setting binge in Fargo, ND, in the course of which he personally demolished fifteen bars, three Ford pickup trucks, and two sheriff's deputies, and consumed the town's entire stock of alcohol, whether consumable or not. Uncle Harry never cut his hair--not on principle or anything, he was just lazy--and brushed his teeth only on Saint Swithin's Day in alternate leap years, which when combined with his invariable custom of bathing only on those rare occasions when someone got close enough to him to throw him into a handy river or lake, meant that the family held him at the length of all our arms put together. What PROVES that Bigfoot is in fact Uncle Harry is this: Uncle Harry wore size 32 1/2 shoes, which were broken down at the heel and broken out at the toe thanks to his approach to nail-clipping, which was basically don't do it. I would attach a photograph of Uncle Harry to this message to prove my contention, but unfortunately the only photo of him in the family album disintegrated several years ago when Great-Aunt Mehitable exposed it to hydrofluoric acid under the mistaken impression that she was shellacking it... (Well, it makes as much sense as any OTHER theory of Bigfoot...) - Original Message - From: "(Conspiracy Theory Research List)" [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, August 14, 2000 11:18 AM Subject: Re: [CTRL] researcher suggests elusive Bigfoot is an android It's actually an out-of-work woukie waiting for the next Star Wars film. A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/"www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html"Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/"ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
[CTRL] researcher suggests elusive Bigfoot is an android
http://www.trib.com/HOMENEWS/GENERAL/SpacemanSasquatch.html Bigfoot researcher suggests elusive Bigfoot is an android YAKIMA, Wash. (AP) - Sasquatch might be from outer space. At least that's the theory being put forth by Erik Beckjord of the San Francisco-based Sasquatch Research Project. He contends the proof can be found in a metal cylinder, roughly the same size and shape as a 16-ounce can of beer, on Bigfoot's right arm in the famous Patterson film. "An ape doesn't have a cylinder on its arm, unless it's an experimental creature," Beckjord told the Yakima Herald-Republic in a story published Monday. But that's hardly enough evidence for people who believe Bigfoot is the Yakima Valley's biggest homegrown hoax. "That's a new one to me," said Zillah lawyer Barry Woodard, representing a man who last year claimed to have worn a monkey suit in the 1967 Patterson-Gimlin film. The grainy 16mm footage of what some believe is a female Sasquatch running out of a stream bed in the Six Rivers National Forest in northern California was taken by Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin during a horseback search for Bigfoot. Patterson died in 1972. Gimlin refuses to be interviewed. Last year, longtime Bigfoot tracker Cliff Crook of Bothell dismissed the film as a hoax, saying four computer-enhanced frames showed what appeared to be a bell-shaped fastener at the creature's waist. Several months later, a 58-year-old Yakima man, who has not been publicly identified, came forward through Woodard claiming to have been the hoaxer who wore the fur. The man still wants to sell his story, Woodard said. It's been a Sasquatch summer in the Northwest this year. Two researchers are looking into reports of the possible presence of Bigfoot on the Hoh Indian Reservation on the Olympic Peninsula along the Pacific Coast. A psychologist recently claimed to have seen and smelled Sasquatch while hiking at the Oregon Caves National Monument. Beckjord, who has a master's degree in business administration from the University of California at Berkeley, contends the recent Bigfoot reports only back up his contention that the creature is living among us and could be from outer space - possibly an experimental android. "It would be the perfect spy for wilderness warfare," Beckjord said. Or, "he could be cruising out there on behalf of the U.S. government." The cylinder can be seen in the 350th frame of the Patterson film, he said. He speculates it could be anything from radio equipment to medical gear. Bulges at either end of the cylinder likely serve as mounting hardware, he said. For Beckjord, the most persuasive indication that Bigfoot is from another world is the lack of an archaeological record. "There's no roadkill ever at any time," he said. "All of the existing animals you can find dead sometime." On the Net: http://www.sasquatch.cc . Visit the Eagle 1 Observer"Observing the World Around You"http://www.crayon.net/read.cgi?[EMAIL PROTECTED] " I believe that every individual is naturally entitled to do ashe pleases with himself and the fruits of his labor, so far asit in no way interferes with any other men's rights." - Abraham Lincoln . .
