Re: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances

2000-03-28 Thread R. A. Hettinga

First, you need a vaccuum cleaner with the hose on the exhaust instead of
the intake. Then you take two large, teadrop baloons, and, um, blow them up.

What?

Oh. I thought you said "boob".

Never mind.

Cheers,
B*b Hettinga
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Re: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances

2000-03-28 Thread Frog

A "b**b"?

Do you mean a boob?  You could try filling a Ziploc bag with warm water or
peanut oil, I suppose.

A blob?  Well -- nearly anything you can fit into a blender and puree
would probably work.  You'd have more luck in a zero-gravity environment.

A bulb?  They're difficult to manufacture from domestic appliances.  Why
not buy one at the store?  Or the nursery?  I like tulips.

A blab?  I'm not sure how to make such a thing, even with imported
appliances.

A barb?  Just wrench open your standard toaster and pull out the wire
rack.  Grab a pliers and a file and you should be able to make all kinds
of barbs.  'Better ask mommy's permission first.

procmail is a wonderful thing.  bye bye.




RE: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances

2000-03-28 Thread Oellermann, A. (Adam)
Title: RE: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances





1) Get an old microwave oven or refrigerator
2) Open the door
3) Unfasten, disassemble and remove the lamp housing.
4) Remove the light bulb - usually either bayonet or screw-type fitting.


You now have your very own light b**b, made exclusively from domestic appliances. Don't know why you wanted to put asterisks in 'bulb', though.

Cheers
Adam


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