Re: [Goanet] The invasion of the security guards

2007-11-07 Thread Frederick [FN] Noronha * फ्रेडरिक नोरोंया
Hi Rajan:

Read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gated_communities

We could all do our bit to stop it happening. But are we first willing
to stay at home, Probably become coconut pluckers instead. Not get
seduced by globalisation. Or think of engineering, finance or
journalism jobs that show us the good things in life.

Are we up to it? Do we have what it takes? Or will we just crib when
some things don't go our way? FN

On 07/11/2007, Rajan P. Parrikar [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 To Goanet -
 You find them everywhere these days.  By everywhere I mean not just in Goa
 but in all the Indian metros. Young men from Bihar, Jharkhand, and UP
 dressed in uniforms and posted as guards.  They mill around apartment
 complexes, malls, banks, offices - they are everywhere.

-- 
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Re: [Goanet] The invasion of the security guards

2007-11-07 Thread Rajan P. Parrikar

To Goanet -

To further sharpen my point, take a look at this
picture -

http://www.parrikar.org/images/samples/guard.jpg

He was the guard (Shri Tripathi, from UP) at my
bank in Panjim.  I had had it with the mayhem
at the queues at the cashier's counter.  This
fellow would simply stand there and stare
at the ceiling while people cut lines, shoved
and pushed their way.  One day I told him that
he should be doing his duty and enforcing order
at the lines, and I walked out.  He came running
after me and pleaded, Sahib, people scold
me if I tell them anything.  Please tell me what
I should do.

My response: You are the fellow with the
big gun.  Shoot them.

I don't think you can have a better illustration
of the absurdity of this security guard charade
we now have on our hands.

Warm regards,



r


[Goanet] The invasion of the security guards

2007-11-06 Thread Rajan P. Parrikar

To Goanet -

You find them everywhere these days.  By everywhere I mean not just in Goa 
but in all the Indian metros. Young men from Bihar, Jharkhand, and UP 
dressed in


uniforms and posted as guards.  They mill around apartment complexes, malls, 
banks, offices - they are everywhere.


In Gurgaon where I lived at the beginning of this year, and in Bangalore 
where I currently live, it is a full-fledged orchestra at any major gated 
complex.  One fellow to peer into the car (to be joined by the rest of the 
orchestra if the occupant happens to be a lady), another to query the 
driver, the third to say, no, you can't go in, which is at once sorted out 
when you, the imperious Indian sahib, assume your airs and threaten dire 
consequences. Tattered registers are brought out, names  numbers jotted 
down (all by different fellows), and finally, an order is issued in chorus 
to the final member, the technical expert, to push the gate lever.  The 
icing
on the cake is, whenever a major theft occurs within the complex, complicity 
of the guards is the first thing to be suspected.  I haven't yet seen this 
level of absurdity in Goa but we are getting there quickly.


The security guard provides you anything but security. His primary function 
is to snore his nights away and while his days chatting with a fellow 
non-uniformed
ghatis - there is always at least one on offer, loitering around.  I see it 
at my Panjim bank all the time, even at nights.  Translated into plain 
English, the guard is simply a bum fouling Goan space, making money for his 
security agency as a billable body.  There are so many of them now that 
Yatin Parekh and his cohorts must have already worked out their vote bank 
calculus.



Warm regards,


r