Re: Why you keep losing to this idiot

2004-11-04 Thread Eric Cordian

 I think this is the answer: Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity.

Isn't that what Democracy is all about?  The 51% simpletons imposing their 
will on the 49% non-simpletons?

Proportional representation is our friend.

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Re: This Memorable Day

2004-11-04 Thread alan
On Wed, 3 Nov 2004, Tyler Durden wrote:

 Well, this may actually be less hard than we thought. Indeed, it's the one 
 vaguely silver lining in this toxic cloud. Outsourcing to India will 
 actually add a lot to world stability. Of course, we'll loose a lot of jobs 
 in the process, but in the long run we'll eventually have another strong 
 trading partner like Japan or France or the Dutch. Bush will sell us out to 
 big business and all of the less-well-off will suffer like crazy in the 
 process, but it will actually make things better in the long run. The only 
 thing we need to worry about is not melting the ice caps in the process.

You forget that Bush and his cronies are Evangelical Christians.  They 
believe that the world is going to end *soon* and that it is a good thing. 

These are people who are doing everything they can to make the world a 
less stable place because in doing so they bring about armagedon.  (Then 
Jesus will come back and they will be rewarded for bringing about the 
deaths of billions.

Sometimes i wonder if they worship Jesus or Cthulhu.  (Maybe they are the 
same.  How else could he walk on water?)

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Re: the new Keyser Sose (was Re: Do androids dream of electric camels?)

2004-11-04 Thread Bill Stewart
Not sure if the old Keyser Sose was limping or not,
but he came out last week to give George Bush's campaign a helpful
Booga booga booga to remind the sheeple that he's still there.
Bush's speech had bragged that Osama could run, but he can't hide,
and Kerry neglected the chance to remind the public that
Osama ran, and he's hidden real well, and that Bush has been
too busy with the war on Saddam to bother catching him.


Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal

2004-11-04 Thread R.A. Hettinga
http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?print=yesid=5652

HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE: The National Conservative Weekly Since 1944

Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal
It's Time to Reconfigure the United States

by Mike Thompson
Posted Nov 3, 2004
 [From the author: This is an essay I've been working on for the past
several weeks, updated moments ago with what appears to be Bush's final
number of victory states (31) once the nonsense of provisional votes in
Ohio is overcome.

 As an admitted modest proposal (a la Swift's satiric story of the same
name), it is nevertheless serious in pointing out the cancer that continues
to threaten our body politic.]

 Branded unconstitutional by President Abraham Lincoln, the South's
secession from the American Union ultimately sparked The Civil War (a
name that was rejected by Southerners, who correctly called it The War
Between the States, for the South never sought to 1] seize the central
government or 2] rule the other side, two requisites for a civil war).

 No state may leave the Union without the other states' approval, according
to Lincoln's doctrine--an assertion that ignores the Declaration of
Independence, which was the vital basis for all 13 American colonies'
unilateral secession from the British Union eight decades earlier.
Lincoln's grotesque legal argument also disregards a state's inherent right
of secession which many scholars believe is found in the Ninth and Tenth
Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

 Meantime, America has become just as divided as it was a century and a
half ago, when it writhed in Brother-vs.-Brother War. Instead of wedge
issues like slavery, federal subsidies for regional business, and high
tariffs, society today is sundered by profound, insoluble Culture War
conflicts (such as abortion and gay marriage), and debate about our role
abroad (shall we remain the world's leader, or become an unprincipled chump
for the cabal of globalist sybarites who play endless word-games inside the
United Nations and European Union sanctuaries?).

 For many decades, conservative citizens and like-minded political leaders
(starting with President Calvin Coolidge) have been denigrated by the
vilest of lies and characterizations from hordes of liberals who now won't
even admit that they are liberals--because the word connotes such moral
stink and political silliness. As a class, liberals no longer are merely
the vigorous opponents of the Right; they are spiteful enemies of
civilization's core decency and traditions.

 Defamation, never envisioned by our Founding Fathers as being protected by
the First Amendment, flourishes and passes today for acceptable political
discourse. Movies, magazines, newspapers, radio/TV programs, plays,
concerts, public schools, colleges, and most other public vehicles openly
traffic in slander and libel. Hollywood salivated over the idea of placing
another golden Oscar into Michael Moore'sfat hands, for his Fahrenheit 9/11
jeremiad, the most bogus, deceitful film documentary since Herr Hitler and
Herr Goebbels gave propaganda a bad name.

 When they tire of showering conservative victims with ideological mud,
liberals promote the only other subjects with which they feel
conversationally comfortable: Obscenity and sexual perversion. It's as if
the genes of liberals have rendered them immune to all forms of filth.

 As a final insult, liberal lawyers and judges have become locusts of the
Left, conspiring to destroy democracy itself by excreting statutes and
courtroom tactics that fertilize electoral fraud and sprout fields of
vandals who will cast undeserved and copious ballots on Election Day.

 The truth is, America is not just broken--it is becoming irreparable. If
you believe that recent years of uncivil behavior are burdensome, imagine
the likelihood of a future in which all bizarre acts are the norm, and a
government-booted foot stands permanently on your face.

 That is why the unthinkable must become thinkable. If the so-called Red
States (those that voted for George W. Bush) cannot be respected or at
least tolerated by the Blue States (those that voted for Al Gore and John
Kerry), then the most disparate of them must live apart--not by secession
of the former (a majority), but by expulsion of the latter. Here is how to
do it.

 Having been amended only 17 times since 10 vital amendments (the Bill of
Rights) were added at the republic's inception, the U.S. Constitution is
not easily changed, primarily because so many states (75%, now 38 of 50)
must agree. Yet, there are 38 states today that may be inclined to adopt,
let us call it, a Declaration of Expulsion, that is, a specific
constitutional amendment to kick out the systemically troublesome states
and those trending rapidly toward anti-American, if not outright
subversive, behavior. The 12 states that must go: California, Illinois, New
York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode
Island, Connecticut, Maryland, and Delaware. Only the 

Re: This Memorable Day

2004-11-04 Thread Nomen Nescio
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R.A. Hettinga:

 Are you high, junior? Or is it just your politics that sound so...
 sophomoric?

 Communism, Fuck Yeah!!! States are People Too



Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
(Euripides)


You too. Sad it is.

Howcome the Americans became so egocentrical and cynical that
anyone who dares to speak up and support compassion for his fellow
man automatically is a communist?

It's a sincere question, no doubt in my mind that we won't get a
sincere answer though.

Reading your email actually reminds me of those of Tim May, he
also seemed to be full of bigotry and hatred and deeply disliked
anyone who were unfortunate enough to be poor.


 Our culture -- yours, too, bunky, since I bet you don't shit into a
 hole in the floor and pray 5 times a day for, as Hanson
 appropriately  

No I don't shit into a hole, but I can still try to be unbiased
and extend a though or two to other people who are not so fortunate
as we are to be born in the rich part of the world.


 Ah. That's right. I'm not nuanced enough. It's too *complicated*
 for anyone who didn't take your sophomore (cryptomarxist) History
 Studies class, or whatever. Please.

To me it's enough to at least try to understand and try live by
the spirit of the Bible.

It's also quite ironical that all those right wing voters
actually read communist propaganda in church, since that is the
logical conclusion of your arguments made here.


 There we go. Wisdom from a thug. How about this thug, instead, kid,
 quoted just about as much out of context as you have yours:
 
 When the hares made speeches in the assembly and demanded that all
 should have equality, the lions replied, Where are your claws and
 teeth? -- attributed to Antisthenes in Aristotle, 'Politics',
 3.7.2  
 
 Oh. That's right. One shouldn't read Aristotle. He was a White Male
 Oppressor...

You like quotes, ok here I have a small collection for you, maybe
one or two of them qualifies as white oppressors too, I don't know.


Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups,
parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
(Nietzsche)

An honest man can feel no pleasure in the 
exercise of power over his fellow citizens.
(Thomas Jefferson)

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be
depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to
bring them the real facts.  
(Abraham Lincoln)

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless
they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.  
(Voltaire)

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the
homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of
totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?  
(Mahatma Gandhi)

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(Martin Luther King)



 Sheesh. When will September ever end?

In my calendar it's November already, I don't know about yours.


Johnny Doelittle


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Re: the new Keyser Sose (was Re: Do androids dream of electric camels?)

2004-11-04 Thread R.A. Hettinga
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At 4:43 PM -0800 11/3/04, Bill Stewart wrote:
Not sure if the old Keyser Sose was limping or not,
but he came out last week to give George Bush's campaign a helpful
Booga booga booga to remind the sheeple that he's still there.

Karl Rove did it. Walter Cronkite says so. [Bwahahahaha!]

Bush's speech had bragged that Osama could run, but he can't hide,
and Kerry neglected the chance to remind the public that
Osama ran, and he's hidden real well, and that Bush has been
too busy with the war on Saddam to bother catching him.

Two words, Bill: Whitey Bulger.

Boo!

Mirthfully yours,
RAH
Glee. It's not just for breakfast, anymore.

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Re: This Memorable Day

2004-11-04 Thread Nomen Nescio
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James A. Donald:

 You are quite right, it is unjust that people like Bin Laden are so
 immensely rich with oil wealth.  To remedy this problem, Bush
 should confiscate the Middle Eastern oil reserves.
 
 You are using stale old communist rhetoric - but today's terrorists
 no longer not even pretend to fight on behalf of the poor and
 oppressed.  

This was quite lame and doesn't really deserve a response. 

To label any argument that points out the obvious circumstance
that injustice feeds hatred as communist propaganda, is really only
ridiculous, even if it's also dangerously incompetent and as such no
real laughing matter.

Why do you mention Bin Laden anyway? There are thousands of
bigger and smaller groups around the world (they exists in every
country more or less) that we'd label as terrorists in the western
part of the world. You think every one of these hundreds of thousands
or perhaps millions of recruits and followers are millionaires?
Fantastically lame comment to a real and important issue.

Should we take you seriously when you write these childish rants?

I don't know what to fear the most, the dangerous ignorance of
those of your kind or what dictatorial rulers may accomplish using
your ignorant kind as followers who do not question the truths from
the authorities. Hitler did it in the 30's election where some 37%
voted for the nazis, in a democratic multi-party election I might
add. Some of the ingrediences present then in Hitler's rhetoric are
also present today in Bush's rhetoric, even though I don't mean to
make the comparison .

We just cannot afford to be this naive.

I can't help thinking about the fact that we usually portray
Americans as a religious and church going people. Perhaps some 25%
attend church on a somewhat regular basis. To make matters worse
those people seem to vote for Bush(?). One can't help wonder if
they're literate and if they actually read the bible and it's message
of love, understanding, forgiveness and compassion for their fellow
man.

May god bless the world, we may need it.


Johnny Doelittle


Men willingly believe what they wish.
(Julius Caesar)

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
(von Goethe)


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campus network admins

2004-11-04 Thread cypher

I recently violated the network user agreement (they packet-sniffed and
got the username/password for my FTP server and didn't like what I was
sharing with myself) and was informed by the admin that I am now 'under
observation' and that they hope I don't like privacy. Considering
this admin was an NSA employee, I tend to take that threat a little
seriously. Two questions:

1) I'm assuming they can legally look at anything that comes in or out
of my computer, but is that the case? Can they look at my computer
itself, or take me off the network for the private contents of my
computer?

2) Is there some sort of service I can use to have everything I do on the
network encrypted, such as a tunneling service to the internet?

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Re: This Memorable Day

2004-11-04 Thread Tiarnán Ó Corráin
James A. Donald [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
 When it came to the part of the war that was purely a public good,
 conquering the German and Japanese homelands, America did indeed bear
 almost the whole burden, but when it came to defending Australia
 against the Japanese, the Australians bore the major burden, and
 similarly for most other battlefields outside of the aggressors'
 homelands.  

Nonsense. The Russians (for example) conquered Hitler's capital,
Berlin. And I believe the Russian zone in Germany was larger than any
of the others, reflecting the fact that Stalin bore most of entire
burden of defeating Germany, uncomfortable as it may be.


-- 
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the new Keyser Sose (was Re: Do androids dream of electric camels?)

2004-11-04 Thread R.A. Hettinga
At 8:34 PM + 11/3/04, POPBITCH wrote:
 Hardline Honeyz 2 
Al Zarqawi: the unusual suspect

Mysterious Jordanian celebrity executioner Abu
Musab Al Zarqawi is a huge hit with lovers of
Hardline Honeyz. With a $25m price tag on his
head, al Zarqawi shot to fame as the star of
Sheik Abu Musab Al Zarqawi slaughters an
American infidel with his own hands, a video
showing the death of Iraq hostage Nicholas Berg.
But is Al Zarqawi for real?

A Jordanian of that name did fight in Afganistan
in the 80s and in Kurdish Iraq in the 90s,
with a group called Ansar al-Islam, but no more
was heard of him until Colin Powell's famous
warmongering speech to the UN named him as the
link between Saddam and Osama. Since then Al
Zarqawi has become a mythic bogeyman blamed for
almost every real or imagined terrorist threat.

*Suddenly he was al-Qaeda's bioterrorism expert
and head of terror camps in Saddam-era Iraq; he'd
never previously been linked to either.
* US intelligence experts say Berg's executioner
clearly didn't have a Jordanian accent.
* Iraqi insurgents claimed Al Zarqawi was dead,
and all new captured operatives from Ansar
al-Islam say they've never laid eyes on him.
* CIA said he only had one leg after an operation
in Baghdad, but since the executioner in the
video clearly had two they now say, er, he has
two after all.

So... Al Zarqawi: he's the new Keyser Sose.

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Re: This Memorable Day

2004-11-04 Thread Peter Gutmann
James A. Donald [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

But it is hardly a matter of holding out.  So far the Pentagon has
shattered the enemy while suffering casualties of about a thousand,

We're talking about different things, the War on Bogeymen vs. the War for Oil.
In its war on bogeymen, the most notable thing the USG has achieved to date is
to create vastly more of them.  Its strategy is about as effective as the
paras were on Bloody Sunday, i.e. its actions serve mostly as a recruitment
drive for the opposition:

  I swear by Almighty God [...] to fight until we die in the field of red gore
  of the infidel tyrants and murderers.  Of our glorious faith, if spared to
  fight until not a single trace is left to tell that the Holy soil of our
  country was trodden by these infidels.  Also these robbers and brutes, these
  unbelievers of our faith, will be driven into the sea, by fire, the knife or
  by poison cup until we of the true faith clear these infidels from our
  lands.

(Whoever wrote the original was definitely no English lit major).

Peter.



Re: Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal

2004-11-04 Thread Roy M. Silvernail
On Wed, 2004-11-03 at 23:30 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
 http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?print=yesid=5652
 
 HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE: The National Conservative Weekly Since 1944
 
 Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal
 It's Time to Reconfigure the United States

Chuckle-worthy, if not outright funny.  Interestingly, I could see a
liberal making exactly the same case, but without the ad hominem
attacks.
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Re: Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal

2004-11-04 Thread Roy M. Silvernail
John Young wrote:
A map of the expulsion civil war declaration:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/ninjagurl/new_map.jpg
 

There seems to be an assumption that Alaska will be included in 
Jesusland.  Whoever is advancing this theory clearly never lived in 
Alaska (or if they did, only lived in Anchorage, which isn't *really* 
Alaska).
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Re: Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal

2004-11-04 Thread John Young
A map of the expulsion civil war declaration:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/ninjagurl/new_map.jpg



Re: Why you keep losing to this idiot

2004-11-04 Thread Roy M. Silvernail
On Wed, 2004-11-03 at 14:01 -0800, Eric Cordian wrote:
  I think this is the answer: Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity.
 
 Isn't that what Democracy is all about?  The 51% simpletons imposing their 
 will on the 49% non-simpletons?
 
 Proportional representation is our friend.

Kornbluth was right.
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Re: Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal

2004-11-04 Thread Pete Capelli
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 00:20:05 -0500, Roy M. Silvernail
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Chuckle-worthy, if not outright funny.  Interestingly, I could see a
 liberal making exactly the same case, but without the ad hominem
 attacks.

Like calling Bush an idiot?  That door swings both ways.

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Re: Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal

2004-11-04 Thread R.A. Hettinga
At 8:31 AM -0500 11/4/04, Roy M. Silvernail wrote:
There seems to be an assumption that Alaska will be included in
Jesusland.  Whoever is advancing this theory clearly never lived in
Alaska (or if they did, only lived in Anchorage, which isn't *really*
Alaska).

Ahhh... Los Anchorage. It's just most of the people there, of course.

Cheers,
RAH
Who went to Fairview and Roger's Park elementary, and Wendler Jr. Hi.,
while his old man built 1500sf tract houses on spec, and then an apartment
complex or two, before he retired to Hillsboro, NM, pop 19. Anchorage was
too *big*, you see...
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Re: Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal

2004-11-04 Thread mfidelman
I expect quite a few of us in the Northeast would be happy to join with 
Canada.  It might be problematic that DC went blue :-)




On Wed, 3 Nov 2004, R.A. Hettinga wrote:

 http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?print=yesid=5652
 
 HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE: The National Conservative Weekly Since 1944
 
 Declaration of Expulsion: A Modest Proposal
 It's Time to Reconfigure the United States
 
 by Mike Thompson
 Posted Nov 3, 2004
  [From the author: This is an essay I've been working on for the past
 several weeks, updated moments ago with what appears to be Bush's final
 number of victory states (31) once the nonsense of provisional votes in
 Ohio is overcome.
 
  As an admitted modest proposal (a la Swift's satiric story of the same
 name), it is nevertheless serious in pointing out the cancer that continues
 to threaten our body politic.]
 
  Branded unconstitutional by President Abraham Lincoln, the South's
 secession from the American Union ultimately sparked The Civil War (a
 name that was rejected by Southerners, who correctly called it The War
 Between the States, for the South never sought to 1] seize the central
 government or 2] rule the other side, two requisites for a civil war).
 
  No state may leave the Union without the other states' approval, according
 to Lincoln's doctrine--an assertion that ignores the Declaration of
 Independence, which was the vital basis for all 13 American colonies'
 unilateral secession from the British Union eight decades earlier.
 Lincoln's grotesque legal argument also disregards a state's inherent right
 of secession which many scholars believe is found in the Ninth and Tenth
 Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.
 
  Meantime, America has become just as divided as it was a century and a
 half ago, when it writhed in Brother-vs.-Brother War. Instead of wedge
 issues like slavery, federal subsidies for regional business, and high
 tariffs, society today is sundered by profound, insoluble Culture War
 conflicts (such as abortion and gay marriage), and debate about our role
 abroad (shall we remain the world's leader, or become an unprincipled chump
 for the cabal of globalist sybarites who play endless word-games inside the
 United Nations and European Union sanctuaries?).
 
  For many decades, conservative citizens and like-minded political leaders
 (starting with President Calvin Coolidge) have been denigrated by the
 vilest of lies and characterizations from hordes of liberals who now won't
 even admit that they are liberals--because the word connotes such moral
 stink and political silliness. As a class, liberals no longer are merely
 the vigorous opponents of the Right; they are spiteful enemies of
 civilization's core decency and traditions.
 
  Defamation, never envisioned by our Founding Fathers as being protected by
 the First Amendment, flourishes and passes today for acceptable political
 discourse. Movies, magazines, newspapers, radio/TV programs, plays,
 concerts, public schools, colleges, and most other public vehicles openly
 traffic in slander and libel. Hollywood salivated over the idea of placing
 another golden Oscar into Michael Moore'sfat hands, for his Fahrenheit 9/11
 jeremiad, the most bogus, deceitful film documentary since Herr Hitler and
 Herr Goebbels gave propaganda a bad name.
 
  When they tire of showering conservative victims with ideological mud,
 liberals promote the only other subjects with which they feel
 conversationally comfortable: Obscenity and sexual perversion. It's as if
 the genes of liberals have rendered them immune to all forms of filth.
 
  As a final insult, liberal lawyers and judges have become locusts of the
 Left, conspiring to destroy democracy itself by excreting statutes and
 courtroom tactics that fertilize electoral fraud and sprout fields of
 vandals who will cast undeserved and copious ballots on Election Day.
 
  The truth is, America is not just broken--it is becoming irreparable. If
 you believe that recent years of uncivil behavior are burdensome, imagine
 the likelihood of a future in which all bizarre acts are the norm, and a
 government-booted foot stands permanently on your face.
 
  That is why the unthinkable must become thinkable. If the so-called Red
 States (those that voted for George W. Bush) cannot be respected or at
 least tolerated by the Blue States (those that voted for Al Gore and John
 Kerry), then the most disparate of them must live apart--not by secession
 of the former (a majority), but by expulsion of the latter. Here is how to
 do it.
 
  Having been amended only 17 times since 10 vital amendments (the Bill of
 Rights) were added at the republic's inception, the U.S. Constitution is
 not easily changed, primarily because so many states (75%, now 38 of 50)
 must agree. Yet, there are 38 states today that may be inclined to adopt,
 let us call it, a Declaration of Expulsion, that is, a specific
 constitutional amendment to kick out the systemically troublesome states
 and 

Re: campus network admins

2004-11-04 Thread Thomas Shaddack
On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 I recently violated the network user agreement (they packet-sniffed and
 got the username/password for my FTP server and didn't like what I was
 sharing with myself) and was informed by the admin that I am now 'under
 observation' and that they hope I don't like privacy. Considering
 this admin was an NSA employee, I tend to take that threat a little
 seriously.

Depending on how trivial the violation was, it may be worth checking the 
FTP server logs, identifying the bad ones and collecting the evidence, and 
eventually, preferably after consultation with a lawyer, nail the admin 
with hacking charges. (Alternatively just threat with the same, with a 
remark that you hope he likes lawyers. I suppose you're located in the 
Land of Lawyers.)

If it is better to play a repentant sinner, or go to a confrontation, 
depends on many more factors unknown to us, including the exact text of 
the network AUPs, the personality profile of the admin (he may be just 
power-tripping at you, but the severity of his threats depends on the 
exact content of your disk which you didn't specify), and other factors 
like if you are an employee or a student and how much risk you want to go 
through.

Violating AUPs with cleartext protocols isn't a good idea, especially with 
nazi admins. Next time you may like to prefer ssh/scp, or WebDAV over 
HTTPS, or a simple password-protected upload/download interface written in 
PHP or as a CGI script, again over HTTPS (you may like to use one-time 
passwords for added security).

If the admin in question can have physical access to your machine, put the 
sensitive/objectionable data on an encrypted partition.

 Two questions:
 
 1) I'm assuming they can legally look at anything that comes in or out
 of my computer, but is that the case? Can they look at my computer
 itself, or take me off the network for the private contents of my
 computer?

That depends a lot. If you're in a suitable uni campus, you may try to 
consult with local law students. This question is something a mere 
technician can't reliably answer.

 2) Is there some sort of service I can use to have everything I do on the
 network encrypted, such as a tunneling service to the internet?

Yes. Depends on what you want to do; if you want to be independent on any 
special software installed on the computers you're operating from, I 
suggest a HTTPS server, with a self-signed certificate (cheaper), and 
manually check its fingerprint when connecting. For upload you may use a 
web file upload form. Don't neglect the certificate check; the admin may 
like to start playing games with you and launch MITM attack at your 
connections. Do the fingerprint check even when the browser claims all is 
OK.



 
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RE: Your source code, for sale

2004-11-04 Thread Tyler Durden
Hum.
So my newbie-style question is, is there an eGold that can be verified, but 
not accessed, until a 'release' code is sent?

In other words, say I'm buying some hacker-ed code and pay in egold. I don't 
want them to be able to 'cash' the gold until I have the code. Meanwhile, 
they will want to see that the gold is at least there, even if they can't 
cash it yet.

Is there a way to send a 'release' to an eGold (or other) payment? Better 
yet, a double simultaneous release feature makes thing even more 
interesting.

-TD
From: R.A. Hettinga [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Your source code, for sale
Date: Wed, 3 Nov 2004 19:24:43 -0500
http://www.adtmag.com/print.asp?id=10225
 - ADTmag.com
Your source code, for sale
By Mike Gunderloy
Well, maybe not yet. But what does the future hold for those who consider
their source code an important proprietary asset?
Halloween this year featured more scary stuff than just ghosts and ghouls.
It was also the day (at least in the Pacific time zone) when the Source
Code Club posted their second Newsletter in a public Usenet group. Despite
their innocent-sounding name, the Source Code Club is a group of hackers
who are offering to sell the source to commercial products. Their current
menu of source code for sale looks like this:
*   Cisco Pix 6.3.1 - $24,000
*   Enterasys Dragon IDS - $19.200
*   Napster - $12,000
They also claim to have the source code for many other packages that they
haven't announced publicly. If you are requesting something from a Fortune
100 company, there is a good chance that we might already have it, they
say. Now, you might think this business is blatantly illegal, and no doubt
it is. But that doesn't necessarily mean it's impossible. They're posting
their newsletter to Usenet, probably from an Internet cafe somewhere, so
that's not traceable. They'll take orders the same way, and require orders
to be encrypted using their PGP key, which is at least reasonably
unbreakable at the moment. (As of this writing, I don't see any encrypted
messages posted to the newsgroup they use, though). For payment, they're
using e-gold, which claims to protect the anonymity of its account holders.
Now, it seems reasonably likely that the Source Code Club folks will
eventually get caught; going up against Cisco's resources displays at least
a strong conviction of invulnerability. But even if these guys get caught,
there are deeper issues here. Ten years ago, no one could have dreamed of
trying to set up such a business. Ten years from now, advances in
cryptography, more forms of currency circulating on the Internet, and
improvements in anonymity software are likely to make it impossible to
catch a similar operation.
What will it mean when hacker groups can in fact do business this way with
impunity? First, it's important to note that the ability to sell wares
anonymously won't necessarily imply the ability to get inventory. Your best
defense against having your own source code leaked is to pay careful
attention to its physical security. These days, if I were developing an
important commercial product, I'd make sure there was no path between my
development or build machines and the public Internet. Hackers can do lots
of things, but they still can't leap over physical disconnections. Second,
I'd use software that prevents temporary storage devices (like USB sticks)
from connecting to the network, and keep CD and DVD burners out of the
development boxes as well.
It's also worth making sure that your business doesn't depend entirely on
source code. While the intellectual property that goes into making software
is certainly a valuable asset, it shouldn't be your only asset. Think about
ancillary services like training, support, and customization in addition to
simply selling software.
Finally, note that the Source Code Club business model is based on taking
advantage of people wanting to know what's in the software that they
purchase. About the pix code, they say Many intelligence
agencies/government organizations will want to know if those 1's and 0's in
the pix image really are doing what was advertised. You must ask yourself
how well you trust the pix images you download to your appliance from
cisco.com. Microsoft (among other companies) has demonstrated how to
remove this particular fear factor from customers: share your source code
under controlled circumstances. That doesn't mean that you need to adapt an
open source model, but when a big customer comes calling, why not walk
their engineers through how things work and let them audit their own areas
of concern?
Given the shifting landscape of intellectual property, and the threat from
groups such as the Source Code Club, these are matters you need to think
about sooner rather than later. Otherwise you may wake up some morning and
find that your major asset has vanished without your even knowing it was in
danger.
Mike Gunderloy, MCSE, MCSD 

RE: Your source code, for sale

2004-11-04 Thread Hal Finney
Tyler Durden writes:
 So my newbie-style question is, is there an eGold that can be verified, but 
 not accessed, until a 'release' code is sent?

 In other words, say I'm buying some hacker-ed code and pay in egold. I don't 
 want them to be able to 'cash' the gold until I have the code. Meanwhile, 
 they will want to see that the gold is at least there, even if they can't 
 cash it yet.

 Is there a way to send a 'release' to an eGold (or other) payment? Better 
 yet, a double simultaneous release feature makes thing even more 
 interesting.

I've been thinking about how to do this kind of thing with ecash.
One project I'm hoping to work on next year is a P2P gambling game (like
poker or something) using my rpow.net which is a sort of play-money ecash.
You'd like to be able to do bets and have some kind of reasonable
assurance that the other guy would pay up if he loses.

In the case of your problem there is the issue of whether the source
code you are buying is legitimate.  Only once you have inspected it and
satisfied yourself that it will suit your needs would you be willing
to pay.  But attaining that assurance will require examing the code in
such detail that maybe you will decide that you don't need to pay.

You could imagine a trusted third party who would inspect the code and
certify it, saying the source code with hash XXX appears to be legitimate
Cisco source code.  Then they could send you the code bit by bit and
incrementally show that it matches the specified hash, using a crypto
protocol for gradual release of secrets.  You could simultaneously do
a gradual release of some payment information in the other direction.

If you don't have a TTP, one idea for using ecash is Markus Jakobsson's
Ripping Coins for a Fair Exchange.  Basically you withdraw ecash from
your account and in effect rip it in half and give half to the seller.
Now he gives you the product and you give him the other half of the coin.
The idea is that once you have given him the ripped ecash (torn
would be a better word because ripping means something else today),
you are out the value of the cash.  You have no more incentive to cheat,
as giving him the other half won't cost you anything additional.

(Even without ecash, a service like egold could mimic this functionality.
You'd create an escrow account with two passwords, one known to each
party.  Only with both passwords could data be withdrawn from the account.
Then the buyer would transfer funds into this account.  After receiving
the goods, the buyer would send his password to the seller.)

The problem is that if the source code you are purchasing is bogus,
or if the other side doesn't come through, you're screwed because you've
lost the value of the torn cash.  The other side doesn't gain anything
by this fraud, but they harm you, and if they are malicious that might
be enough.  And likewise you might be malicious and harm them by refusing
to give them your half of the coin even after you have received the goods.
Again, this doesn't benefit you, you're still out the money, but maybe
you like causing trouble.

Another idea along these lines is gradual payment for gradual release
of the goods.  You pay 10% of the amount and they give you 10% of the
source code.  You pay another 10% and you get the next 10% of the source,
and so on.  (Or it could be nonlinear; maybe they give out half the code
for free, but the final 10% requires a large payment.)  The idea is that
you can sample and make sure they do appear to have the real thing with
a fairly small investment.

If there is some mechanism for the seller to have a reputation (like
Advogato's perhaps, with some spoofing immunity) then the problem is
easier; the seller won't want to screw buyers because it hurts his rep.
In that case it may be reasonable to ask the buyer to pay in advance,
perhaps using the partial payment system just discussed.

These various ideas all have tradeoffs, and in general this kind of
problem is hard to solve because of the complexity of what constitutes a
successful transaction.  A reputation system helps a great deal to resolve
the issues, but opens up problems of its own.  The betting problem I
want to work on is relatively easy because there is no ambiguity about
who wins, but even then it is hard to make sure that neither party can
maliciously harm the other.

Hal F.