[ funny jokes ] pathan jokes
The doctor told Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Pathan called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. What's the problem ? asked the doctor. I'm 2400 kms from home. pathan jokes sardar jokes and many more http://smilebank.blogspot.com
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[ funny jokes ] Tax Forms, Long vs Short
Tax Forms, Long vs Short Ah, spring and the month of April. The chirping of birds, the fresh smell of flowers, the sunny days ... and the time that taxes are due. Yes, it's that time of year, when you put sum 5A into slot 6B, subtract the lesser of 12Z or 11Q from 10C, check the number of boxes entered and enter the number of checkered boxes, and try to figure out of you weigh more than last year's tax return. I just did my taxes and when I was done I was happy to see that I'm getting a refund ... look at the money the government is giving to me ... until I thought, Hey, it was MY money to begin with! The difference between the short tax form and long tax form is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the accountant gets your money. Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea For a virtual visit go to http://www.lifestorywriting.net/ My Blog: http://storyladyincardiffbythesea.blogspot.com/ Join the fun at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/life-story-writing/ For Thelly Thoughts go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ThellyThoughts Share at Thelly's Spiritual Retreat http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spiritual-retreat/ For Quiet Moments http://www.gospelcom.net/rbc/odb/odb.shtml Seeking? http://www.reasons4faith.org/ [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[ funny jokes ] Labor Pain
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain tra nsfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the mail man dead on the porch. Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea For a virtual visit go to http://www.lifestorywriting.net/ My Blog: http://storyladyincardiffbythesea.blogspot.com/ Join the fun at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/life-story-writing/ For Thelly Thoughts go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ThellyThoughts Share at Thelly's Spiritual Retreat http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spiritual-retreat/ For Quiet Moments http://www.gospelcom.net/rbc/odb/odb.shtml Seeking? http://www.reasons4faith.org/ [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
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New Diet Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet of paper with a diet on it. I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds. When Jan returns, The doctor's amazed to see a loss of nearly 20 pounds. Why, that's amazing! the doctor says. Did you follow my instructions? Jan nods, I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day. From hunger, you mean? asked the doctor. No, from skipping.
[ funny jokes ] Odds are 1 in 360
1 in 360 During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, Our odds are 1 in 360 that we'll get out of here. How did you come up with that? someone asked. Well, he replied, one of the degrees on the compass has to be right. Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea For a virtual visit go to http://www.lifestorywriting.net/ My Blog: http://storyladyincardiffbythesea.blogspot.com/ Join the fun at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/life-story-writing/ For Thelly Thoughts go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ThellyThoughts Share at Thelly's Spiritual Retreat http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spiritual-retreat/ For Quiet Moments http://www.gospelcom.net/rbc/odb/odb.shtml Seeking? http://www.reasons4faith.org/ [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[ funny jokes ] funnies for you
Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller? He wanted to grow mash potatoes. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow too pasture. Why did the farmer call his pig Ink? Because it was always running out of the pen. What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock! Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He has got no beef. Messages in this topic (1)
