Re: off-topic funny joke
On Mon, Jan 19, 2004, Ben-Nes Michael wrote about "off-topic funny joke": > Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were > talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I >... > "'One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and > in the darkness bind them.' "It is only two lines from a verse long known in > System-lore: I saw the same joke about Windows 95, back in 1996, in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup. See http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/96q1/parody.html. I guess that variants keep cropping up, as new Windows and/or Lord-of-the- Rings movies are released :) -- Nadav Har'El| Monday, Jan 19 2004, 25 Tevet 5764 [EMAIL PROTECTED] |- Phone: +972-53-790466, ICQ 13349191 |"A witty saying proves nothing." -- http://nadav.harel.org.il |Voltaire = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: off-topic funny joke
As old as I can remeber. I knew this one was told about windows NT3.51, when it was brand new... Ez. On Monday 19 January 2004 12:22, Ben-Nes Michael wrote: > ** if you try this for real, you may damage your microwave or disk *** > > Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were > talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I > told him how > happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. To > my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on. Instantly > I got very > upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: "Do not > worry, it is unharmed." > > After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: "Take a > close look at it." > > To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier > than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of > the central hole I saw > an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before. > The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a > great depth: > > 12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElOE5 IOCC98D444AA08EI324 "I > cannot understand the fiery letters," I said in a timid voice. > > "No but I can," he said. "The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the > language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common > English this is what it > says: > > "'One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all > and in the darkness bind them.' "It is only two lines from a verse long > known in System-lore: > > "'Three OS's from corporate-kings in their towers of glass, Seven from > valley-lords where orchards used to grow, Nine from dotcoms doomed to die, > One from the Dark > Lord Gates on his dark throne In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie. > One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and > in the > darkness bind them, In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.'" > > > And thus was born the Fellowship of the Ping. > > -- > Canaan Surfing Ltd. > Internet Service Providers > Ben-Nes Michael - Manager > Tel: 972-4-6991122 > Fax: 972-4-6990098 > http://www.canaan.net.il > -- > > > = > To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with > the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command > echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
off-topic funny joke
** if you try this for real, you may damage your microwave or disk *** Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: "Do not worry, it is unharmed." After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: "Take a close look at it." To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth: 12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElOE5 IOCC98D444AA08EI324 "I cannot understand the fiery letters," I said in a timid voice. "No but I can," he said. "The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says: "'One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.' "It is only two lines from a verse long known in System-lore: "'Three OS's from corporate-kings in their towers of glass, Seven from valley-lords where orchards used to grow, Nine from dotcoms doomed to die, One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie. One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.'" And thus was born the Fellowship of the Ping. -- Canaan Surfing Ltd. Internet Service Providers Ben-Nes Michael - Manager Tel: 972-4-6991122 Fax: 972-4-6990098 http://www.canaan.net.il -- = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Another joke
Inspired by RMS visit here. Letter to be sent to women replying to his "looking for love". :-) Dear x Thank you for showing your interest in providing the love in RMS's life. Before he will meet you, you must obtain a copy of, and agree to the LGLPL (Limited GNU Love Public License). Note that while RMS advocates "Free Software", he does not advocate "free love". In the interest of free and open software you will be required to obtain a mapping of all your genes and publish it. Once published, anyone may duplicate your genetic structure (source code) and modify as they will according to the terms of the LGLPL. Although you are required by the LGLPL to provide the source code for your genetic mapping you are not required to provide any actual genetic material. You will be required, though not on the first date, to accept genetic material from RMS and to actively assist in doing so. If you do receive genetic material from RMS, you also agree not to use it to (re)produce without the express permission of RMS. You will have to warrant that you have taken the necessary precautions to prevent the unathorized duplication of RMS' genetic material, where in combination with yours or anyone else's. You may decline the LGLPL at any time, however if you have exchanged genetic material with RMS, he retains ownership rights on anything produced with it. -- Geoffrey S. Mendelson MobilEye Vision Technologies Ltd, R.M.P.E House, 10 Hartom St. Har Hotzvim Jerusalem, 91450 Israel Tel: +972-2-5417-356 Cell: +972-55-667-090 Do sysadmins count networked sheep? = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
syrian virus (joke) ?
Dear receiver, You have just received a Syrian virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Syria, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know. Thank you very much for helping me. Fattoum, Hacker Cant help it good joke :) -- -- Canaan Surfing Ltd. Internet Service Providers Ben-Nes Michael - Manager Tel: 972-6-6925757 Fax: 972-6-6925858 http://www.canaan.co.il -- = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
joke
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Frank Lofaro) + others > > I was wondering if there is a good source of info about Linux > > and security. Preferrably free but I would like to know how > > to set up accounts and create groups and make sure that my > > system isn't holy! > >Use curses, and run lots of daemons. And make sure to have shadow passwords, skeleton accounts, zombie processes and ghostscript too. Also run SATAN, a security testing program (isn't that ironic, makes sure your system isn't either holey or holy! :) Allow hosts of which's. And make sure there are no nice processes. Oh, and don't forget to replace true with false. -- Nadav Har'El| Wednesday, Jul 26 2000, 23 Tammuz 5760 [EMAIL PROTECTED] |- Phone: +972-53-245868, ICQ 13349191 |If God is watching us, the least we can http://nadav.harel.org.il |do is be entertaining. = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Joke
Arrrgh. YABI(Yet another Bloody Idiot). This is not a joke list. Read the FAQ, and keep your worthless ramblings off the list. -- Ors. = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Joke
One Israel programmer found a magic lamp (like an alladin) Jinny came out of it and asked: what is your wishes.. The programmer says: my wish is... i want it to be pease between siria and israel, stop all kinds of terror, hamas and hizballah get punished and stop existing.. want to be the reachest man in the world, want to be the Master of the universe.. want to meat god personaly and be a friend of his... and i want the to have a best computer that will ever exists.. the jinny says: are you nuts? make another wish.. i can't do that.. Programmer: ok.. another wish.. i want windows 9x to be stable.. Jinny: uhh.. what was the first wish again? ;) = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Joke
Hi!! First, let me tell you I am sorry. It seems that some of the people has no sence of humor. About HTML messages, it was a default on my client, I changed it, so it will never happen again. If you like to flame, so please put a IT'S A FLAME subject so I can disregard the message and delete it. :))) Blessed be, GW. = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Joke
Oh, I'll tell you.. How about NOT sending your stuff in HTML?? some people here don't like HTML emails... Hetz At 14:28 27/03/2000 +0200, Game Wizard wrote: >Hi! > >A little joke I though would interest you: > >INTRODUCING the greatest and most powerful new chip out of INTEL's(TM) >Microprocessor Labs: The Potato(TM) Chip. > > >Finally, with much fanfare, the newest upgrade to the best selling >Pentium(TM) processor is released. The Potato(TM) Chip uses the latest in >biochemical and electonic engineering. This newly developed organic >microprocessor outshines the previous generation. > >The Potato(TM) Chip has 100% more speed, 100% more memory, 1/10th the heat >generation and 10% more starch than the traditional 200Mhz >PentiumPro(TM) Chip. > >The new Potato(TM) Chip will soon be available in several flavors: >Standard for the generic PC, Bar-b-que for those engineers and scientists >who need an extra kick, Cajun for secretaries so that the engineers can >drool over it, Sour-Cream and Onion for the very low end user, and Low >Sodium for the laptop market. > >Soon a modified version of the Potato(TM) Chip will be released for the >Very High End Computing sector. The new chip will be used in powerful >parallel and supercomputer systems. The chip will have a slightly modified >shape, color, and will be stackable. This project is code named Pringles(TM). > >Intel(TM) is beating out Motorola(TM) by two months for its own new chip: >The Tortilla(TM) Chip. Industry insiders believe that the marketing hype >for the Tortilla(TM) chip is overblown. Motorola's(TM) new chip is just >too late and too underpowered compared to the Intel processor. In >addition, the Tortilla(TM) is completely incompatible with the Potato(TM) >Chip and is based upon a very different technology. > > > >Tell me what you think :-))) > > > >Game Wizard. - Hetz Ben Hamo Sys. Admin. Intercomp http://www.cobol2java.com = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Joke
Hi! A little joke I though would interest you: INTRODUCING the greatest and most powerful new chip out of INTEL's(TM) Microprocessor Labs: The Potato(TM) Chip. Finally, with much fanfare, the newest upgrade to the best selling Pentium(TM) processor is released. The Potato(TM) Chip uses the latest in biochemical and electonic engineering. This newly developed organic microprocessor outshines the previous generation. The Potato(TM) Chip has 100% more speed, 100% more memory, 1/10th the heat generation and 10% more starch than the traditional 200Mhz PentiumPro(TM) Chip. The new Potato(TM) Chip will soon be available in several flavors: Standard for the generic PC, Bar-b-que for those engineers and scientists who need an extra kick, Cajun for secretaries so that the engineers can drool over it, Sour-Cream and Onion for the very low end user, and Low Sodium for the laptop market. Soon a modified version of the Potato(TM) Chip will be released for the Very High End Computing sector. The new chip will be used in powerful parallel and supercomputer systems. The chip will have a slightly modified shape, color, and will be stackable. This project is code named Pringles(TM). Intel(TM) is beating out Motorola(TM) by two months for its own new chip: The Tortilla(TM) Chip. Industry insiders believe that the marketing hype for the Tortilla(TM) chip is overblown. Motorola's(TM) new chip is just too late and too underpowered compared to the Intel processor. In addition, the Tortilla(TM) is completely incompatible with the Potato(TM) Chip and is based upon a very different technology. Tell me what you think :-))) Game Wizard.
Re: Joke: no surprise
On Wed, 15 Dec 1999, Stanislav Malyshev a.k.a Frodo wrote: > BR>> Ever wondered what is "more evil than satan" ? (Brr...!) > BR>> Why don't you harness the unimaginable AI of the internet search engines > BR>> to find out ? > > It's an old joke. In fact, "more evil" is enough. There was a good > analysis of this on Slashdot (everything gets to /. sooner or later...) > with more examples of easter eggs, some time ago. also evil satan... http://www.searchenginewatch.com/sereport/99/11-google.html -- Ira Abramov ; whois:IA58 ; www.scso.com ; all around Linux enthusiast fortune: too many tries = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Joke: no surprise
BR>> Ever wondered what is "more evil than satan" ? (Brr...!) BR>> Why don't you harness the unimaginable AI of the internet search engines BR>> to find out ? It's an old joke. In fact, "more evil" is enough. There was a good analysis of this on Slashdot (everything gets to /. sooner or later...) with more examples of easter eggs, some time ago. -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] \/ There shall be counsels taken Stanislav Malyshev /\ Stronger than Morgul-spells phone +972-3-9316425/\ JRRT LotR. http://sharat.co.il/frodo/ whois:!SM8333 = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Joke: no surprise
Ever wondered what is "more evil than satan" ? (Brr...!) Why don't you harness the unimaginable AI of the internet search engines to find out ? here, I've already made a search for you at google: check out the first result it gets... http://google.netscape.com/netscape?query=more+evil+than+satan ;) Boaz. = To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
