[lace] RE: That table ribbon

2005-08-31 Thread Ronna Bruce
Hello everyone.
I have read over the various posts on the table ribbon contest. I don't 
usually, post much, but I was concerned about some posts discouraging negative 
comments. Several have talked about the negative comments, as well as the power 
we have and how it influences. I believe there is power in words. But there is 
also power and creativity in expressing our true feelings. Expressing true 
feelings is accepted if the feelings are positive, but often frowned upon if 
negative. Just because they are negative doesn't make them less real.
Someone (I appologize I didn't get the name) remarked that we often gain a 
positive by looking at the negative. From what I read, most negative comments 
were combined with positives or lead to a better understanding for all because 
someone persued them to a conclusion. I lurk on Archane and I was not offended 
by the comments made here. They certainly reflected the feel of the room at 
the convention when the new contest was announced. 
Some of us  ( my self included) are just disappointed at the size, because we 
are unsure we can create such a piece in only a year. That feeling will lead to 
one of two things: giving up because the goal is too high. Or a wonderful 
opportunity to create that piece that has been on your mind, but you would 
never have considered starting it becuase it was just too much. Now you have 
a challenge to accept or decline. 
We need a forum to express our doubts in the project, our abilities to 
accomplish it, and most of all to recieve encouragement and guideance. If we 
limit what we have to say to only the positive aspects, we are not being honest 
with ourselves or our human nature, and we loose the whole forum of ideas 
quality that is so wonderful about Archane.
I do feel we should always make a soul search for the good and the bad and 
express all of our feelings with equalality. I am still considering doing a 
piece, even though I will probably never be able to finish it in time, I wasn't 
even going to try, but after reading the posts I am more fired up and ready to 
work on this than ever.
So Please remember, if I had not read of the doubts running through everyone's 
minds I would not have considered even attempting this. I would have just 
racked my doubts up to new lace maker syndromn and never have even drawn the 
first draft.
 
Becasue it is so difficult to communicate in posts and I am not always as clear 
as I would like to be, let me say this. I hope my comments are not in any way 
insulting. I do not mean them to be. I understand that the message board is not 
often full of negative comments, but some times it is right to address the 
negative side of something, If we all are aware of the need to find positive 
and to monitor for chronic negativism, there should be no reason to worry 
because people are expressing their true feelings about a topic.
 
Now back to planning that Ribbon (draft two!).
 
Ronna in Omaha

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[lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread Lynn Carpenter
Barbara Joyce [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

Speaking of which, I had the pleasure of demonstrating bobbin lace at the
Evergreen State Fair in Washington today, my first experience demonstrating
bobbin lace.

My goodness, if I had a nickel for everyone who said I was tatting, it would
have paid for my lunch!

I think it was someone on Arachne who blamed this on crossword puzzles,
where the clue To make lace always seems to be filled in with tat.

We did the opposite, demonstrating mostly-tatting at the Michigan Fiber
Festival a week and a half ago, and we do occasionally get Oh, look,
bobbin lace!  My grandmother had one of those 'tatting bobbins'.

This year one member brought a bobbin lace pillow, and there was another
demonstration set up by a second group with a lace pillow, so we could
easily point out the differences.

Usually the top comments we get are
Oh, my grandmother/great aunt used to tat!
followed by
But I never learned.
And then there is
I would never have the patience to do something like that.  (This from
people who will sit -- patiently? -- at a spinning wheel or weaving loom
for hour after hour.)  I usually say with a smile, I don't know if it's
patience so much as obsession!

Lynn Carpenter in SW Michigan, USA
alwen at i2k dot com

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[lace] 2006 Convention

2005-08-31 Thread Dmt11home
Tamara wrote:
You don't know the *half*... But you will; I told Debra to get *you* to  
tighten up my longwinded re-write of the rules ... :)  
 
 
I can see that the first rule of volunteer organizations is being applied  
here, If you complain about something, you get the job of fixing it. I try  
never to complain about something unless it is very clear that I would be 
unable 
 to fix it. The last thing I complained about was the lack of publicity for 
the  New Jersey Convention. As you may recall, I was made Publicity Chairman.
 
Tamara wrote:
Before I could google-locate and mail-order the 
necessary tools  (including the calipers - like everything else 
connected to *hand*  manipulation, they're getting harder and harder to 
find), 
 
 
I was going to suggest starting with the scientific company that Ulrike has  
us get the teeny, tiny insect pins from. Perhaps they have teeny, tiny  
calipers.
 
Tamara wrote: 
 
And I hope that my negative comments will have been productive  
enough, in the long run, to make the rules of the contest easier to  
understand for everyone, so that you can enter the competition without  
making life difficult for the organisers by flooding them with  
questions, or feel hurt when your entries are rejected for some -  
obscure - reason, because of a misunderstanding...
 
 
One thing I learned in my brief stint as Publicity Chairman is there  is no 
such thing as bad publicity. I think that the contest organizers owe you a  
debt of gratitude for creating a controversy out of their contest and thus  
drawing attention to it. I would almost suspect that Contest Chairman Debra  
Jenny 
put you up to it. Except that I know she didn't because she asked me to  talk 
it up. Here was I, at a total loss, wondering how to draw attention to this  
contest. On the floor of my office lie crumpled pieces of paper with my 
rejected  ideas for stirring up interest. One says, Big Foot always uses a 
table 
ribbon  when he entertains his relatives. Another says, Underneath Roslyn 
Chapel,  hidden by the Knights Templar, is the table ribbon used at the Last 
Supper...  But never did I have the breathtaking imagination to posit that 
there 
might be a  shadowy figure north of the border, possibly with a German accent, 
who had  defied the laws of physics, and the principles of lace, by contriving 
a  perfectly flat table decoration and was now seeking to corrupt the 2006 
contest  of the International Old Lacers, seizing the coveted title of first 
place  winner, in a sordid affair reminiscent of the 1918 World Series scandal. 
Not  since my days at OSU when the beloved mascot, the Buckeye, was kidnapped 
and  held for ransom and we all waited with baited breath to see if there would 
be  enough signatures demanding his release to free him, have I been so caught 
up.  :-)
 
Devon
totally focused on the minutiae of the Table Ribbon contest in New  Jersey

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RE: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread C. Johnson
Hi Lynn,

You said:
We did the opposite, demonstrating mostly-tatting at the Michigan Fiber
Festival a week and a half ago, and we do occasionally get Oh, look,
bobbin lace!  My grandmother had one of those 'tatting bobbins'.

I was at the Michigan Fiber Festival on Sunday and visited your booth. 
You have a lovely, informative display.  Thanks for going the extra mile.

Keep up the good work!

Susie Johnson
Morris Illinois
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Re: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread Laceandbits
I would never have the patience to do something like that. 

This is one of the most common comments, in response to which I usually
either ask what their hobbies are (if they have any at all) or ask them if
they
knit.  I then say I don't have the patience to do plain knitting (that's what
my
machines are for) so if I hand knit it has to be fairisle or cable or lace,
and even then I find it boring compared to bobbin lace.

But one of the most unbelievable comments I ever heard was when I was
demonstrating solo, but with a steady stream of children working on 'the
snake'.  A
Mum came by with two little girls in the 6 to 9 age range, who both wanted to
see what I was doing.  She caught hold of their hands and dragged them away
with the memorable explanation
You wouldn't be interested in that - it *takes time*

I wonder what that family did with their time that it was too precious to do
crafts with some of it.  Watch television?  Play computer games?  Retail
therapy?  Well, not expand their children's knowledge of what goes on in the
wider
world, that's for sure.

Jacquie in Lincolnshire

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Re: [lace] Ruskin Quote

2005-08-31 Thread Jeriames
In a message dated 8/31/05 12:29:13 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
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 Can someone find it for me, in full, pretty please? Date and source 
 (publication) gratefully accepted :)
 Thanks for pointing me/us in this direction, Tamara...
 
 Excerpt
 
 The real good of a piece of lace, then, you will find, is that it should 
 show, first, that the designer of it had a pretty fancy; next, that the 
 maker of 
 it had fine fingers; lastly, that the wearer of it has worthiness or dignity 
 
 enough to obtain what is difficult to obtain, and common sense enough not to 
 
 wear it on all occasions. 
 John Ruskin, A Joy Forever (1857) 
 

Dear Lacemakers,

The quote also appears in a 20th C. book (post-1857) some Arachnes may own, 
Ruskin Lace  Linen Work by Elizabeth Prickett, originally published by 
Batsford, 1985.  May still be available from Dover, paperbound, 0-486-25291-4, 
originally $6.95.  Lacemakers who favor needlelaces would enjoy the book.  The 
work is a combination of drawn thread, cut linen, and needlepoint lace.  
Reminds 
of Reticella.

I once spent a week in the Lake District of England with Elizabeth Prickett 
as tour hostess - visiting all the lace and embroidery sites in the area, 
Wordsworth and Ruskin homes, etc.  A rare and wonderful experience to savor in 
old 
age.  Truly one of the most beautiful regions in England.  One panoramic scene 
(combined with silence, sunshine, pleasant temperature, fresh air and breeze) 
was so beautiful that I thought This must be what Heaven is like.  No 
wonder such beautiful poetry was written in the Lake District.

Jeri Ames in Maine USA
Lace and Embroidery Resource Center

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RE: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread Elizabeth Pass
And then there is
I would never have the patience to do something like that.  



My answer - You learn the patience when you learn the lace!


Liz Pass 
(in Poole)

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Re: [lace] post Katrina - waiting for news

2005-08-31 Thread Jeriames
In a message dated 8/30/05 10:01:49 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
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 I've officially checked in with my employer (U.S. Army Corps of Engineers) 
 and at this time am told to hold where I am - eventually I'll get an 
 assignment.  Doing something is better than sitting and wondering.  I haven't 
 been 
 able to focus on my lace or the book I brought yet.  I guess part of me 
 thought 
 we'd be able to pack up and head home today, but now it looks like next week 
 will be the earliest.  I have no idea what's left of my house.  Since the 
 news hasn't specifically talked about the suburb I live in, we're being 
 optimistic that no news is good news. 
 
 Beth McCasland
 

Dear Beth in Louisiana,

This is a time you will always remember.  Always.  May I suggest you set 
aside the project you will have difficulty concentrating on, but still make a 
small remembrance?  Perhaps a heart that you can display always?  Even from 
scrap(s) of fabric or ribbon.  (A small heart pincushion in crazy patchwork of 
4 
pieces - representing the four Gulf states -- securly stitched together and 
trimmed with a piece of lace edging?)  Embroider Katrina and date on the back.

This may seem silly, but years from now, you may be happy to have such a 
keepsake as a symbol of this time in your life when the world around you needed 
to 
be dried out and stitched back together.

Thank you for the work you will soon be doing to benefit your fellow 
citizens.

Wishing you only good experiences,

Jeri Ames in Maine USA

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Re: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread Barb ETx

My answer is.. that you have to be curious and have lots of want-to.
BarbE
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And then there is

I would never have the patience to do something like that.




My answer - You learn the patience when you learn the lace!


Liz Pass
(in Poole)

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Re: [lace] Eye candy for lace knitters

2005-08-31 Thread debbie
A few days late with a reply, but I'd like to thank Brenda for showing us 
these sites.  A lot of beautiful pieces there.  One in particular caught my 
eye.


On the first page of the Michael Kaprelian site there is a hexagonal shaped 
doily that I'd like to get the pattern for (5th from the bottom.)  I did a 
search and came up with this: 
http://melody.virelai.net/blog/c/archives/2005/07/07T152313 I was wondering 
if anyone here has the publication referred to and can tell me if the 
pattern is in there and possibly any contact info so I can try to find out 
if it's available.


I could write to Michael, but there is no email address on his site, only a 
guest book.  I will use that if I need to.


BTW, as to my interest in that particular doily, I collect hexagonal shaped 
items.  Buttons, beads, small(trinket) boxes, etc.


Thanks,

Debbie


At 09:26 PM 08/28/2005 +0100, Brenda Paternoster wrote:

Deaar Spiders
I've recently learned of two websites with images of knitted lace:

Michael Kaprelian
http://www.angelfire.com/on2/fwlaceknitter/

Melanie Ellingson
http://www.imageevent.com/melaniee

Brenda
http://paternoster.orpheusweb.co.uk/


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RE: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread Alice Howell

At 07:57 AM 8/31/2005, you wrote:

And then there is
I would never have the patience to do something like that.
My answer - You learn the patience when you learn the lace!



My answer - You only need patience when you have to do things you don't 
enjoy doing.  I have to admit that I get some startled looks sometimes.


Alice in Oregon -- getting ready for a full day of demo at state fair today 
with my friend who got Judges Choice for her tablecloth. 


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Re: [lace] That table ribbon

2005-08-31 Thread Ilske Thomsen

Dear Anne,
I try to answer your questions but I myself haven't one. So I tell you 
what I saw by other lace friends. Mostly this runner is placed 
lengthwise in the middle of the table. Some let it lay during the meals 
others take it away and let it there only for decoration of the table.
If the table is round there are often two of them crosswise. Sometimes 
these runners are as long as the tablecloth, sometimes only as long as 
the table itself, sometimes still shorter than the table.
And what belongs candles or flowers every person did it as she wants. 
Find your own way to decorate it feel free to do as you want. But if 
you make one of yourself you should present the runner for itself.
With other words you can do as you want. the first time I saw table 
runners nearly 50 years ago, there was only the table without cloth but 
one tablerunner under each plate, so in the middle was a little runner 
Mountain. Those were woven ones with the typical Swedish motivs and 
colors. In the sixties they were in fashion in Germany and coming from 
Danmark in the typical Danish colors and motives together with 
warmers for eggs. I still have some.
I never asked if there are rules in Sweden or Danmark for the table 
runners but I have the opinion it up to every person.

Hope I could answer all your questions.



This contest intrigues me.  I would love to create a piece of  lace 
that is
truly a feast for my mind's eye -- something that I could bring out  
with my
other holiday decorations and that would come to mean Christmas  (or 
whatever
holiday) and that I could pass on to my son's future family  for THEIR 
holiday

tradition.
Please do so and after the contest let us see in our arachne foto 
album, I am very curious.
It's amusing I got about four ideas for this contest meanwhile I don't 
want a table runner, but it was the same with my lace scarf.

Greetings

Ilske

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Re: [lace] post Katrina - waiting for news

2005-08-31 Thread Ilske Thomsen

Dear Beth,
I am happy that you are safe and I hope you will find your house 
undamaged.

All my best wishes for all who are concerned in this catastrophe.
Greetings

Ilske

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Re: [lace] post Katrina - waiting for news

2005-08-31 Thread RicTorr8
In a message dated 8/31/2005 10:40:53 AM Mountain Daylight Time, 
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 Dear Beth,
 I am happy that you are safe and I hope you will find your house 
 undamaged.
 All my best wishes for all who are concerned in this catastrophe.
 Greetings
 
 Ilske


Amen to that! I hope (and assume) that Beth and any others who might be 
affected by this disaster are monitoring the news about the current evacuation 
of 
New Orleans before they attempt any return, and will be able to find temporary 
shelter and comforrt adequate to sustain them through this terrible time. I 
will be joining others in the Governors' request for a day of prayer today for 
those affected by this great tragedy. 

Prayers and sympathy from Ricki (and others) in Utah

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Fw: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread dsl220307

Sorry I think I send it to the private adr.
!


some remarks here in DK is its to difficult for me to learn I say it is 
easy if you can count to four, you can learn it, I can't count to four I 
say Then two, will do, so no exuse not to learn bobbin lace.

Dorte in Denmark
www.f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dorte_zielke/my_photos
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My answer is.. that you have to be curious and have lots of want-to.
BarbE
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And then there is

I would never have the patience to do something like that.




My answer - You learn the patience when you learn the lace!


Liz Pass
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[lace] The Professor

2005-08-31 Thread Tess Parrish
It grieves me to have to report that the Professor has been taken ill 
in the last couple of weeks and has had to undergo surgery for cancer.  
I am sure that you will all be as concerned as I am.  He is still in 
the hospital and unable to receive email, but I know that many of you 
will want to send him get-well messages.


If you will send me your notes, I will gather them all up and send them 
to his wife so that she can print them out and take them to the 
hospital for him.  I think this is the best way to let him know how 
much we all appreciate what he has done for us in the past few years.


While I'm sure he will be laid up for a while to come (and no doubt 
champing at the bit to get back to work!), I have complete faith in his 
recovery and am taking this time to catch up on some of the scanning 
which has been piling up.


But I thought you would all like to know...

Tess ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) 
 


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Re: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread Sue Clemenger
I don't do much lace, lately, but I've heard that particular, 
disparaging comment for decades, and in reference to a variety of forms 
of needlework (quilting, monochrome embroidery, spinning, knitting).  My 
mother was a great one for saying it (more in honest bewilderment than 
anything), but then, it's through her family that I inherited the 
ability to sit and concentrate on stuff, as well as the *need* to do it. 
 Her father was a weaver in his spare time, and came from a family of 
weavers.  It just skipped her part of the family gene pool.  Skipped 
most (but not all) of my cousins, as well.  I really do think it's 
either one of those things a person *gets*, or they just *don't get.* 
Which is what makes lists like this so wonderful, because it reminds me 
I'm not a lone, lost soul up here in NW Montana...there are others like 
me in just about every continent on the planet! ;-D

--Sue (Montana, USA)

Elizabeth Pass wrote:


And then there is
I would never have the patience to do something like that.  





My answer - You learn the patience when you learn the lace!


Liz Pass 
(in Poole)




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[lace] The Professor

2005-08-31 Thread Dmt11home
I am very distressed to hear that Professor Ralph Griswold, our Professor,  
has been so seriously ill. Although we know him as the wizard who has given us  
the Digital Archive of Documents Related to Lace and Weaving, those who have  
read his biography at _http://www.cs.arizona.edu/~ralph/index.html_ 
(http://www.cs.arizona.edu/~ralph/index.html)  know  that he has had a very 
distinguished career in the development of computer  languages. It was our 
great good 
fortune when his interest in the mathematical  aspects of weaving led him to 
institute the Digital Archive of Weaving. When  Tess presented herself to him 
as a 
willing scanner of lace documents a great  partnership was begun. Together 
they have taken a subject that had formerly been  among to hardest to research 
and transformed it into one of the easiest to  research by gathering all the 
obscure magazine articles and hard to find books  together in one site. It has 
been our great good fortune to have him and his  talents allied with our 
interests. 
 
I know others will join me in expressing the wish that the Professor will  be 
feeling better soon.
 
Devon

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Re: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread Barbara Joyce
I don't consider that comment disparaging, unless perhaps it is
self-depricating on the part of the speaker. When they say they think bobbin
lace takes patience, I take it as a compliment.

I do correct them, though, and let them know that (as Alice has already
pointed out), it only takes patience if you don't enjoy it. One man
yesterday was incredulous at that, and asked me flat out if I could say I
really *enjoy* making bobbin lace. When I smiled broadly and insisted that
it is great fun and one of my favorite activities, I think he was really
impressed!

Barbara Joyce
Snoqualmie, WA
USA



 I don't do much lace, lately, but I've heard that particular,
 disparaging comment for decades, snip --Sue (Montana, USA)
 
 Elizabeth Pass wrote:
 
 And then there is
 I would never have the patience to do something like that.
 
 
 
 
 My answer - You learn the patience when you learn the lace!
 
 
 Liz Pass 
 (in Poole)
 
 
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Re: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread RicTorr8
In a message dated 8/31/2005 12:37:15 PM Mountain Daylight Time, 
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 When they say they think bobbin
 lace takes patience, I take it as a compliment.
 
 I do correct them, though, and let them know that (as Alice has already
 pointed out), it only takes patience if you don't enjoy it. 


These comments remind me of others I've heard, whenever someone undertakes a 
long-term commitment, such as earning a degree, or learning any skill that 
takes time to execute and perfect. That is: Time is going to pass anyway - you 
might as well use it to accomplish something meaningful to you.

It seems to me that virtually everything worth doing requires a lot in terms 
of time, patience, and commitment.

Just my $.02 worth

Regards,
Ricki in Utah 

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Re: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread CLIVE Rice
I had the following comment at a demonstration this past July, My 
grandmother tatted, but she used a different thingy to do it.  I had a 
shuttle and bit of tatting nearby to show her the difference.  Then I got, 
Yes, that is the bobbin she used, but I like the way you tat with so many 
sticks.  Go figure - This is a common exchange at most demonstrations. 
Different times, different people...


Happy Lacemaking,
Betty Ann Rice in Roanoke, Virginia USA

- Original Message - 
From: Lynn Carpenter [EMAIL PROTECTED]

We did the opposite, demonstrating mostly-tatting at the Michigan Fiber
Festival a week and a half ago, and we do occasionally get Oh, look,
bobbin lace!  My grandmother had one of those 'tatting bobbins'.


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[lace] Re: Quebec websites

2005-08-31 Thread Pene Piip

Thanks, Bev, for this information. No one yet had replied to my query.
Pene

At 07:54 AM 8/31/2005, you wrote:

Hi Pene
I'm not sure if anyone has responded to your question - I understand the
websites will be up by December (I'm not even sure where I read this!
maybe in the announcement they sent)
hope this helps\
bev

--
bye for now
Bev in Sooke, BC (on Vancouver Island, west coast of Canada)
Cdn. floral bobbins
www.woodhavenbobbins.com


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Re: [lace] The Professor

2005-08-31 Thread CLIVE Rice
Tess, do you have a snail mail address for The Professor?  That is a good 
way for his wife to receive messages and cards for him.  I really do like to 
send cards by USPS.  Thanks,


Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia USA

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From: Tess Parrish [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: lace@arachne.com
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 1:27 PM
Subject: [lace] The Professor


It grieves me to have to report that the Professor has been taken ill in 
the last couple of weeks and has had to undergo surgery for cancer.  I am 
sure that you will all be as concerned as I am.  He is still in the 
hospital and unable to receive email, but I know that many of you will 
want to send him get-well messages.
(snip) 


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Re: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread RicTorr8
In a message dated 8/31/2005 1:08:46 PM Mountain Daylight Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 had the following comment at a demonstration this past July, My 
 grandmother tatted, but she used a different thingy to do it.  I had a 
 shuttle and bit of tatting nearby to show her the difference.  Then I got, 
 Yes, that is the bobbin she used, but I like the way you tat with so many 
 sticks.  Go figure - This is a common exchange at most demonstrations. 
 Different times, different people...
 


::)) Makes me wonder, though -- IS there another verb to use besides 
making lace (when it isn't tatting, that is)? Lacing doesn't seem right! 
If 
not, maybe we need to invent a new verb, dust off an old one, or import one 
from another language! 

Ricki in Utah 

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[lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread robinlace
From: Barbara Joyce [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 I do correct them, though, and let them know that (as Alice has 
 alreadypointed out), it only takes patience if you don't enjoy it. 
 One man yesterday was incredulous at that, and asked me flat out if I 
 could say I really *enjoy* making bobbin lace. 


I like my friend's answer:  No, weeding takes patience.  Dusting takes 
patience. Washing dishes takes patience.  Lacemaking is FUN!

I point out that if it took patience, I couldn't do it--I have none.  
However, I don't mind the patience remark as much as, Oh, that's so 
tedious!  By definition, it can't be tedious--tedious is when you're 
not having fun doing what you're doing.

Robin P.
Los Angeles, California, USA
(formerly  Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
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Re: [lace] Re: Bobbin Lace - no, not tatting!

2005-08-31 Thread Lorri Ferguson
  And then there is
  I would never have the patience to do something like that.



  My answer - You learn the patience when you learn the lace!



  My answer is:  It doesn't take patience to do something you enjoy!
  Lorri

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Re: [lace] Re: That table ribbon

2005-08-31 Thread Weronika Patena
Hmm...  All this talking is starting to make me feel like trying this...

Can people who aren't actually at the convention submit entries?  I'd
love to go, but I'm not sure I'll be able to, and it'd be pretty silly
to make a table ribbon and then realize I can't use it. 

Weronika

On Wed, Aug 31, 2005 at 10:40:55PM -0400, Tamara P. Duvall wrote:
 On Aug 31, 2005, at 2:28, Ronna Bruce wrote:
 
 *Do* accept :) Even if you don't finish in time, you'll have had the 
 thrill of *designing* - either from scratch, or by adapting an 
 existing pattern so that it conforms to the specifics, but hardly 
 resembles the original...

 ...
 
 Once you've decided on a design, an inch (linear, not square) *a week* 
 should see you through it, with time to spare. If your design has a lot 
 of empty spaces (lacy), that should be entirely do-able. Of course, you 
 might have to get yourself a new pillow and bobbin set, all dedicated 
 to the project, but, from all I've seen on the list, that's not 
 supposed to be a *hardship*, but something to look forward to g
 
 Cheeze... If I keep on, I'll talk *myself* into this silly idea; I'd 
 better quit right now... :)
 
 -- 
 Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/
 Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
 
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[lace] Re: Bobbin Lace/patience

2005-08-31 Thread Tamara P Duvall

On Aug 31, 2005, at 9:30, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Jacquie) wrote:


[...] one of the most unbelievable comments I ever heard was when I was
demonstrating solo, but with a steady stream of children working on 
'the
snake'.  A Mum came by with two little girls in the 6 to 9 age range, 
who both wanted to see what I was doing.  She caught hold of their 
hands and dragged them away
with the memorable explanation You wouldn't be interested in that - 
it *takes time*


I wonder what that family did with their time that it was too precious 
to do

crafts with some of it.  Watch television?  Play computer games?


Probably. Once upon a time - some 6-7 yrs ago - I agreed too babysit a 
child of an acquaintance. Mom was off to the hospital 70 miles away for 
surgery, Dad was gonna be with her until they threw him out, and not 
back in town until late at night. The child was 7, and I was to pick 
her up from school, feed her, supervise homework, amuse her till 
bedtime, make sure she went to bed clean and read-to and wait for Dad's 
return and report.


I didn't know the child well, but well enough to know shewas smart, so 
figured homework wasn't going to take up much time, and we'd be left 
with a big, yawning gap in which to worry about her Mom. So I took a 
spare pillow, all set up with wound bobbins and a pricking and let her 
loose at it. She was a natural, so time flew and, by suppertime, she 
had an - almost - finished project (a 6pair, 4, bracelet, in 3 
colours, with sewing footside at both sides).


Because she was so excited about it (and got me excited about the 
possibility of having another lacemaker right in town g), I left the 
set-up with her and told her that I'd be happy to come back, even 
daily, if she wanted to pursue it. Mom came back from the hospital the 
day after, and another day later I got a phone call from her...


She didn't *precisely*, accuse me of corrupting her child. But she did 
blame me for upsetting the child's routine, and asked me to come and 
collect the pillow etc as soon as possible, before the child grew too 
attached to the idea of spending her time at handcrafts, instead of on 
the computer, or watching Public TV programs... Handcrafts - according 
to Mo - are a blind alley, while improving games on the puter or 
improving programs on TV are... well... improving g


And people wonder why, with their being the only other people in town 
who speak Polish, I'm not bosom buddies with her, even though our 
husbands (and Severn's *not* Polish) are such good friends :)


As for the patience supposedly required for lacemaking... I agree 
with everyone who's said if it fascinates you, you don't *need* 
patience :)


I need patience not only for all the domestic chores that Robin has 
listed, but also to sit through a program on TV (my year's average 
has *plummetted* in the last couple of years - from 2hrs a year, to 1hr 
a year, measured over a 2-yr period. I *don't have the time* g)... I 
need patience to survive through a coctail party (3 hrs wasted on 
exchanging polite inanities)...


Lacemaking and patience I don't even *think* of in the same cell of 
brain-space... :) Lacemaking - with its puzzles and knots - can bring 
frustration and irritation, and every curse-word I've ever collected 
in every language, but it's still exhilarating...  9 times out of 10, 
the silliness of the world *outside lace* brings an eye-roll (Heaven, 
are you counting my brownie points for patience?) and I've survived 
worse; I'll survive this attitude...

--
Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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[lace] Fwd: Re: That table ribbon

2005-08-31 Thread Tamara P Duvall
I'm forwarding (without asking permission - Avital, please forgive 
g), because I think this is a question that might exercise other 
people as well. And it's in English (sometimes, I wonder what Weronika 
and I are doing, writing/talking English to one another g)



From: Weronika Patena [EMAIL PROTECTED]


Hmm...  All this talking is starting to make me feel like trying 
this...


Can people who aren't actually at the convention submit entries?  I'd
love to go, but I'm not sure I'll be able to, and it'd be pretty silly
to make a table ribbon and then realize I can't use it.


Yes, yes, and YES! You *don't have to attend* the Convention to submit 
an entry (and, as I'm hoping to go myself, I'll be happy to collect 
your entry and mail it to you once I'm back within US, if you designate 
me as the pick-up person).


You *do*, however, have to be a *member of IOLI*, to participate in the 
competition. So, if you're tickled by the idea and the challenge, and 
would like to try your hand at it but you're not a member... JOIN! :)


http://www.internationaloldlacers.org/

--
Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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[lace] Table Ribbon

2005-08-31 Thread Elizabeth Ligeti
I am another one why Might enter - if I can only get one of my many ideas to 
work - drawing patterns is usually put in the too hard basket, as I cannot 
draw to save my life!!
I plan to enter a piece - for the first time ever,  - if I can just get my 
idea down on paper!!


Up till now, I thought it was only open to people who were at the 
Convention, but since Denver, I have found that it is open to Any member of 
IOLI - so - there is a competition out there that I just Have to 
enter!!


Better get back to the drawing board - literally!!!
Regards from Liz in Melbourne, Oz
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[lace] Re: Bobbin Lace/patience

2005-08-31 Thread robinlace
It may not be the mom who's the problem.  I've met a lot of kids who 
can't focus on anything for more than a few moments unless it beeps and 
whistles and changes colors.  If it doesn't have the action of a video 
game they won't pay attention.  It may be the mom was just bitter, 
knowing the kid wouldn't follow through.

Robin P.
Los Angeles, California, USA
(formerly  Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
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 On Aug 31, 2005, at 9:30, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Jacquie) wrote:
 A Mum came by with two little girls in the 6 to 9 age range, 
 who both wanted to see what I was doing.  She caught hold of 
 their hands and dragged them away
 with the memorable explanation You wouldn't be interested in 
 that - it *takes time*

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[lace] Macro-Honiton in color (was Re: That table ribbon)

2005-08-31 Thread robinlace
Tamara wrote:
 g), and I know of at least one person who'd done macro Honiton, 
 when she was first teaching herself. Granted, I've never seen Honiton 
 (regular, micro or macro) made in more than one colour but the 
advanced 
 people need a challenge too, no?

Take Debbie Beaver's class on Honiton Big and Bold!  She takes a 
traditional Honiton flower and blows it up to work it in sewing-machine 
thread (50/3 cotton?) in your choice of 3 colors.  THen you go on to 
other traditional shapes, like assorted leaves (botanical, not 
tallies), still in sewing-machine thread and color.  This gives the 
novice a chance to learn the techniques of Honiton without the 
frustration of dealing with ultra-fine thread at the same time (for 
novices, the techniques and the fine thread are probably both new).

Robin P.
Los Angeles, California, USA
(formerly  Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
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[lace-chat] Re: [lace] post Katrina - waiting for news

2005-08-31 Thread Scotlace
I've just seen the lunchtime news, here.  I don't think the situation in New 
Orleans and the other affected parts can be any worse than it is.  There is a 
forecast of 4 weeks to pump out the water, at least that long to repair the 
clean water supply and possibly even longer for electric power to be restored.  
In the meantime how are people to live with no homes, possibly no work (no 
electricity) and the enormous risk now of disease.  I hope for Beth's sake that 
her optimism is justified.  But at least she is alive and safe.

And in Bagdad over 600 people , mainly women and children0 on a religious 
pilgrimage killed in a stampede caused by the rumour a suicide bomber was among 
them.

So much grief everywhere.

Patricia in Wales
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[lace-chat] smaller knitting needles

2005-08-31 Thread Lynn Carpenter
susan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

i don't know why i forgot that lacis is an american company.  i'm sure
someone brought that up in an email a few days ago.  they are the only
ones who carry a complete supply of knitting needles in the smaller
sizes.

I know of several US suppliers of the smaller size (00 to 8-0) knitting
needles besides Lacis.

Here are a few I can remember off the top of my head:
http://www.purseparadise.com/
http://www.baglady.com/
http://www.jklneedles.com/
http://www.mielkesfarm.com/

I'm sure I'll remember another two or three as soon as I press Send!

Lynn Carpenter in SW Michigan, USA
alwen at i2k dot com

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[lace-chat] Food for Thought

2005-08-31 Thread David Collyer
I grew up in the 40s/50s with practical parents. A mother, God love her,
who washed aluminium foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She
was the original recycle queen, before they had a name for it. A father
who was happier getting old shoes fixed, than buying new ones.

Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends
lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee
shirt and a hat and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand,
dishtowel in the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod,
the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress.

Things we keep. It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy.
All that re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful.
Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd
always be more.

But then my mother died, and on that clear summer's night, in the
warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that
sometimes there isn't any more.

Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away . . .
never to return. So, while we have it, it's best we love it, and care for
it,and fix it when it's broken, and heal it when it's sick.

This is true for marriage and old cars and children with bad report
cards and dogs with bad hips and aging parents and grandparents.

We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.
Some things we keep. Like a best friend that moved away, or a class-
mate we grew up with.

There are just some things that make life important, like people we
know who are special . . . and so, we keep them close!
I received this from someone who thinks I am a 'keeper,' so I've sent it
to the people I think of in the same way. Now it's your turn to send
this to those people that are keepers in your life.

Good friends are like stars . . . you don't always see them, but you
know they are always there. Keep them close!


TEN THINGS GOD WON'T ASK ON THAT DAY.
1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove, He'll ask how many
people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2. God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how
many people you welcomed into your home.

3. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask
how many you helped to clothe.

4. God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you
compromised your character to obtain it.

5. God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed
your job to the best of our ability.

6. God won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many
people to whom you were a friend.

7. God won't ask in what neighbourhood you lived, He'll ask how you
treated your neighbours.

8. God won't ask about the colour of your skin, He'll ask about the
content of your character.

9. God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation, He'll
lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of
Hell.

10. God won't have to ask how many people you forwarded this to,
He already knows whether or not you are ashamed to share this
information with your friends' Keeper

David in Ballarat
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Re: [lace-chat] smaller knitting needles

2005-08-31 Thread susan
thanks for the really great websites, especially the purse websites.   
i was just thinking i have a few bags of small beads from where i
wanted to try weaving belts.  i never even got one finished before i
decided it wasn't for me.  maybe some day, but not for a long while.
i could easily use them for a knitted purse.  beaded purses are nice
gifts and heirlooms. 

i have a ton of things i have to finish, and still i keep looking for
new things to start!   




--- Lynn Carpenter [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 susan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 i don't know why i forgot that lacis is an american company.  i'm
 sure
 someone brought that up in an email a few days ago.  they are the
 only
 ones who carry a complete supply of knitting needles in the smaller
 sizes.
 
 I know of several US suppliers of the smaller size (00 to 8-0)
 knitting
 needles besides Lacis.
 
 Here are a few I can remember off the top of my head:
 http://www.purseparadise.com/
 http://www.baglady.com/
 http://www.jklneedles.com/
 http://www.mielkesfarm.com/
 
 I'm sure I'll remember another two or three as soon as I press
 Send!
 
 Lynn Carpenter in SW Michigan, USA
 alwen at i2k dot com
 
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from susan in tennessee,u.s.a.




Start your day with Yahoo! - make it your home page 
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[lace-chat] Fw: How to stay awake at meetings...

2005-08-31 Thread Maxine D
 To avoid falling asleep in meetings, seminars, focus groups and team
building
 discussions try this.

 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call,
 prepare yourself by drawing a square. Divide the card into columns-five
across and
 five down.

 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
 * synergy
 * strategic fit
 * core competencies
 * best practice
 * bottom line
 * revisit
 * take that off-line
 * 24/7
 * out of the loop
 * benchmark
 * value-added
 * proactive
 * win-win
 * think outside the box
 * fast track
 * result-driven
 * empower (or empowerment)
 * knowledge base
 * at the end of the day
 * touch base
 * mindset
 * client focus(ed)
 * paradigm
 * game plan
 * leverage

 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
words/phrases.

 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
 up and shout BUNGKUM

 Testimonials from satisfied Bungkum Bingo players:

 * I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won. - Jack W.
 * My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically. - David D.
 * The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited
 for the fifth box. - Ben G.
 * The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BUNGKUM' for the
 third time in two hours. - Kathleen L

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[lace-chat] Katrina

2005-08-31 Thread Scotlace
As I am off to Boston (Mass) tomorrow I shall be unsubscribing after I send 
this message.  So I won't hear of Beth's futurer situation in New Orleans.  I 
hope all goes well for her  -  as much as circumstances allow, anyway.

Patricia in Wales
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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: generous lover

2005-08-31 Thread Tamara P Duvall
OK; perhaps, *marginally* acceptable on chat... But we're all adults 
here at the moment, no? And it's funny... which, to me, is a redeeming 
feature above all others.



From: R.P.


A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi 
at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he 
asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife 
was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, 
the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby 
tiptoed into the bedroom.  The husband switched on the lights, yanked 
the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man...


The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, Don't 
do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I 
inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for 
our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer 
Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country 
club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!


Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. 
He looked
over at the cab driver and said, What would you do? The cabby said, 
I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold.


--
Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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