CRYPTIC SEDUCTION

2002-03-13 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Cypherpunks,

Because of CRYPTIC SEDUCTION's Cypherpunk connection, I thought it would be
appropriate to present you with a unique opportunity.

The adult film market has been flat for some period of time and I see no
signs of an upturn any time soon.  I'm tired of waiting for the right market
and so are some of my shareholders.  So we've decided to bring this chapter
to a close--even at a loss--rather than drag it on any longer.  So have
decided to sell off the movie and dissolve the company as soon as possible.

To that end, I am soliciting bids for the purchase of all the assets of
Desdaemona--the remaining rights, documentation and inventory of CRYPTIC
SEDUCTION.  To insure a quick sale, I am setting a deadline for bids of noon
PST, March 20, 2002.

I think it's only fair that Cypherpunks--the inspiration for CRYPTIC
SEDUCTION--should get a bite at the apple.  Attached, is a Word document
you may use to bid on CRYPTIC SEDUCTION.  Who knows?  If you are the winning
bidder, you may end up owning CRYPTIC SEDUCTION for a fraction of the
$30,000 it cost to produce it.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me by e-mail or phone
(510-839-3441).  Remember, the deadline is noon, one week from today.


 S a n d y

P.S.  If the list chokes on the Word attachment, here it is in text form.
___

DESDÆMONA FILM PRODUCTION TRUST

March 13, 2002

Dear Cypherpunk:

Thank you for your interest in bidding on all rights (less TV rights),
documentation and inventory for the adult feature, CRYPTIC SEDUCTION.  In
order to participate in the bidding, you will need to fill out the bid form
at the bottom of this letter, sign it and mail or fax it to us at the
address/number, below.  To quality for consideration, it must be received by
noon PST, Wednesday March 20, 2002.

If yours is the highest bid, you will be notified at that time.  To complete
the purchase of CRYPTIC SEDUCTION you must immediately remit payment to us
via wire transfer, cashiers check or the equivalent.  If full payment is not
received by noon PST, Friday March 22, 2002, we reserve the right to void
the sale.

Sincerely,

Sandy Sandfort, Trustee


I hereby bid $___, as per the terms listed above, for the adult
motion picture, CRYPTIC SEDUCTION.


Name:   

Address:

Phone/fax:  

E-mail: 


123 BAY PLACE, SUITE 301 • OAKLAND, CA • 94610
PHONE: 510-839-3441 • FAX: 858-630-4116

Signature   __   Date __



Bid--Cypherpunks.doc
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RE: Drivers License as ID Card

2001-11-28 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Inchoate backpedaled:

 Why would Congress/President not invoke a
 National ID card themselves while allowing
 the states to do it with their permission?
 Why would Congress/President hand power
 over to the states they didn't want to
 exercise themselves?

 Answer: They won't.

Correct answer:  They would.  Given that the House and Executive branch are
in Republican hands.  And given that Republicans tend to support states
rights, using the states as a cat's paw to introduce a national ID via the
back door makes perfect sense.  (Unless you only have inchoate sense.)


 S a n d y

http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/1999/10/26.html

Word of the Day for Tuesday October 26, 1999:
inchoate \in-KOH-it\, adjective:
1. Recently, or just, begun; beginning.
2. Partially but not fully in existence or operation; existing in its
elements; incomplete; imperfectly formed; as, a vague inchoate idea.
Writers basically work by instinct - I think you have only an inchoate sense
of what you're doing.

--John Gregory Dunne, quoted in How John Gregory Dunne Puts Himself Into
Books, New York Times, May 3, 1982
You take on a project because of the feeling, perhaps inchoate, that it may
in some way contribute to your deeper understanding of the larger-scale
research program you have chosen as your life's work.

--Christopher Scholz, Fieldwork: A Geologist's Memoir of the Kalahari
Still, if I'm honest, the most thrilling moments all came early, in the
Fifties and Sixties, when the music was a primary focus of my energy,
shaping my desires, coloring my memory, and producing the wild fantasy,
widely shared, that my generation was, in some inchoate way, through the
simple pleasure we all took in rock and roll, part of a new world dawning.

--James Miller, Flowers in the Dustbin: The Rise of Rock and Roll, 1947-1977
Inchoate is from Latin inchoatus (only begun, not finished, incomplete),
past participle of inchoo, inchoare, which is an alteration of incoho,
incohare, to begin.




RE: SURRENDER DOROTHY!

2001-11-27 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Jimbo really stretched on this one:

 As my original statement (which I thank
 you for providing) specifically says
 'between themselves'.

But states DO make compacts 'BETWEEN THEMSELVES,' which is what Jimbo said
was unconstitutional.  The fact that they have congressional approval, does
not alter the nature of the agreement nor of the parties.  The remedial
reading ball is demonstrably and forcefully served back to Jimbo's court.
I await his next cowardly volley with amusement.  But unless he says
something a bit meatier than his foregoing thin gruel, I doubt I'll be
motivated to respond.  It's just no fun anymore; he's too easy.  :'D


 S a n d y




RE: Pricing Mojo, Integrating PGP, TAZ, and D.C. Cypherpunks

2001-11-21 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Someone wrote:

 Unfortunately U.S. postal regulations
 require identification when you rent a
 mail box, public or private

 It won't do much good to chain them if
 each one in the chain has your ID on file.
 Granted you can use fake ID but that would
 be breaking the law, raising the costs
 considerably.

US postal regs end at the US border.  The rest of the world is full of mail
drops, accommodation addresses and mail forwarding services.


 S a n d y




RE: why market to Joe Sixpack?

2001-11-21 Thread Sandy Sandfort

David wrote:

 Declan's comment on operating a physical
 remailer for suitably valuable cargo,
 plus some of Tim's recent comments about
 integration, made me think of the
 question in the subject line. So far
I see at least three possible answers.

 1) Make lots of money.

 2) Spread awareness (that funny feeling in the stomach recently
 discussed) and save our fellow man. Make the world safe for privacy.

 3) Ensure that cryptography and privacy-enhancing technologies have uses
 besides Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse, so that they aren't banned.

 anything else?

Yes, a corollary to 2) is that by saving our fellow man, we are saving
ourselves as well.  The elitist idea that it doesn't make any difference
what happens to the little people is wrong-headed.  Because the world is set
up to make cars affordable for the little people, you and I can have
personal automotive transportation at a fraction of the cost if we were to
try and assemble them up in Galt's Gulch.  If crypto gets wide-spread use by
the little people, our use will be lost in the noise.


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RE: Nuclear Pipe Bombs

2001-11-19 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Ken Brown quoted Tim May (I think) saying:

  A way too expensive way to spread mere
  radiological terror, which could be done
  much more cheaply and easily by taking
  spent fuel rods and blowing them up, or
  just by grinding up spent fuel rods or
  other nuclear waste and then dumping it
  out of a plane over a city.)

Won't work on Berkeley, though.  The City Council declared Berkeley a
Nuclear Free Zone.  Guess that leaves only conventional weapons.


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RE: Monkeywrenching airport security

2001-11-17 Thread Sandy Sandfort

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Subject: Monkeywrenching airport security

 Walk into an airport in baggy pants with
 powdered expolosives in a leg bag which
 can slowly be dispersed as you walk...

Airport chemical sniffers apparently look for the signature of nitrogen
compounds, not explosives, per se.  I've often wondered how many weekend
gardeners have gotten hassled and delayed because of trace amounts of
ammonia-based fertilizers on their person and effects.  If you plan to fly,
be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before heading out for the airport if
you have been shoot, gardening or house cleaning.


 S a n d y




RE: The Crypto Winter

2001-11-17 Thread Sandy Sandfort

alphabeta121 asked,

 what does C-A-C-L stand for?

Nothing really.  It's Inchoate's blanket term for the several loosely
related free market theories/movements.  It's an intellectually bankrupt
grouping.  It's sort of like saying commie instead of differentiating
between communism, Fabian socialism, liberalism, populism, the left,
progressives, etc.  You can safely ignore it.


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RE: Crypto Terrorists to be Tried in Military Tribunal

2001-11-15 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Somebody wrote:

  At 9:07 PM -0500 11/14/01, Andrew C.
  Greenberg wrote:
  I saw the part in article III about
  one supreme court and subsidiary
  courts.  Sorry, where, exactly, does
  it say that military tribunals have
  jurisdiction over civilians?

 Read the fucking order at cryptome:

Detention, Treatment, and Trial of Certain Non-Citizens in the War
Against Terrorism

 See that?  Non-Citizens, you stupid fucks!  What a barrel of retards
 we've got around here.

Civilians /= citizen.

Non-citizens are civilians (unless they are also soldiers), so Andrew's
question still obtains.


 S a n d y




POORLY SOCIALIZED VS POLITICALLY INCORRECT

2001-11-08 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

For those of you, like Reese, who were unsure or mistaken as to the meaning
of socialized when I wrote that Reese was poorly socialized, I refer you
to definition #2 of socialize from dictionary.com:

so7cial7ize (s sh -l z)
v. so7cial7ized, so7cial7iz7ing, so7cial7iz7es
v. tr.
1. To place under government or group
   ownership or control.
2. To make fit for companionship with
   others; make sociable.
3. To convert or adapt to the needs of
   society.

Please compare that to either definition of politically correct, also from
dictionary.com:

politically correct
adj. Abbr. PC

1. Of, relating to, or supporting broad
   social, political, and educational
   change, especially to redress
   historical injustices in matters such
   as race, class, gender, and sexual
   orientation.
2. Being or perceived as being
   overconcerned with such change, often
   to the exclusion of other matters.

So for future reference, if I should use the term socialized in reference
to a person, I mean definition #2.  If I use it in reference to a practice,
organization, market segment, etc.  I mean definition #1 or #3.  Clear
enough?


 S a n d y




RE: Business 'rights' and free markets

2001-11-07 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Jim, you pompous ass,

You wrote:

 On Wed, 7 Nov 2001, Sandy Sandfort wrote:

  Let me get this right.  Jimbo is
  CHANNELING Hayek?  Yeah, right.

 Not at all,

 http://www.mises.org/hayekbio.asp

 you should read the books instead of just
 trusting other peoples interpretation...
 he was decidedly against central or
 control economices (ie fascism or
 socialism).

Of course I've read the books and of course I know he was against centrally
planned economies.  So what?  Read your own stupid post again, moron.  Your
pretending to know what Hayek would say in your stupid hypothetical about
denying service to Jews or whomever, is the height of hubris, you pitiful
ignoramus.

Have a nice day,


 S a n d y




RE: Business 'rights' and free markets

2001-11-07 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Butthead,

You wrote:

 It's interesting that in lambasting me for
 'knowing what Hayek would say' is EXACTLY
 what you're doing. At least I back my
 hubris with quotes from Hayeks works.

Watch your attribution bonehead.  I've not participated in the Hayek
discussion at all except to point out your stupid attempt to PREDICT what
Hayek WOULD HAVE SAID.  Show us your Hyek denying service to whomever
quotes.  Can't, can you?  Surrender, Dorothy.


 S a n d y

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RE: Business 'rights' and free markets

2001-11-07 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Reese wrote:

 At 04:42 PM 11/7/01 -0800, Sandy Sandfort wrote:
 Jim, you pompous ass,

 Why not just call him a dumb cunt?

Reese might have a point here.  When Reese uses a derogatory term for women,
he demeans all women.  By calling Jimbo a pompous ass, I am demeaning all
donkeys.


 S a n d y




RE: Maine National Guard bars Green Party leader from flying

2001-11-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Reese wrote:

 At 12:32 AM 11/4/01 -0800, S a n d y wrote:
 Reese wrote:
 
  You didn't really read the interview,
  did you?
 
  The dumb cunt brought it on herself.
 
 Yeah, just like all those other rape victims...

 Read the article/interview.

Did.  I don't care if she were singles out or not.  NOBODY deserves the
treatment she got.  Period.

Reese illustrates one of the less advertised benefits of free speech.
Because Reese is free to way and write what he thinks, we all get to learn
just what a misogynistic apologist for the initiation of force he is.

Thanks for the warning, Reese.


 S a n d y





RE: Maine National Guard bars Green Party leader from flying

2001-11-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

James A. Donald wrote:

 Let us imagine the following scenario.
 You are going to board a plane.
 Someone who is known to be, or plausibly
 alleged to be, a supporter of the
 terrorist movements the US is currently
 at war with, also wants to board the same
 plane. In that situation, your views on
 their right to travel by plane will
 probably undergo a sudden change.

Even in James' wildly exaggerated scenario, I see no reason to stop them
from traveling after they had been shown not to be a threat (as was the case
with this woman).  Nope, political BELIEFS are sacrosanct.  Show me a
tangible physical threat or leave the lady alone.

 The enemies of freedom, which this woman
 certainly is...

Decaf, James, decaf.


 S a n d y




RE: Maine National Guard bars Green Party leader from flying

2001-11-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Reese wrote:

 Would you say greeting every police officer
 you meet by calling them useless pigs
 would be begging for victimhood?

I'd say it's protected speech.  If the cop can't handle that, can't live up
to his oath to uphold the law of the land, than he shouldn't be a cop.


 S a n d y




RE: Maine National Guard bars Green Party leader from flying

2001-11-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Reese wrote:

 At 10:30 AM 11/4/01 -0800, Sandy Sandfort wrote:
 ...
 I'd say it's protected speech.  If the
 cop can't handle that, can't live up
 to his oath to uphold the law of the
 land, than he shouldn't be a cop.

 /idealism  Meanwhile, in real life,,,

Meanwhile, in real life, Reese will play the role of apologist for bully-boy
cops when the cunt brings it herself.

Of course, in the real world some of us don't take it laying down.


 S a n d y

Rapists, ask Reese to be your character witness in your next court
appearance.




RE: Maine National Guard bars Green Party leader from flying

2001-11-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Reese wrote:

 You didn't really read the interview,
 did you?
 
 The dumb cunt brought it on herself. 

Yeah, just like all those other rape victims...


 S a n d y




GADSDEN

2001-11-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

The Gadsden flag is the only American flag I have any interest in flying.
Laissez Faire Books is offering a stylized, anarcho-capitalist (gold on
black) version of the Gadsden design on a t-shirt.  I'll be picking up mine
tomorrow.  Check it out:

http://laissezfairebooks.com/product.cfm?op=viewpid=ET8568

If you are interested in the history of the Gadsden flag or in buying one,
check out:

http://www.interesting.com/gifts/gadsden/
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/us-ratt.html
http://www.usflag.org/gadsden.html
http://www.vexillum.com/
http://www.usahistorystore.com/
http://www.americastore.com/gadsdenflag.html


 S a n d y




FW: Damn ! I wish I'd though ot fhis myself

2001-11-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Friend of mine sent me this.  I like the poetic justice of it.


 S a n d y

 A Good Idea!
 
 All of the rubble from New York ... all the huge blocks of
 concrete and steel, the old busted up computers, refrigerators,
 hot water heaters, air conditioners, fire trucks, broken glass,
 etc., should be shoveled into C130's and C5A's, flown over
 Iraq and Afghanistan and dropped from 32,000 feet.
 
 A Frigidaire can do a heck of a lot of damage from 5 miles up.
 With each assault, we can drop pamphlets:
 Greetings, from the 110th floor of the World Trade Center!
 
 The next day it would read, ...from the 109th floor...
 
 Then the 108th, etc., etc.
 
 After 110 days of this, I can't imagine there would be much
 left standing on the ground.  Can't you just see the headlines:
 
 WORLD TRADE CENTER STRIKES BACK!
 
 What wonderful irony this would be, and think how much money
 we wouldn't have to spend on new bombs or missiles!  Not to
 mention the 100-million tons diverted from the New York City
 landfill.




RE: JOHN EDWARD

2001-10-28 Thread Sandy Sandfort

J.A. Terranson wrote:

 On Sat, 27 Oct 2001, Sandy Sandfort wrote:

  Nope, not in the least.  I HATE people
  who take advantage of the suffering
  of others.

 Wait a sec here: aren't you a lawyer?

Don't practice.  Besides, the practice of law no more necessarily takes
advantage of the suffering of others than does the practice of medicine.  If
you do your job right, you help people who need it.  John Edward helps no
one.


 S a n d y




JOHN EDWARD

2001-10-27 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

If you ever watch the SciFi Channel, you've probably seen John Edward.  He
supposedly conveys messages from dead people to their grieving friends and
family.  I can't watch it more than a couple of minutes without getting
really angry.

Penn Jillette--following in Houdini's footsteps about such matters--has
expressed similar outrage.  Recently, Penn wrote:

If you want [a] number to call John
Edward and tell him how wrong what
he's doing is, I got through on this
one 631-574-6043.

If you have an opinion to share with John Edward, you might wish to give him
a call.


 S a n d y

P.S.  What was the *SCI*Fi Channel thinking?




RE: JOHN EDWARD

2001-10-27 Thread Sandy Sandfort

John Young wrote:

 Wait, Sandy, John Edward does sci-fi comedy.
 Like Penn and Teller catching bullets with
 teeth, David Caine levitating. Dr. Spin on
 Fox, Dr. Germ in Iraq.

It ain't funny if you are exploiting somebody's loss and misery.  Have you
ever lost someone?

 Join in the tomfoolery, isn't that what
 Penn and Teller dare us.

No, it isn't.  Didn't you read what Penn wrote?  Penn  Teller are honest
magicians, they tell you they are conning you.


 S a n d y




RE: Where The Torture Never Stops...

2001-10-26 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Duncan Frissell wrote:

 Besides, Prison is not punishment to the literate.

'Course being buggered by your cellmate is.  Also, jail/prison libraries are
woefully lacking in the sort of books you REALLY need.


 S a n d y




BOOKS FOR PRISONERS

2001-10-26 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

I heard back from my friend who was recently released from federal prison.
She wrote:

 The libraries in federal prisons are
 hideously inadequate largely because
 of the policy governing donations to
 federal prisons...State prisons,
 however, are a horse of a different
 colorFunny, but we [Laissez Faire
 Books] just offered 200+ unsellable
 books to Books For Prisoners and Long
 Haul in Berekely today...I'm working
 with an ex-con who is active with the
 LP in Cal to offer books to prisoners
 at a larger discount...

So, if you'd like to get some books into the prison system, you might talk
to your local Libertarian Party office or contact the Long Haul in Berkeley.


 S a n d y




RE: Where The Torture Never Stops...

2001-10-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Onin wal-a bin Hakkin wrote:

 but in all candor, dont ya think
 that if a guy is there who SHOULDNT
 be there, he wouldnt be there
 after a decent timeframe of investigation?

If you were innocent of any crime and were thrown in the slammer with bad
people and given no opportunity to contact friends or lawyers, what would
you consider a decent timeframe of investigation before they cut you
loose?  If/when they did cut you loose would you say, Hey, no hard feeling,
I know you have a job to do, or would you seek some sort of compensation?


 S a n d y




RE: Need help hacking /root/pwd to constitution

2001-10-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

A. Melon wrote:

   any suggestions?

Yes, take a remedial reading course and then read Flesch's WRITING PLAIN
ENGLISH.


 S a n d y

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
 Behalf Of A. Melon
 Sent: 25 October, 2001 14:45
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Need help hacking /root/pwd to constitution


   take me to UR leader, i need his
   permission 2 ask the list a question

   need password in order to own/root
   constitution so i can slip in
   /bin/laden/findme.pl

   if U can do this 4 me it would B 3l33t

   any suggestions?




DUNNINGER

2001-10-24 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Penn suggests reading Joseph Dunniger if you want to know how magic works.
One of Dunninger's books listed on Amazon.com is, Dunninger's Complete
Encyclopedia of Magic.


 S a n d y




RE: Conman, quantum entaglement and no cat

2001-10-24 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Lucky wrote:

 It would have been more impressive had
 Copperfield revealed the numbers he
 predicted an hour /before/ the drawing...

Yes, but that would have required REAL magic (or time travel).

Incidentally, Penn sent a further reading suggestion on the subject of
mentalism.  The book is called, Self-Working Mental Magic by Karl Fulves.


 S a n d y




RE: Conman, quantum entaglement and no cat

2001-10-23 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Penn says Copperfield's trick is Right out of the books.  He goes on to
say that it's just a matter of presentation.  But we all knew that, right?


 S a n d y




RE: Retribution not enough

2001-10-22 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Harmon Seaver wrote:

 Of course you're ignoring the fact that
 sometimes the reason that they are
 starving on their own retched little
 plots of land. is because of NAFTA and
 huge multinational corporations importing
 so much US factory farmed corn and other
 ag products into that country that they
 can't compete.

Ooo, there's a crime.  :'D

 Peasant farmers have been making an
 adequate living on their own retched
 little plots of land. for at least
 since before any recorded history, and,
 for that matter, can still do so.

No, actually history records a succession of starvations.  (Remember that
part about Moses interpreting pharaohs dream about 6 fat and 1 skinny kine?)
Only modern factory farms seem immune that this cycle.

Also, your argument makes no economic sense.  Against whom are these
peasants competing?  Surely they can eat what they grow no matter how
cheaply the rapacious factory farmers price their wares.


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RE: Retribution not enough

2001-10-22 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Harmon Seaver wrote:

 Sure [with regard to periodic starvation],
 but for the most part, they did alright,
 else we would not be here.

Tell that to the 7th kine.  In reality, subsistence (this word means
something) farmers were mostly chronically malnourished--even in the good
times--and died in droves whenever the sun didn't shine or the rain didn't
fall.  I don't consider that doing alright.

  Only modern factory farms seem immune
  that this cycle.
 

  Not so -- only because of corporate welfare.

Can you be more specific?  Corporate welfare such as making the rain fall
or what?

 That's the point I was trying to make --
 they aren't being starved out. And, as
 I pointed out previously with the Amish,
 it isn't that they are not mechanized
 enough, or not big enough. So why are
 they losing their land and moving to the
 city to become wageslaves for some megacorp?

You tell me.  It would appear that either you are wrong about the economic
viability of their farms or they are somehow acting against their own best
interest.  Subsistence farmers are going to the cities because they
(correctly) understand that to do so increases their standard of living.
Period.

 In Latin America we see them primarily
 being kicked off their land by
 paramilitarys usually in the pay of
 big ranchers and/or megacorp argribiz,
 and sometimes by the army. Maybe kicked
 off is too strong -- frightened off by
 all the rapes and murders and beatings,
 or, with the army, relocated to make
 them safe from the guerillas (and to
 stop them from feeding the guerillas).

Even assuming, arguendo, that this is true (evidence, please), this is not a
failure of the market or the fault of the sweat shop operators.  In fact,
the sweat shop operators are the only heroes in this scenario.  They are
at least providing something better than the dislocated farmers would have
had otherwise.  Good for them.


 S a n d y




RE: Retribution Time

2001-10-21 Thread Sandy Sandfort

J.A. Terranson wrote:

 And the inevitable outcome of a _moderated_
 list is that free expression (loon-like or
 not) is sacrificed.

Nonsense.  You don't understand the marketplace of ideas.  Free expression
is sacrificed only if other outlet for expression are silenced.  I cannot
and would not shut down [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED],
etc.  I will invite like-minder C'punks into my virtual living room and
encourage them to speak, but not to shouting.  You don't want to go there,
fine.  Stay with the crowd that makes you feel comfortable, but don't talk
nonsense about censorship.


 S a n d y




RE: New kind of FUD :-)

2001-10-20 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Now HERE is where you need that microwave.

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
 Behalf Of Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer
 Sent: 20 October, 2001 13:16
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: New kind of FUD :-)
 
 
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RE: Retribution Time

2001-10-20 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Hear, hear.

This sort of crap is the inevitable outcome of an unmoderated list.  All the
loons come out to play because there are no real negative consequences for
being a loon.  And filtering does not do anything besides bury one's head in
the sand.

I have an solution... (no, it's not AP).  :'D

I promise, when I get my new business going and have the time/money to
devote to it, I will offer Cypherpunks a real solution.  (Anybody who has
time/money and wants to discuss it now, please contact me offline.)

We now return you to the freak show, already in progress.


 S a n d y

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
 Behalf Of Jon Beets
 Sent: 20 October, 2001 08:03
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: Retribution Time


 Ooookay..

 The really sad part is you either think your really cool typing
 this crap or
 you lack any real social skills... Probably both

 Jon Beets


 - Original Message -
 From: Nomen Nescio [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Friday, October 19, 2001 9:30 PM
 Subject: Retribution Time


  De time be almost here, good peoples. Time to get yours.
  You know what I and I be talkin about -- no more fuckin
  around about it. All dem pigs and feds jes be sooo busy
  wid dem bin Ladens, dey got no time for us simple folks.
 Time be for I and I to git what we bin waitin for. Git
  dem muthafuckas dat bin fuckin wid us all dis time. Git
  dem pigs, git dem judges, git dem bill collectors, git dem
  banks and take all dat money. Git em all, let God sort dem
  out. Fuck shit up, any way you ken think of. Git dem assholes
  what done you wrong, git dem assholes doin everbody wrong.
  But above all, git you some money!
 
 I and I be talkin somemore bout dis shit pretty soon, hey!
 
  Bo Strange




RE: Detainees, Personal Libertarianism, and Vengeance

2001-10-18 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Tim May wrote:

 Both of you [Declan McCullagh and Nomen
 Nescio] are using my comments out of
 context...

He further wrote:

 However, I continue to be amused that
 Sandy, Seth, John, and poor Nomen are
 all predicting that I'm about to be
 arrested.

As long as we are setting the record straight, I have to correct Tim's
comments made out of context.  I have never predicted that he was about to
be arrested.


 S a n d y




RE: Nifty secret bank system

2001-10-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

I ran into a western version of hawala about 15 years ago.  It was a
blocked currency service offered by a financial group.  Here's how it
worked:

If you live in a currency-blocked country (South African was one, I think it
still might be) you couldn't legally move more than a certain amount out
money out of the country.  To get around this, you would be asked to tear a
small denomination piece of paper money (e.g., a 1 rand note) in half.  You
would keep one half and the financial group would get the other half.  Both
halves of the bill would have the same serial number, of course.

Later, you would get a call telling you where to take the cash you wished to
move out of the country.  At the appointed time and place an agent of the
financial group would meet you.  To prove he was the right guy, he would
present the group's half of the bill.  You would give him the money and the
next day an equivalent amount would be on deposit in an account in your name
in whatever country (and currency) you specified.  The fee for this was
usually just the normal money changer's exchange rate.  Of course, the
original cash never left South Africa, just as the cash in the hawala system
never leaves the countries in question either.

One more aside.  For a brief period when New Zealand was heavily socialist,
the government wanted to stop people from traveling (and spending money)
abroad.  Instead of banning travel, which would have caused a shit storm of
controversy, thy just limited the amount of cash that could be taken out of
the country to something like a few hundred bucks.  Of course, resourceful
Kiwis just used their credit cards...


 S a n d y




RE: WTC Photos

2001-10-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

John Doe Number Two wrote:

 John shouldn't have been walking inside
 the crime scene. 

Why not?

 The cops treated him better than they
 should have.

How should they have treated him?


 S a n d y




PUBLIC VS. PRIVATE SECTOR

2001-10-02 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Fox News had a retired general on to discuss the purported billion dollar
bounty on Bin Laden.  His take was predictable.  He was afraid that
mercenaries would get in the way of government efforts to get OBL.  Of
course, he never consider that the government efforts might get in the way
of the mercenaries nor that the two might have a community of interest in
working together.

I have been saying for 15 years that the solution to hijackings/kidnappings
is bounty insurance.  (A relatively small premium pays for a $10,000,000--or
more--bounty on the heads of those who kidnap and kill an insured person.)
Any insurance/entrepreneurial types out there who want to step up to the
plate and put together such a policy?


 S a n d y

P.S.  Bounties are NOT assassination politics.  Those who believe they are
the same are unclear on one or both concepts.




RE: Smallpox?

2001-09-26 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Dr. Evil wrote:

 One interesting point is that you could
 make your own [smallpox] vaccine in
 various ways.  One is to infect yourself
 with cowpox, a related disease which is
 not harmful to humans, but which confers
 immunity...

Sounds like a market opportunity for some enterprising Cypherpunk.  So
Doctor, where do I get cowpox?


 S a n d y




RE: Smallpox?

2001-09-26 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Doh!

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
 Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: 26 September, 2001 12:53
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: Smallpox?
 
 
 On 26 Sep 2001, at 9:09, Sandy Sandfort wrote:
 
 
  Sounds like a market opportunity for some enterprising Cypherpunk.  So
  Doctor, where do I get cowpox?
  
  
   S a n d y
  
 Obviously, from a cow!
 
 George




No Regrets About Developing PGP

2001-09-24 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Phil Zimmermann asked me to post this.  He would like it freely
disseminated, so feel free to post it wherever you wish.


 S a n d y

-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-
Hash: SHA1

No Regrets About Developing PGP

The Friday September 21st Washington Post carried an article by
Ariana Cha that I feel misrepresents my views on the role of PGP
encryption software in the September 11th terrorist attacks.  She
interviewed me on Monday September 17th, and we talked about how I
felt about the possibility that the terrorists might have used PGP in
planning their attack.  The article states that as the inventor of
PGP, I was overwhelmed with feelings of guilt.  I never implied
that in the interview, and specifically went out of my way to
emphasize to her that that was not the case, and made her repeat back
to me this point so that she would not get it wrong in the article.
This misrepresentation is serious, because it implies that
under the duress of terrorism I have changed my principles on the
importance of cryptography for protecting privacy and civil liberties
in the information age.

Because of the political sensitivity of how my views were to be
expressed, Ms. Cha read to me most of the article by phone before she
submitted it to her editors, and the article had no such statement or
implication when she read it to me.  The article that appeared in the
Post was significantly shorter than the original, and had the
abovementioned crucial change in wording.  I can only speculate that
her editors must have taken some inappropriate liberties in
abbreviating my feelings to such an inaccurate soundbite.

In the interview six days after the attack, we talked about the fact
that I had cried over the heartbreaking tragedy, as everyone else
did.  But the tears were not because of guilt over the fact that I
developed PGP, they were over the human tragedy of it all.  I also
told her about some hate mail I received that blamed me for
developing a technology that could be used by terrorists.  I told her
that I felt bad about the possibility of terrorists using PGP, but
that I also felt that this was outweighed by the fact that PGP was a
tool for human rights around the world, which was my original intent
in developing it ten years ago.  It appears that this nuance of
reasoning was lost on someone at the Washington Post.  I imagine this
may be caused by this newspaper's staff being stretched to their
limits last week.

In these emotional times, we in the crypto community find ourselves
having to defend our technology from well-intentioned but misguided
efforts by politicians to impose new regulations on the use of strong
cryptography.  I do not want to give ammunition to these efforts by
appearing to cave in on my principles.  I think the article correctly
showed that I'm not an ideologue when faced with a tragedy of this
magnitude.  Did I re-examine my principles in the wake of this
tragedy?  Of course I did.  But the outcome of this re-examination
was the same as it was during the years of public debate, that strong
cryptography does more good for a democratic society than harm, even
if it can be used by terrorists.  Read my lips: I have no regrets
about developing PGP.

The question of whether strong cryptography should be restricted by
the government was debated all through the 1990's.  This debate had
the participation of the White House, the NSA, the FBI, the courts,
the Congress, the computer industry, civilian academia, and the
press.  This debate fully took into account the question of
terrorists using strong crypto, and in fact, that was one of the core
issues of the debate.  Nonetheless, society's collective decision
(over the FBI's objections) was that on the whole, we would be better
off with strong crypto, unencumbered with government back doors.  The
export controls were lifted and no domestic controls were imposed.  I
feel this was a good decision, because we took the time and had such
broad expert participation.  Under the present emotional pressure, if
we make a rash decision to reverse such a careful decision, it will
only lead to terrible mistakes that will not only hurt our democracy,
but will also increase the vulnerability of our national information
infrastructure.

PGP users should rest assured that I would still not acquiesce to any
back doors in PGP.

It is noteworthy that I had only received a single piece of hate mail
on this subject.  Because of all the press interviews I was dealing
with, I did not have time to quietly compose a carefully worded reply
to the hate mail, so I did not send a reply at all.  After the
article
appeared, I received hundreds of supportive emails, flooding in at
two
or three per minute on the day of the article.

I have always enjoyed good relations with the press over the past
decade, especially with the Washington Post.  I'm sure they will get
it right next time.

The article in question appears at

RE: Zimmermann's shameful display...

2001-09-21 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Anonymous lain wrote:

 I have three talks in New York and one in
 Washington in the next 90 days.

Ha, ha, ha.

 I'm sure you would like to, but I doubt you
 have gotten an invitation to any of the three
 invitation only events.

Yes, it is difficult to get invitations to anonymous lectures.  Especially
those that are only figments of some big talkers imagination.  Film at
11...not.


 S a n d y





RE: Zimmermann's guilty shame... what a farce.

2001-09-21 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Spineless Anonymous or lain or whomever wrote:

 Grow a spine, Phil, you jellyfish.

a) Anonymous fell for the oldest trick in book, he uncritically believed
what he read in the newspaper.  Missed my forwarded message from Phil, did
you?

b) Anyone who knows anything about what Phil has done in the face of the
threats against him, has no right to call him a jellyfish.  On the other
hand, anyone who knows anything about Anonymous...oh, that's right, no one
knows anything about Anonymous because he hides behind a pseudonym.

 None of you spineless dilettantes deserve
 privacy or freedom...

Everyone deserves privacy and freedom, even you, Mr. jellyfish.

 Zimmermann should have hit the lecture
 circuit...

Anonymous, please let us know where and when you will be lecturing next.
I'm sure we would all like attend one of your inspiring talks so that we can
learn how to be free by your example.

Give me a break.


 S a n d y




PHIL ZIMMERMANN

2001-09-21 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

I just wrote Phil about the Washington Post interview.  The following is his
response:

 The journalist slightly misinterpreted my remarks, and missed the
 shades of grey in some of what I said.  I did *not* say that I
 was overwhelmed with guilt over PGP.  I told her about my crying,
 just as everyone else I knew had cried over what had happened.  I
 also told her about the hate mail, and that I felt bad that the
 terrorists may have used PGP.  Indeed I do feel bad about that.
 But feeling bad about them using it is not the same as feeling
 that PGP was a mistake, or that I have changed my principles
 about human rights and crypto.  I thought I had also made it
 clear that I had no regrets about developing PGP.  She did not
 report any individual facts incorrectly in her article.  But I
 think she connected the dots in a slightly different way, and
 seemed to conclude that I was wallowing in guilt over PGP.  I'm
 sure she meant no harm.

 I am still very much aware that PGP was a good thing, and that
 strong crypto helps more than hurts.  I have been saying that to
 the press all week.  I just said it again in two more interviews
 I had before breakfast this morning, and will continue to say it.
  It seems I have to say it more forcefully.

 I will prepare a statement on this later today.  In the meantime,
 feel free to let our colleagues know that I have not gone soft on
 civil liberties.

 Regards,
 Phil




RE: What might have happened on Sept. 11...

2001-09-20 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Inchoate simpered:

 These people aren't afraid to die.

Nonsense.  Just because they are willing to die for their cause in no way
speaks to their inner state.  Also, while they seem willing to die for
something that advances their cause (e.g., a SUCCESSFUL mission), this does
not mean that they are willing to throw their lives away attempting a
mission with an extremely low probability of success.  Cost/benefit
analysis, look into it.

 If they knew everyone on the plane was armed
 they'd get in various place, throw smoke
 grenades, and then fire a couple of rounds
 and duck, all the trigger happy cowboys
 would blow each other away in the confusion.

IF they knew...
IF they could count on there being trigger happy cowboys on board (what
nonsense)...
IF they could rely on the trigger happy cowboys panicking AND being good
shots (what utter nonsense)...


 S a n d y




RE: SYMBOL

2001-09-16 Thread Sandy Sandfort

John Young wrote:

 High rises taller than about about 70
 stories for office buildings and 50
 stories for housing are extremely
 dangerous.

As were buildings above 5 stories in ancient Rome.  Technology moves on.
The question is not, Can 250-story buildings be made safe?  The only
question is How can they be made safe?


 S a n d y




RE: SYMBOL

2001-09-16 Thread Sandy Sandfort

John Young wrote:

 Yes, Sandy, how do you do that? Sincerely,
 I'm not being a wiseass... High rise
 engineers now admittedly design to the limits
 of failure under economic pressure and
 aesthetic ambition.

Granted, but they will be built.  My only hope is that safety is a high
priority and that clever architects find ways to meet that priority.


 S a n d y




RE: SYMBOL

2001-09-16 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Tim wrote:

 * Let the builders pay _all_ costs for a structure; taxpayers should not
 bail out either the insurance industry or the builders (or the
 airlines, on a different note)

Of course, that should go without saying.  Having said that, though, they
will be built.

 * I think the notion of a symbol is silly.

Reasonable minds may differ.

 * Using any coerced funding (taxes, bailouts, subsidies) to rebuld a
 gaudy and dangerous bauble, one that employees don't even feel
 comfortable working in, is not rational.

Who has suggested otherwise?

 In any case, let the insurers and builders do it if they want.

Now you've got it.

 Antheaps are for ants.

Ants do not build cloud piercing towers of adamantine steel and glass, the
mind of man does.  YMMV.


 S a n d y




RE: Crypto-anonymity greases HUMINT intelligence flows

2001-09-15 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Nomen Nescio wrote:

 Sandfort:

  I have NO IDEA what this strange post has to do with the
 original question.
  I'm a libertarian.  As such, I see no problem in doing well by
 doing good.
  Just because I would jump at $5 million (plus Witness
 Relocation) to finger
  Bin Laden does not mean I would do something evil for that
 amount or more.

 And fingering bin Laden wouldn't be just as evil?
 It would be for one of his followers, now wouldn't it?
 Evil is relative.

Nonsense.  Targeting innocents is evil according to EVERY human culture.
The fact that people do it, does not make it relative.  It just makes them
evil.  Period.

When generals close to Hitler saw the writing on the wall, their basic
humanity drove them to try to blow him up.  Had they succeeded they would
have ended a great evil and prevented ALL the evil excesses of the
WWII--from the holocaust to Dresden to Hiroshima.  What they did was not
evil, but moral.  Unfortunately, they failed.

 Would you become Judas Iscariot --
 for how many shekels? And if you say
 that as someone close to bin Laden,
 you would rat on him for money, how
 about us, how about your friends and
 family here in the US? What's the price
 for them?

Did you even read what I wrote?  Please do so before asking such asinine
questions.


 S a n d y




RE: Crypto-anonymity greases HUMINT intelligence flows

2001-09-15 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Incognito Innominatus wrote:

 Sandy Sandfort wrote:
  Nonsense.  Targeting innocents is evil according to EVERY human culture.
  The fact that people do it, does not make it relative.  It
 just makes them
  evil.  Period.

 Not according to Tim May.  He was the one who wrote that he was becoming
 convinced that Tim McVeigh had done the right thing.  Some innocents
 died, but hey, war is hell.  Broken eggs and all that.  Those are his
 exact words, May 9, 1997.  He's also the one that has called for the
 burning of millions of innocents by nuclear fire.

 If targeting innocents is evil, what can we say about those who applaud
 such actions?  Doesn't Tim May, by his own words, show himself to be
 evil by the standards of every civilized human culture?

Apples and oranges.  There is a world of difference between targeting
innocents (the focus of my post) and targeting military targets with
resultant innocent casualties.  If a gunman grabs a human shield and starts
shooting at me, I will (regrettably) return fire.  Hopefully, I'll hit the
bad guy and not the innocent human shield, but if I do hit the hostage, the
moral responsibility is on bad guy, not me.


 S a n d y




RE: Crypto-anonymity greases HUMINT intelligence flows

2001-09-15 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Meyer Wolfsheim wrote:

 My point is that such an attack could occur
 with nothing more than economic factors as
 motivation.

Of course, but I don't see how that advances any discussion of what ACTUALLY
happened on the 11th.  I don't think there is any reason to engage in a
theoretical discussion when we have such a concrete event to examine.  I'll
certainly concede your point that evil can be done for pecuniary profit as
well as ideology.  So may we dispense with this irrelevant thread now?


 S a n d y




SYMBOL

2001-09-15 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

I haven't had much luck in researching something.  Several years back,
Donald Trump proposed a high-rise complex for New York City that would
feature a kilometer-high skyscraper.  Does anyone have a URL about that
plan?

I'd love to see the WTC replaced with a building over twice as tall as the
twin towers, the irrefutable tallest building in the world.  Something like
Trump's kilometer tower would be a great symbol of recovery and
transcendence.


 S a n d y




RE: Cypherpunks and terrorism

2001-09-13 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Nomen Nescio wrote:

 It is at exactly this time that soul
 searching is most appropriate.  Now is
 when you should ask yourself:  Am I
 doing the right thing?  Am I making the
 world a better place?

 You don't have to convince some devil's
 advocate.  Just convince yourself.

Nomen assumes facts not in evidence.  Those of us who have been on
Cypherpunks for years--including Greg--have already done that appropriate
soul searching.  It is because we have come to the conclusion that we are
making the world a better place, that we support strong crypto.  Nomen's
moral uncertainty sounds like a personal problem to me.


 S a n d y




FW: Attack on America - a Personal Response

2001-09-12 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Here's a thoughtful piece I received from Sean Hastings:

 From: Sean Hastings [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: 12 September, 2001 20:22
 Subject: FW: Attack on America - a Personal Response



  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Attack on America - a Personal Response
by Sean Hastings

My wife Jo, my dog Wasabi, and myself were all in New York City at the
time of the attack on the World Trade Center. Thankfully we are all
alive and unharmed.

Although we were just a few miles from the site of the crashes, we were
alerted to what was going on by a friend's phone call and turned on the
news to watch. Safely insulated from it all by the magic of television,
we saw the Twin Towers burn and collapse knowing that tens of thousands
of people were probably still inside. Later, as we were able to get
through on a somewhat overloaded telephone network, we called our
friends and family around the world to assure them that we were safe,
and we called our New York friends to make sure that they too were ok.

Some friends I talked to personally witnessed the second jet strike the
tower and saw people leaping to their deaths to escape the flames. One
told me the story of a London office connected to its New York
 branch in
the World Trade Center by a live video link. Their trapped co-workers
told them that they were unable to leave the building, and that they
knew they were all going to die, then the screen went blank at the same
time as the TV news showed one of the towers collapse.

Communications technology has brought this tragedy to all of us more
closely than was ever before possible. An entire nation, and perhaps
most of the world was able to watch these events unfold in real time.
Feedback of reactions from around the world was also available in real
time. Most people were shocked and horrified, but I also saw
 reports of
people in some countries cheering and celebrating this attack on the
US. My first reaction was very emotional - I found myself thinking
Bomb them back into the stone age - and this shocked me. I consider
myself to be an individualist to the core, but I now know that a blind
loyalty to the group does exists somewhere deep inside me. At that
moment, I would have been willing to unthinkingly follow anyone
claiming to know how to justly avenge these acts, and prevent any more
such in the future.

Then I saw the start of the political rhetoric - various politicians
declaring that this was a time for supporting our leaders, and not
questioning or second-guessing their actions - law enforcement
officials saying that this was precisely why they all needed greater
powers over my life. Before the fires were even out - while people
were still burning and being crushed to death under tons of rubble -
there were already people trying to use my emotional reaction to
increase their power over my life and further their careers.

It was then that I realized that I was witnessing a very real threat to
our nation and our way of life. Not from the kind of disturbed people
who crash airplanes into buildings, but from people who would use such
an event to further erode our freedoms - those masters of demagoguery
who, while claiming to be the good guys, and in the name of defending
our country, our freedom, and our way of life, will try to take away
everything this country is supposed to be about. Even those with only
the best of intentions may severely jeopardize our liberty at a time
like this if they are not careful to give the freedom we tend to take
for granted the highest priority in considering any course of action.

So I know that a hoard of voices will now be crying out for your
attention, trying to use this event to convince you that we should
take whatever course of action most benefits their own position. I
know that my voice is just a small one in this cacophony, and unless
you agree with my message and forward it far and wide, I will scarcely
be noticed. But I will speak my advice anyway, and hope it does some
good. All I have to say to you is this:

Do not let your natural reactions of fear or anger help ANYONE to
further their short term political goals, or impose any temporary
measures. These are frightening and enraging times indeed, but it is
important to keep this simple truth firmly in mind: You cannot defend
freedom by reducing freedom. The people who try to tell you otherwise
are the ones who should frighten and anger you most.

We all want security and justice, but we must to be careful about the
price we are willing to pay. If we allow these tragic events to lead
to a reduction of our freedom, then the bad guys win.

   --Sean Hastings
   --New York, Sept 12, 2001
   

RE: Wuss-ninnies object to discussions on the list

2001-09-02 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Heck, I was at Burning Man and just got back.  Tim wrote:

 Then we had Sandy Sandfort weighing in with
 his comment that some Cypherpunks are going
 to be in deep trouble with The Man. I think
 Sandy even forecast my death in a shootout.

Well, I was dead-bang right-on about Jim Bell, wasn't I?  Perhaps Tim is
confusing advocacy with prediction.  I don't advocate the shooting of Tim
May, but I think there is a substantial chance (10-20%?), that it will
happen.  I wouldn't want to risk those odds, but TMMV.


 S a n d y




RE: WHERE'S DILDO? [was: NRC asks for reviewers for forthcoming Internet porn report]

2001-08-15 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Jimbo sputtered:

   The desire to get the 'speech' is what drives
   the act.
 
  Nonetheless, they are separate and separable.  Outlawing the
 act does not
  require outlawing the speech.

 No they are not. You can't make the picture
 without commiting the act.

A not-so-clever straw man.  Making the picture is not the speech in
question, Duh.  Distributing the picture is.  And you can distribute the
picture, without committing the underlying act yourself.

 If you could, it wouldn't be 'porno'...

As I said (and Jimbo ignored), porn is not illegal, per se, only obscenity.
Perhaps that is a distinction without a difference, but that's the way the
laws work.


 S a n d y




FW: WHERE'S DILDO? [was: NRC asks for reviewers for forthcoming Internet porn report]

2001-08-15 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Dufus gasped:

   No they are not. You can't make the picture
   without commiting the act.
 
  A not-so-clever straw man.  Making the picture is not the speech in
  question, Duh.  Distributing the picture is.  And you can distribute the
  picture, without committing the underlying act yourself.

 Absolutely the making is 'speech'.

Oh it is?  Well in that case, to be consistent, you'll have to tell us why
the first amendment doesn't apply.  Taking a picture is NOT free speech;
showing/publishing the picture is.  What a moron.

 The distributing it is 'press'. Only a
 lawyer would confuse the two.

Only a non-lawyer would pull such a definition out of his ars.  So, if I
e-mail needle dick a picture, that's press?  How so?  Sounds like a speech
activity to me.  Oh wait, maybe Jimbo thinks that speech is to slander as
press is to libel?  Sorry, not so.  Wearing a baseball cap that says, Fuck
Jim Choate is freedom of speech, not freedom of the press (and mighty
satisfying--the wearing not the fucking; nobody would actually want to do
that).

 We have a group of persons who commit an act
 with a child. In the process a photograph is
 taken. The photograph is distributed.

 Your (ie CACL) claim is that the picture is
 not itself a crime, and in particular it is
 protected as speech.

Don't put words in my mouth, fat boy.  What you have stated seems to be more
your position.  As I said, the taking of the picture is not speech, the
distribution is.  In either case, the sexual acts, the taking of pictures
and the distribution ARE all crimes under current law.  The position that a
number of us on this list have taken is that the mere possession or
distribution should not be a crime, per se, because of the rights guaranteed
under the first amendment.

 This assertion is wrong. Here's why.

Well, it's your assertion (i.e, straw man).  You should try to defeat
arguments that your antagonists actually make.  Nobody is fooled by the
cheap shot of making up your own silly interpretations and defeating them.

 (A bunch of self-serving nonsense predicated on a straw man, left out.)

 So, can the child be 'consensual'? No.
 Children for a variety of reasons are NOT...

So, Jimbo is now telling us that someone who is 17 years and 364 days old
does not have the consensual abilities of someone who is 18 years old?
That must come as a shock to a lot of 16-year olds who consensually drive a
car.

 The picture is not protected speech by the
 simple expedient that it was constrained or
 forced upon at least one of the participants.

Assuming /arguendo/ that there was force or at least no consent, the taking
of the pictures may be illegal, immoral and fattening, but that doesn't mean
the pictures are (protected) speech.

 I guess that 97 percentile doesn't mean as
 much as you thought.

Anybody have any idea what dufus is trying to say here?

 (this applies equaly to Declan's specious commentary as well)

I'm sure it does, but of course, not in the way Jimbo means it.  :'D

So once again, folks, we meet the implacable Inchoate reasoning.  I think I,
and others, have said enough to support our position.  Jimbo has offered
nothing substantive in return and--if past experience is any teacher--is not
going to do so.  The smart people have already made up their minds.
Therefore I rest my case and encourage Jimbo to mount his silly little soap
box in our version of Hyde Park's Speakers' Corner, and rant until the cows
come home.  I'll only re-emerge when it's time to clarify the next issue
Jimbo gets wrong.


 S a n d y




RE: Secret Warrants and Black Bag Jobs--Questions

2001-08-08 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Black Unicorn wrote:

 I didn't realize any states but Virginia
 still held this old burglary definition.
 Are you certain that's current law?

No, but I'm about to leave town on business so I won't be looking it up.  My
recollection is that California law actually IMPROVED from the viewpoint of
the defender.  Prior to a few years ago, you had to make some showing of
fear of great bodily harm or death before you could shoot an intruder.  The
law was changed to make it presumptive that someone in your house was there
for those reasons.

Having said that, I'm not sure if the night vs day distinction was in the
new law or just what I recall from law school.  :'D


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RE: Spoliation cites

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

VI2 wrote:

 There is a trend to making
 everything illegal.  Your
 qualifications to read tea
 leaves are no better than my own.

Well James, you got it right once.  My qualifications for reading tea leaves
are no better than your own.  However, my qualifications for reading and
understanding laws and court precedents are vastly superior to yours.  (For
what it's worth, I'm sure there must be something you are more qualified to
do; I just don't know what it is.)

 By the time spoilation reaches
 the condition that you anticipate,
 we will not be hiring lawyers for
 their knowledge of the law, but
 for their knowledge of connections.

(a) Since I have not discussed the topic of spoilation (or even
spoliation) on this list, you are obviously reaching.  You have no idea what
I anticipate.

(b) You have just given a very good additional reason to hire lawyers in
addition to their obvious superiority in understanding legal trends.

With regard to (b), not a lot of mainstream lawyers are going to be
sympathetic or versed in the sorts of things you and other people on this
list are likely to run afoul of.  It's interesting to me that you and the
other two village idiots seem hell bent on antagonizing your most likely
legal allies.  But then, you are village idiots.


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RE: Spoliation cites

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Poor stupid James wrote:

 If you are making claims about
 what the law might become in
 future, your qualifications for
 undestanding laws and court
 precedents are irrelevant.

No James, as any first year law student could tell you, they way one makes
educated assessments about how laws may be interpreted in the future are
NECESSARILY based on understanding laws and court precedents.  You cannot
identify a trend without examining history.  This is not a touch concept;
there is an almost exact analogy in studying mutations in diseases.  (Insert
Santayana quote here.)

Are you just dull or simply afraid to back down when you are wrong?


 S a n d y




RE: Spoliation cites

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

VI2 wrote:

 If Microsoft gets busted for
 spoilation in their current
 lawsuit, then I will take Sandy
 and Black Unicorn off my loon
 list.  :-)

If Microsoft gets busted for spoilation I'll buy James a new house.  But
if they get busted for spoliation I don't want to be taken off your loon
list (and, I'm sure neither would Black Unicorn), it's too much of a good
recommendation.

By the by, who else is on your loon list?  If Inchoate is there, I might
want to rethink wanting to be there.  :'D


 S a n d y




CANARYPUNKS

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

I've just had a flash of insight into the purpose that Village Idiots I-III,
and Jim Bell serve.  (Tim May is a special care which I'll treat separately,
below.)

The are all coal mine canaries.  When they succumb, the rest of us know it's
time to get out of the mine (lower our profile) for a while.  Of course,
real mine canaries have no choice.  Given a choice, I think they'd opt to
stay top-side.

OUR canarypunks, no matter what the miners say, loudly proclaim that the
miners are full of shit about all this hypothetical hypoxia and poison gas
as they march right into the adit.

Those who were on the list at the time will remember how Jim Bell
pooh-poohed every warning that I and others gave him.  He knew the law
better, he was smarter than the FBI, he had a solution, the Constitution
was on his side, etc.

EVERYTHING I said came true, NOTHING he said did.  Live and learn (or
don't).  Think of it as evolution in action.

As I said, Tim May is a special case.  Unlike Jim Bell (damn lot of Jims,
if you ask me) and the Three Stooges, Tim's ideas and opinions actually
bring value (other than just canary value) to the list.

Nevertheless, in the final analysis, Tim is also a canarypunk.  For what
it's worth, I think the chances of Tim's life ending in a hail of federales'
bullets is less than 50%, but still significant.  I'll miss his
contributions if and when he commits blue suicide.

So what does all this mean?  Well, since a word to the wise is sufficient, I
think I'll stop working so hard to get the Three Stooges to act in their own
best interest.  I'll make whatever warnings I think are appropriate so that
the folks with a clue will have whatever benefit they wish to derive from
it.  If the Three Stooges choose to ignore good advice from me and others,
well, so be it.  I'm glad to have their voluntary contribution to the rest
of us in their roles of canarypunks.


 S a n d y




RE: Final Words from me about document production requirements and remailers.

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Black Unicorn wrote:

[masterful summation elided]

 My only regret in pointing this
 out is that I think Mr. Sandfort
 might owe someone a house.  (I
 note he never put a dollar figure
 on the house bet though).

My offer (not enforceable under contract due to failure of consideration)
was only valid if Microsoft got nicked for--in Jimbo II's
words--spoilation.  There being no such legal concept, I feel confident
that I won't be giving him a house any time soon.  :'D


 S a n d y




RE: Demime CDRs (was Re: Security Against Compelled Disclosure)

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Malpractice Stooge wrote:

 A verbal agreement between two
 parties that dictate how they
 will relate to each other is a
 contract.

Unless it fails to contain all the elements required of a valid contract
(you know those elements, don't you Jimbo?) or it violates the Statute of
Frauds or similar rules (you know about the Statute of Frauds and similar
rules, don't you Jimbo?) or violates some public policy (you know about
those public policy concepts don't you Jimbo?).  Any failure along these
lines would render such a verbal agreement unenforceable in contract.


 S a n d y




RE: Demime CDRs (was Re: Security Against Compelled Disclosure)

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Jimbo I wrote:

 On Sat, 4 Aug 2001, Sandy Sandfort wrote:

  Unless it fails to contain all the elements required of a valid contract
  (you know those elements, don't you Jimbo?)

 1. Capacity of the parties.

 2. Mutual agreement (assent) or meeting of the minds (a valid offer and
acceptance)

 3. Consideration (somethingof value given in exchange for a promise)

 4. Legality of subject matter.

  or it violates the Statute of Frauds or similar rules (you know
 about the
  Statute of Frauds and similar rules, don't you Jimbo?)

 Yep, but do your own research.

  or violates some public policy (you know about those public
 policy concepts
  don't you Jimbo?).

 Yep, see above.

  Any failure along these lines would render such a verbal agreement
  unenforceable in contract.

 And not a one applies here.

Perhaps, though that was not my intent.  Just wanted to see if you'd jump
through the hoops after the fact and pretend you knew that stuff up front.
As it is, I can only give you a C.  Not too bad, really, better than I
would have guessed.


 S a n d y




JIM DONALD IS A CANARYPUNK, was: Spoliation cites

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Jimbo II has really gone off the deep end.  I've asked him repeatedly to
quote me directly where I have said the things he alleges that I have said.
His cowardice in failing to reproduce those requested passages (or even my
requests for the requested passages) is manifest.  Give his intellectual
dishonesty and cowardice (next, I suppose, he'll be sending his son--rolls
of quarters clenched tightly in his little fists--to do his dirty work), I
see nothing to be gained from trying to teach this particular swine to learn
how to sing.

I graciously cede the last word (which he will undoubtedly squander) to my
second-most favorite canarypunk.  Rock on, dud.


 S a n d y

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: 04 August, 2001 17:33
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Sandy Sandfort
 Subject: RE: Spoliation cites


 --
 On 4 Aug 2001, at 12:46, Sandy Sandfort wrote:
  No James, as any first year law student could tell you, they
 way one makes
  educated assessments about how laws may be interpreted in the future are
  NECESSARILY based on understanding laws and court precedents.

 And as any one can tell you predictions of how the interpretation
 of laws will CHANGE cannot be based on existing laws and court precedents.

 In any case, you are backpeddling like mad.  Having dug yourself
 into a hole with improbable claims on mandatory record keeping,
 you are now disowning with great confidence claims you previously
 made with equal confidence, indicating your understanding of
 existing laws and courts precedents is
 none too hot.

 What was previously a claim about existing law, has mysteriously
 mutated into a mere prophecy that future law might change into
 something like your original claim.

 How about simply saying I was wrong, instead of proclaiming
 omnicience twice as loudly when you are caught with your head up your ass?

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RE: Sandfort is still an idiot (Was: Re: CDR: JIM DONALD IS A CANARYPUNK, was: Spoliation cites)

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Good point J.A., I got my cowards mixed up.  I stand corrected.  It's you
that sends his son to beat of folks for expressing opinions you don't like.

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
 Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: 04 August, 2001 18:47
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Sandfort is still an idiot (Was: Re: CDR: JIM DONALD IS A
 CANARYPUNK, was: Spoliation cites)


 On Sat, 4 Aug 2001, Sandy Sandfort wrote:

  dishonesty and cowardice (next, I suppose, he'll be sending his
 son--rolls
  of quarters clenched tightly in his little fists--to do his
 dirty work), I

 That's me you're referring to you moron.  If you are going to resort to ad
 hominem, at least get your references straight...

   S a n d y

 --
 Yours,
 J.A. Terranson
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 If Governments really want us to behave like civilized human beings, they
 should give serious consideration towards setting a better example:
 Ruling by force, rather than consensus; the unrestrained application of
 unjust laws (which the victim-populations were never allowed input on in
 the first place); the State policy of justice only for the rich and
 elected; the intentional abuse and occassionally destruction of entire
 populations merely to distract an already apathetic and numb electorate...
 This type of demogoguery must surely wipe out the fascist United States
 as surely as it wiped out the fascist Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

 The views expressed here are mine, and NOT those of my employers,
 associates, or others.  Besides, if it *were* the opinion of all of
 those people, I doubt there would be a problem to bitch about in the
 first place...
 




...THE GODS THEMSELVES...

2001-08-04 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Coming up with the canarypunks concept, has really clarified my thinking.
I'm taking the pledge and will no longer strive to protect the dumbest and
most aggressively ignorant members of this list (the Three Stooges) from the
error or their ways.  I finally got it through my head that they don't WANT
to deal with the truth, but are incapable of reaching beyond their own
self-referential worldview.  As Friedrich von Schiller put it, Against
stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.

So, I'm going to do something far crueler than point out the inadequacies of
the Three Stooges:  I'm going to ignore those inadequacies and let reality
provide the lesson.

The folks on this list who are smart enough to understand that the
lawyerpunks are on their side, will listen to their take on the law.  The
folks who think the lawyers are out to get them will go to the Three Stooges
for legal advice.  Reality will choose the winners and losers.  Very
Darwinian.


 S a n d y




RE: Spoliation cites

2001-08-03 Thread Sandy Sandfort

James A. Donald wrote:

 He has presented no such
 punishment, therefore no such
 case exists.

 Therefore remailer operators
 and the rest of us can in perfect
 comfort fail to keep logs, we can
 circulate thought crimes into
 irrecoverable systems, and so on
 and so forth.

Apparently, James did not understand the thrust of Aimee's post at all.  The
important thing to understand about legal precedents is that they may show a
TREND in the law.  The common law evolves over time.  To say that no
precedent DIRECTLY ON POINT exists means that you can operate in perfect
comfort is asinine.  The question is, what will a court say NEXT?


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RE: Gotti, evidence, case law, remailer practices, civil cases, civilit

2001-08-03 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Paul E. Robichaux wrote:


 ...the fact remains that some
 contributors to this list produce
 more valuable material than others.
 Uni, Tim, Peter Trei, JYA, Sandy,
 and a number of other old-school
 c'punks have been making this list
 worth reading since 1993 or so...

Thanks.  It's a real honor to make your short list.

 Having said that, I took about a
 three-year hiatus from the list.
 When I came back, Choate was still
 choating, Tim  Sandy were still
 sniping at each other, and Uni was
 still funny.

/Plus ca change, plus c'est la Mjme chose/


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RE: Laws of mathematics, not of men

2001-08-01 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Tim May wrote:

 It is utterly irresponsible for
 you to discuss this on a list
 frequented by narcs and informants
 and even prosecutors.

No Tim, what is utterly irresponsible is to make bellicose threats on this
list about what your response will be if masked ninjas invade your home.  If
they end up shooting you (and I think their is a significant likelihood that
they will), it will be in large part because of your macho siege mentality.

 Unbelievable behavior, narcing out
 a fellow list member. Sandy should
 be ashamed.

I narced out your behavior of several years ago.  If you are stupid enough
to still be carrying a knife illegally (when there are plenty of legal
options), then there is no helping you.  On your head be it.

 The prosecutors who read this list
 must be chortling.

More likely they are saying, Ah fuck, I wish we'd known that before
Sandfort wised Tim up.  Now we'll just have to go with plan B and shoot him
when we raid his house with a trumped up search warrant.

And like Vinnie told you, the ones they send after you will be a LOT better
than he is.




RE: Laws of mathematics, not of men

2001-08-01 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Tim May wrote:

 The law part is about the above,
 and exhortations by the lawyers
 here (5, by my count) about what
 one mustn't do, how courts will
 react, the need to be scrupulously
 legal in all of one's actions, etc.

 Laws of mathematics, not men.

 We risk becoming just a pale--a
 very, very pale!--imitation of
 the Cyberia-L list.

As a probable member of Tim's Gang of Five I am on the cusp between two
equally true facts about Cypherpunk ideology and the law.

1)  Cypherpunks write code.  This metaphorical admonition tells us to make
the laws irrelevant by outrunning them with technology.  I couldn't agree
more.  I don't see much benefit in asking the nice lawmakers to do fuck us
so badly, please.  Better to take steps that put us outside of their reach.

2)  Don't commit the crime if you can't do the time.  You have to know
what the law is likely to do so that you can write code in a manner that
is likely to be the most effective from a technological AND legal view.
Otherwise, you cannot do any sort of meaningful risk/benefit analysis.

It is on this second point that I had a very disappointing interaction with
Tim at a physical Cypherpunks meeting some years ago.  Tim was carrying a
concealed knife that did not comply with California's concealed carry laws.
I mentioned this to him, and he immediately interrupted my explanation by
saying, I don't care what the law is, I'll do what I want.  (This from a
guy who slavishly insures and registers his car.  I guess some laws are more
equal than others.)

Now here's the funny part.  In California, (with some specific exceptions)
carrying a concealed knife is a felony, while carrying a concealed pistol is
a misdemeanor (for the first weapons offense).  So given the relative
severities of the laws, why in the world would you carry a knife instead of
a gun?  (Insert stupid joke here about an engineer bringing a knife to a gun
fight.)

My point is that there is a middle ground between Unicorn and Tim's
positions.  Do the Cypherpunk thing, but be cognizant of the relevant laws.
Remember, lawyers are hackers too, just in a different arena.  If you come
up with two equally great techno-hacks to solve a problem, one of which is
probably legal and one of which is probably not, picking the legal one is a
no-brainer.


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RE: Laws of mathematics, not of men

2001-08-01 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Tim May wrote:

 I know of many arguments that a
 knife can be gotten into a fight
 and used effectively _faster_
 than a gun can, especially in
 very close quarters.

Maybe yes, maybe no, but why not carry both then?  A legal knife and a
illegal (misdemeanor) gun rather than just your illegal (felony) knife?

 The knife Sandy saw was not even
 concealed: it was a single-edged
 Cold Steel Safe-Keeper, in a belt
 sheath. _Some_ prosecutors might
 claim it was a push knife, but:

 a) Push knives are not banned,
 even by California's bizarre laws.

Actually they were previously banned in California (at the time you were
carrying it) as dirks, or daggers.  Since then the legal definitions have
change and a push dagger, open worn is just dandy.  Which only goes to
support my point that one should know which laws one is obeying (or not).
Obviously, you have wised up on this issue because you are now quoting
chapter and verse:

 (A useful reference is
 http://home.earthlink.net/~jkmtsm/calaw.html,
 which also has links to the relevant
 California codes.)

 b) California changed its laws
 about concealment of knives to
 allow _far_ more deadly knives
 to be freely carried, even
 concealed...

 c) Even with the old laws, when
 was the last time there was a
 knife prosecution, as opposed to
 busting someone for unlicensed
 carry of a handgun? The latter
 outnumber the former by probably
 1000-to-1...

Whoa, I'd like to see a citation on that one.  What really usually happens
in California is that the cops confiscate the gun and cut the detainee
loose.  Why?  Hey, a free gun is a free gun.  And they are particularly
useful to loan to guys you shoot who forgot to bring their own.  :'D

 ...even though carry of knives
 in various concealed ways...
 probably outnumbers concealed
 carry of handguns by a factor
 of 100-to-1. Do the math.

I did.  It only takes one.

 d) The encounter Sandy describes
 took place in a conference room
 inside Cygnus Support offices in
 an office complex. Last I checked,
 this was not public property, not
 even by today's liberal standards.

You didn't teleport there Tim; quit quibbling.

 e) Most cops would rather have
 people carrying concealed knives,
 a la folders, than wearing knives
 on their belts.

If you want to please the cops, then carry a concealed folder.  Perfectly
legal under most circumstances.  Remember, that's what I was arguing
about--knowing the laws you are obeying (or not).

 Now, would I carry a knife into
 one of the Del Torto Cypherpunks
 meetings held (foolishly) inside
 a San Francisco police training
 facility? No.

Good.  I'm glad to see you are now thinking about the legal issues that you
previously eschewed.

 But carrying a perfectly legal knife in a perfectly legal way (open
 carry, unconcealed) on private property, displaying no intent to
 use it illegally (*)...what does Sandy have to complain about?

Assuming facts not in evidence.  I am not, nor did I complain about your
carrying of an illegal (then) knife.  I tried to tell you that it could get
you into trouble--unnecessarily--when there were better options available.
Your full response was, I don't care what the law says, I'll do what I
want.

Since you have apparently decided to care what the law says, I have no
current beef.  What annoyed me way back when was your militant ignorance.
If you are ready to put that aside and listen to what Unicorn and others
tell you about your potential legal exposure, more power to you.

 For Sandy to attempt to bring me
 to the attention of the cops
 remains despicable.

Tim, are you on crack or what?  Where do you come off suggesting that I have
brought you to the attention of the cops?  Check the archives of what you
have written and then tell me with a straight face that, but for my
reference to an incident years past, the cops would not have any attention
directed towards you.


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RE: Laws of mathematics, not of men

2001-08-01 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Eugene Leitl wrote:

 Feds enter houses for whatever
 reasons they deem appropriate
 to invent...

Then my comments won't affect their actions one way or the other.

 Pointing out possible targets
 makes no damn reason at all...

Tim already is a target.  My minor comments do nothing to change his status.

 ...unless you've got a personal
 vendetta, or a crappy personality.

Are those the only possible explanations you can come up with?  I find most
of Tim's insights useful and think he is a valuable member of the list.
Pointing out that he has his head up his ass on certain subjects is hardly
equivalent to having a personal vendetta.  As to crappy personality
well, that's why there are horse races; differences of opinion.

 Are you really thus clueless,
 or are you just a natural?

Huh?  Maybe I'd know what you were talking about if you'd actually answered
my question.

 We seem to have very different
 understandings of friendly.
 Friendly is if they do have a
 search warrant...

No warrant is friendly.  I've had the FBI stop by my house for a friendly
visit (no warrant).  Just for the fun of it (and to see what they were
after), I let them sit down in my living room.  After I asked them a few
questions and gotten some answers, they started asking ME some questions.
That's when I kicked their sorry asses out.

 Yah, whatever. You suck, have
 halitosis, and are generically
 an idiot. Do you feel better now?

MUCH better, but why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?  :'D

 What's statute of limitations spelt in
 German?

Begren'zungstatzung?


 S a n d y




RE: Spoilation, escrows, courts, pigs.

2001-08-01 Thread Sandy Sandfort

James A. Donald wrote:

 In the case of Black Unicorn, it
 appears to me he was a lawyer who
 used to be in the business of
 finding loopholes in laws. 

That's what ALL good lawyers do.  Think of it as hacking the law.

By the way, Tim May's secret identity is not Tim Starr.


 S a n d y




RE: WHERE IS DILDO? (was: The Martian Private-Socialist-Anarchist)

2001-07-27 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Dr. [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 What is this pseudo-macho crap?

It's an explanation of why I'm turning down the rhetoric.  Where were you
(and your pseudo-psychological crap) when I was turning UP the rhetoric?

 You have some kind of serious
 personality problem Sandfort.

WHAT kind and HOW serious, oh wise one?  Your clearly reasoned,
diplomatically phrased and thoughtful missive has both touched and concerned
me.  :-(


 S a n d y

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WHERE IS DILDO? (was: The Martian Private-Socialist-Anarchist)

2001-07-26 Thread Sandy Sandfort

WHERE IS DILDO?

The AI suggests Mars.  Maybe Dildo has gone there to escape the LSAT
challenge.

 http://www.marsanarchy.org/MarsPrivSocAnarch.htm
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RE: Vengeance Against Adobe

2001-07-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Declan McCullagh wrote:

 Here's a prediction: This case will
 never come close to generating the
 same amount of publicity, by at
 least two orders of magnitude.

 Folks on the Net have a bad habit
 of overemphasizing how important
 these cases are. This is not
 important to the people in DC who
 count.

I couldn't agree with you more, nevertheless my point still stands that
disincentives do exist and the Federal Baby Incinerators don't need yet
another incrementally damaging error on their rap sheet.


 S a n d y




RE: A question of self-defence - Fire extinguishers self defence

2001-07-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Not-a-lawyer wrote:

 Sorry, no backpedaling here...
 I stand behind my previous
 statements on this topic.

Good idea.  If you were to stand in front of it, you'd probably lose the
other eye.

 We're not talking about
 'self-defence' here...

No, we're talking 'self-defense', this is the US, not the UK.

 ...we're talking 'deadly force'.
 Not 1-to-1. Nice strawman though.

Jimbo, you ignorant slut, do you even know what a straw man argument is?
DEADLY FORCE may be used in SELF-DEFENSE when one is in reasonable fear of
death or great bodily harm.  That's black-letter law.  (There are some
refinements, such as to oneself or another, but they are not germane to
the instant hypothetical of someone trying to bash you with a fire
extinguisher through your car window.)

 Couldn't pay me to be a lawyer.

Don't know about 'couldn't, but I certainly wouldn't.  Your verbal reasoning
skills suck.

 I do know what sort of law I want
 my country to have and...

...don't confuse me with the fact?

 I've really got better things to
 do with my time than some silly
 elementary school bully schtick
 you're emotionally attached to.

Yeah, we can see that by the quantity and quality of your posts.  God, what
a chicken shit way to turn tail.  You've got all kinds of monetary offers to
take the LSAT and you wimp out.

 If you'll pay the bill and
 somebody can identify the weight
 of the extinguisher and the model
 of the car...

Cluck, cluck, cluck.  The victim in the car doesn't get to know what sort of
extinguisher the rioter will use.

After take a long paragraph to blame the victim Jimbo asserts:

 A broken arm or hand is not 'great
 bodily harm' by any definition
 (except a self-serving one perhaps).

Actually, it would fall under the definition of great bodily harm, whether
you think so or not.  This is not a self-serving definition, you idiot, just
a legal one that you happen to disagree with.

 Amateurs with no experience around
 those sorts of environments really
 should keep their mouths shut about
 how that stuff works.

Yup Jimbo, you're right about that.

 No, the cops panicked...

You really should become a lawyer or even a judge.  You seem to already have
figured this one out by ESP or something.  Wow, I'm fucking impressed with
your legal acumen.

 And then there is the point that
 at no time is the police officer
 relieved of their sworn duty to
 protect the citizens, including
 the rioters.

Is THAT what cops swear to?  I'd like to see a citation on that piece of
bullshit.  There is established case law in the US that says the police have
no specific duty to protect anyone.

 Self-defence is NOT a sufficient
 release (there is a term for this
 policy but it escapes me, I know
 where to find it though and I'll
 share it tomorrow).

How convenient.  Now don't you forget to share that with us tomorrow
Little Jimmie.

 This is a perfect example of why
 the standard police psych
 requirement of 'likes to be in
 charge'...

Did you pull that out of your ass or someone else's?

 A police officers primary
 responsiblity is not to save
 their own life but to spend
 it to save another.

This guy is a laugh riot.  Where does he dig this stuff up?  What a moron.


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RE: Vengeance Against Adobe

2001-07-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

J.A. Terranson wrote:

 Do you *honestly* think they
 [Federal Baby Incinerators] give
 a shit?  Are you really *that*
 naive?

Yeah, guess so.  I think the Feebs really don't like to get called on the
carpet.  Their power and privilege are at stake.  Of course they don't want
that threatened.  Do you *honestly* think they want to see their
prerogatives reduced?  I don't.


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RE: A question of self-defence - Fire extinguishers self defence

2001-07-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Notice how reverently Inchoate argues the minutia of the extinguisher
topic?  The reason is obvious.  That argument boils down to disputed facts
and personal opinion.

It's a lot more comfortable than confronting the objective LSAT challenge.
Funny, how he can argue the relative impact of rockets and fire
extinguishers ad nauseam, but is so uncharacteristically silent about the
HUNDREDS of dollars he has been offered to show some nominal degree of
verbal reasoning ability on an objective test.  Gee, I'd have thought he
would have jumped at the chance to humiliate his tormentors by acing that
puppy.  Well, I guess we all know why he won't take--or even really
discuss--this true test of his thinking ability.


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 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
 Behalf Of Jim Choate
 Sent: 23 July, 2001 21:12
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: A question of self-defence - Fire extinguishers  self
 defence


 On Mon, 23 Jul 2001, Matt Beland wrote:

  A D based rocket is no great amount of force. If it was light
 enough to go
  as fast as you say, then it wouldn't go through plate glass,
 much less a
  windshield.

 20 N-s for a D. Figure a rocket that weighs about a pound. It's about
 .2s after launch (it was launched horizontaly and about 30 ft. away).


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RE: A question of self-defence - Fire extinguishers self defence

2001-07-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Declan McCullagh wrote:

 On Tue, Jul 24, 2001 at 08:47:19AM -0700,
 Sandy Sandfort wrote:
  It is educational (and it amuses me)
  to draw him out into parading his
  ignorance and intransigence for all
  to see.  Of course, he won't admit he is

 Educational? Only in the study
 of aberrant thinking.

I disagree.  I think by ignore Jimbo's intellectual dishonesty and poor
reasoning skills, to some extents gives the appearance of some validity.
Only by calling him on his sloppy thinking can we remove the petina of
plausibility.

 I confess I've baited Choate more
 than I care to remember, but I'm
 not sure going out of your way to
 taunt him is particularly
 educational or worthwhile.

Okay.  We disagree on this subject.  I can live with that.  :-D


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RE: Vengeance Against Adobe

2001-07-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Faustine wrote:

 All free-market principles aside,
 if you're just in it for the
 paycheck, what's the point? I'd
 rather do something I love that's
 meaningful to me than just make a
 pile. Even better not to have to
 choose at all. (Not there yet, so
 #1 it is...)

Have faith.  I think that you can have both in a manner analogous to the
Robert Heinlein quote:

It may be better to be a live jackal then a dead lion, but it is better
still to be a live lion.  And usually easier.


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WHERE IS DILDO?

2001-07-25 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

I'm concerned that something terribly wrong has happened to Inchoate.  Even
though he has been offered hundreds of dollars to take, and get a good score
on, the LSAT, he hasn't risen to the bai...uh... occasion.  It would appear
that Jimbo has been secretly replaced by a random nonsense generating AI.
(Hey, artificial intelligence is better than no intelligence at all.)

Was Jimbo abducted by aliens?  Congressman Condit?  The ASPCA?  Please join
me in the Search for Jimbo (soon to be a FOX Special Report).  Until he has
proven that he is back by agreeing to take the LSAT challenge, let's keep
the heat on by shouting from the highest hills (or at least from e-mail),
Where is Dildo?


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RE: Vengeance Against Adobe

2001-07-24 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Declan McCullagh wrote:

 But the Feds won't back down as
 readily as Adobe, I wager. They
 don't have to worry about what
 programmers think, they don't
 have to worry about what Wall
 Street thinks (at least DOJ
 doesn't), they don't have to
 worry about slipping revenue
 in a soft economy and users
 turning to non-Adobe tools.
 In short, they have a different
 incentive structure...

True, it may be different, but it is an incentive structure (or, more
accurately, a disincentive structure).  For example, I don't thing the
Federal Baby Incinerators really want to create another Wen Ho Lee or
Richard Jewel fiasco.  They already have enough egg on their face.


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RE: A question of self-defence - Fire extinguishers self defence

2001-07-24 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Wannabe lawyer Jimbo wrote:

 Does throwing a fire extenguisher
 at a auto window constitution [sic]
 probable cause for lethal force in
 self-defence?

 No. Because the fire extenguisher
 won't go through the safety glass.

Oh really?  Try that experiment on your own car.  Side windows shatter into
a thousand pieces at the touch of a center punch.  A fire extinguisher is
decidedly overkill for the job.

In any event, the test--at least in the US--for the use of deadly force
includes the concepts of reasonable fear of death OR GREAT BODILY INJURY.
Believe it or not, being blinded by a swarm of glass shards is considered
great bodily injury.

Please, Jimbo, take the LSAT so we can see how much smarter you are than
your posts otherwise indicate.


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P.S.  Any Austin Cypherpunks have a fire extinguisher and know where
Inchoate parks his car?




RE: THE INCHOATE LAWYER

2001-07-23 Thread Sandy Sandfort

J.A. Terranson wrote:

 Fucking trolls

Thank you sir.  May I have another?


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RE: THE INCHOATE LAWYER

2001-07-23 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Petro wrote:

   Willing to make me the same offer?

No thanks, you're neither a horse's ass nor an intellectual lightweight like
Jimbo.  No fun there.  :-D


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RE: THE INCHOATE LAWYER

2001-07-23 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Inchoate blurted:

 I couldn't give a shit less what
 your score was on any test. Don't
 care what your IQ is either.

Of course you do Jimbo, but I guess you already know your limits.

 What's my motivation?

$96 bucks and a good har har on poor old Sandy and arrogant young BU.

 Yours and the black horse petootie
 clearly have nothing more than a
 ad hominim.

 You got nothing I want.

Except a better understanding and use of the English language.  ;-D

The test is on October 6 at the University of Texas at Austin and
Huston-Tillotson College.

The LSAT (Law School Admission Test)
is a half-day standardized test
required for admission to all 197
law schools that are members of the
Law School Admission Council (LSAC).
It provides a standard measure of
reading and verbal reasoning skills...

Reading and verbal reasoning?  Why it should be a walk in the park for a
smart cookie like Jimbo.  [Irony alert.]


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RE: THE INCHOATE LAWYER

2001-07-23 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Black Unicorn wrote:

 I will refund your registration
 fee in exchange for your valid
 ETS score report.
 ...
 No cost to you.  Put up or shut up.

And I'll match that amount if Inchoate's LSAT score exceeds mine.  Put up or
shut up, Jimbo.


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RE: THE INCHOATE LAWYER

2001-07-23 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Dr. Evil wrote:

 Wow, finally some entertainment
 for us on the old c-punk list!
 Maybe they could do a reality
 TV show based on this.

Well you know how it is.  Every so often that old case of Schaden-freude
kicks in and I've just gotta tease the monkey.

BTW, do you think poor Jimbo ever gets laid?  (Other than a rare mercy fuck
or when he pays for it, that is).


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RE:

2001-07-23 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Petro wrote:

 I'd bet my wife's next paycheck that
 at least 90% of those  bastards are
 appointed.

I wouldn't take that bet because I'm sure you are right.  However, that just
begs the question.  Ultimately those bastards were appointed by someone who
was elected democratically.  (Now don't hang any signs on me.  I'm not
saying this is a good thing only that it still falls within the democratic
paradigm.)

 The problem is that we've got
 a bunch of pansy ass fascists
 running this country, and they
 are willing to hand large parts
 of our sovereignty over to a
 committee made up mostly of
 other fascists and socialists.

No argument there, but I think the barbarians at the gate (the rioters)
would be infinitely worse.

 While I disagree with (what
 little) philosophy is behind
 these protestors, I have to
 agree that what is going on
 behind those doors is *not*
 in the best interests of
 America, nor IMO in the best
 interest of the poorer
 nations in this world.

You are right again, but, as above, the rioters' cure would be worse than
the disease.  A plague on both there houses.

 I have so sympathy for militant
 ignorance when the world is awash
 in information about how things work.

 The problem is that *most* of the
 information is wrong...

Theodore Sturgeon once began a speech at a science fiction convention by
saying, 90% of science fiction is crap.  After the stunned silence he
added, 90% of EVERYTHING is crap.

Sure most of the information is wrong; so what?  That's where critical
thinking has to come in.  The rioters are clearly on an emotional trip not
an intellectual one.

 They want to work a fulfilling
 job, make 100k a year, and have
 the government pay for their
 retirement when they don't feel
 like working any more.

Yeah, and I want to fuck Claudia Schiffer.  If wishes were horses, beggars
would ride.  The world is as it is, not as how we would wish it to be.  The
Genoa rioters are throwing a childish tantrum.  When (if) they grow up,
maybe they will do what is really necessary to change the system.

 Come on, global warming is a fact.
 We've gotten about .6 degrees warmer
 in the last 100 years. WE HAVE TO DO
 SOMETHING BEFORE NEW YORK IS UNDER
 WATER.

Yup, I'm buying my beachfront property in the Sierras, even as we speak.  My
next door neighbor is Kevin Costner.  :-D


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THE INCHOATE LAWYER

2001-07-22 Thread Sandy Sandfort

C'punks,

Here's an excellent opportunity for our favorite resident buffoon to strut
his lawyer-wannabe chops.  The next LSAT (Law School Aptitude Test) will be
administered on October 6, 2001.

Jim, PLEASE take the test.  I'd love to see your test score.  And, hey,
maybe you'll get a high enough score to tempt you to go to law school
(unlikely, given your illogical thought processes, but even a blind chicken
finds a seed now and then).

It's only 96 bucks.  Sign up for the test at:

https://www5.lsac.org/reggie/cgi-bin/r.exe?To=tintro.htmfrom=rint.htm


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RE: Ashcroft Targets U.S. Cybercrime

2001-07-21 Thread Sandy Sandfort

John Young wrote:

 But, to repeat, why the worker and
 not his bosses? Is this a way for
 Adobe/FBI/DoJ to signal the interest
 of its own bosses?

Maybe, but the reason to go after the underling is simple:  He's far less
likely to have the personal resources to do much about it.  Cowardly?  Sure,
but it makes for easier arrests, incarcerations and convictions.

Also, it inexpensively meets the criteria of the old Chinese saying, To
frighten a dragon, kill a chicken.


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MY THREE SONS

2001-07-20 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Isn't it interesting that all three of the Condit boys went bad?  One's a
freelance criminal, one's a cop and one's a congressman.  Bad parenting or
heredity?  You be the judge.


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RE: Killing the G8 Anarchists

2001-07-20 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Tim May wrote:

 And even in Switzerland, my
 understanding is that the rifles
 issued to each male head of
 household (maybe single moms, but
 I doubt it) are kept IN THE HOUSES,
 not in shops and businesses and
 factories. Some of them might have
 carried their rifles to their
 businesses, though.

Fortunately for the Swiss, Tim has it pretty much wrong.  Switzerland and
pretty much universal mandatory military service for males.  The mandatory
part is offensive, but the result is that military personnel are usually
issued submachine guns which they keep--along with ammo and the rest of
their gear--in their home so that they can be called up quickly if
necessary.

In addition, the Swiss have a high level of ownership of personal weapons.
Kids regularly take their .22 rifles to school for approved shooting
activities and business owners are often armed to the teeth.  (Ask Duncan
about an eye-opening visit to the back room of a Swiss restaurant.

Have you ever hear of a bank robbery in Switzerland?  In most Swiss banks,
tellers are armed.  They consider it their duty to chase down any bank
robbers that make it out of the bank alive.  Don't fuck with the Swiss.


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RE: Killing the G8 Anarchists

2001-07-20 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Inchoate sputtered:

 ...The real reason they're not
 sensitive to these particular
 'anarchist' is that they aren't
 motivated by the alure of money.
 They aspire to a higher calling
 than crass commercialism or
 puritanical ego fulfillment...

Oh boy!  If Jim REALLY believes this crap (where does he get this stuff?), I
have some great seaside property in Florida, I think he should invest in.
;-D

Save the whales.  (We'll eat them later.)


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SPY REALITY TV SHOW

2001-07-19 Thread Sandy Sandfort

Any Cypherpunks interested in being spies for glory and cash prizes?:

http://abc.go.com/primetime/spy/spy_casting.html


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RE: next, we ban cutlery

2001-07-17 Thread Sandy Sandfort

David Honig wrote:

 I believe Calif. has crossbow restrictions.

 What a surprise.

 No sword-canes or nunchucks, either.

The VERY poorly designed California Statutes site can be found at:

http://leginfo.ca.gov/calaw.html

Just click on All, put your favorite weapon in the search window and
search.  (Try dirk or snee.)


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