Re: Really? no cabal?
Nadav Har'El wrote:
Ok, this thread has gone for some time now, but PLEASE, if you plan on
continuing, at least do us a favor and explain what the f*** you're talking
about?
What on earth is a "cabal"? I'm assuming you're not talking about a
capacitor :)
A cabal is a capacitor. Just a capacitor. Nothing but a simple, humble capacitor.
It cannot and wil not, under any circumstances, alter weather, divert aircraft,
cause localized thunderclaps or influence the wheeling and dealing among
the nations and user groups.
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Re: Really? no cabal?
Quoth Marc A. Volovic on Mon, Jul 24, 2000: A cabal is a capacitor. Just a capacitor. Nothing but a simple, humble capacitor. It cannot and wil not, under any circumstances, alter weather, divert aircraft, cause localized thunderclaps or influence the wheeling and dealing among the nations and user groups. On the other hand, the IGLU Cable is really dangerous. Vadik. -- Prof:So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data encryption standard and they came up with ... Student: EBCDIC! = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Really? no cabal?
Vadim Vygonets wrote: Quoth Marc A. Volovic on Mon, Jul 24, 2000: A cabal is a capacitor. Just a capacitor. Nothing but a simple, humble capacitor. It cannot and wil not, under any circumstances, alter weather, divert aircraft, cause localized thunderclaps or influence the wheeling and dealing among the nations and user groups. On the other hand, the IGLU Cable is really dangerous. For all who wanted to ask and never dared: IGLU cable is differential SCSI cable, also known as "Centronics" SCSI cable. This cable is dangerous by itself, however, it is worth noting, that when the _other_ end of the cable is attached to external SCSI device know as ..., the cable becomes _really_ dangerous for users. To do so: 1. Attach external SCSI device known as to the _other_ end of the cable 2. Attach user to cable. Shortcut: 1. Ask _really_ stupid question on IGLU. The process described is called "Spanking" The external SCSI device known as ... is also known as IGLU Cabal. Vadik. -- -- Omer Mussaev051-308-214 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] systems programmer, Mercury Interactive/RND/Conduct/core = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Really? no cabal?
On Mon, 24 Jul 2000, Vadim Vygonets wrote: Quoth Marc A. Volovic on Mon, Jul 24, 2000: A cabal is a capacitor. Just a capacitor. Nothing but a simple, humble capacitor. It cannot and wil not, under any circumstances, alter weather, divert aircraft, cause localized thunderclaps or influence the wheeling and dealing among the nations and user groups. On the other hand, the IGLU Cable is really dangerous. Vadik. Especially an IGLU Differential SCSI Cable connected to a bank of 32x1MF capacitors charged to 8KV each. (And I mean megafarad, you sissies who get orgasm from measly microfarads!) --- Omer There is no IGLU cabal. WARNING: By sending me unsolicited commercial/political/religious E-mail message/s (known also as "spam"), you irrevocably agree to pay me US$500.- (plus any legal expenses incurred by my trying to collect the amount due) per unsolicited commercial/political/religious E-mail message - for the service of receiving it. = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Really? no cabal?
On Sun, Jul 23, 2000, Yossi Cohen wrote about "Really? no cabal?": You people were sure eager to deny a IGLU cabal. Way too eager...I think something is fishy here. Who is really in chagre? Come on, I've head from a good friend of mine that thetre is a IGLU canal. Ok, this thread has gone for some time now, but PLEASE, if you plan on continuing, at least do us a favor and explain what the f*** you're talking about? What on earth is a "cabal"? I'm assuming you're not talking about a capacitor :) -- Nadav Har'El| Sunday, Jul 23 2000, 21 Tammuz 5760 [EMAIL PROTECTED] |- Phone: +972-53-245868, ICQ 13349191 |If at first you don't succeed, skydiving http://nadav.harel.org.il |is not for you. = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Really? no cabal?
Nadav Har'El wrote: Ok, this thread has gone for some time now, but PLEASE, if you plan on continuing, at least do us a favor and explain what the f*** you're talking about? What on earth is a "cabal"? I'm assuming you're not talking about a capacitor :) Consulting either http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/ or your Pineal gland may shed some light on the matter. On the other hand it might also confuse the hell out of you. The two options are *not* mutually exclusive as some might come to expect. Whatever you you choose, please bare in mind the 5th article of the PENTABARF from the Principia Discordia: "A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads." Those who think this post is off topic do not understand Unix/Linux very well IMHO ;-)) I'll shut up now... -- Gilad Ben-Yossef [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://kagoor.com | +972(9)9565333 x230 | +972(54)756701 "I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force." = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Really? no cabal?
Nadav Har'El wrote: Ok, this thread has gone for some time now, but PLEASE, if you plan on continuing, at least do us a favor and explain what the f*** you're talking about? What on earth is a "cabal"? I'm assuming you're not talking about a capacitor :) Consulting either http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/ or your Pineal gland may shed some light on the matter. On the other hand it might also confuse the hell out of you. The two options are *not* mutually exclusive as some might come to expect. Whatever you you choose, please bare in mind the 5th article of the PENTABARF from the Principia Discordia: "A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads." I'll shut up now... -- Gilad Ben-Yossef [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://kagoor.com | +972(9)9565333 x230 | +972(54)756701 "I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force." = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Really? no cabal?
Nadav Har'El wrote: On Sun, Jul 23, 2000, Yossi Cohen wrote about "Really? no cabal?": You people were sure eager to deny a IGLU cabal. Way too eager...I think something is fishy here. Who is really in chagre? Come on, I've head from a good friend of mine that thetre is a IGLU canal. Ok, this thread has gone for some time now, but PLEASE, if you plan on continuing, at least do us a favor and explain what the f*** you're talking about? What on earth is a "cabal"? I'm assuming you're not talking about a capacitor :) Aargh. At the risk of ruining everybody's fun and actually letting newbies understand what's going on in this thread, I'm offering you this link, which discusses the original from which the 'IGLU cabal' thread seems to be copying. It may explain to you why everybody is ROTFLing when they see the "Really? no cabal?" subject. http://www.landfield.com/faqs/usenet/cabal-conspiracy-FAQ/ Sorry for my lack of sense of "fun". Herouth = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Really? no cabal?
On Sun, 23 Jul 2000, Nadav Har'El wrote: On Sun, Jul 23, 2000, Yossi Cohen wrote about "Really? no cabal?": You people were sure eager to deny a IGLU cabal. Way too eager...I think something is fishy here. Who is really in chagre? Come on, I've head from a good friend of mine that thetre is a IGLU canal. Ok, this thread has gone for some time now, but PLEASE, if you plan on continuing, at least do us a favor and explain what the f*** you're talking about? What on earth is a "cabal"? I'm assuming you're not talking about a capacitor :) I think he is referring to an organization similar to the mythical USENET cabal (references: Jargon file). Which, of course, doesn't exist. -- Moshe Zadka [EMAIL PROTECTED] There is no IGLU cabal. http://advogato.org/person/moshez = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
