Re: [meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys
Dear List, Soggy-Bottom Boys; I am truly moved by your candor! Bernd made the point, and you have successfully satirized the foolishness of a couple very non-important issues. I offer a strong heartfelt BRAVO to Bernd, Dave, the two Johns, and would like to be on the dapper dan list and share gopher with you all's! ...or at least engage the intellectual stimulating conversationif any arises there delbert! Mine are not any better than u'ns, my river rocks that is, Green River has soggy bottoms and wonderfully tasty gophers too, Dave F. JKGwilliam wrote: I think this gets my vote for Post of the Week! Thanks to Dave for offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites with us. I have personally seen these wonderful stones and can attest to their pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms. Uh.speaking of that EX of yours Dave.uhdo you have a phone number for her;-) JKG At 10:14 PM 11/23/2004, DNAndrews wrote: [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: When you think one or more of our list members is a a little bit off or just plain whacky, then think again when one compares such folks to the seller, buyer and believers of this crap. I'm usually just a lurker, but all this Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Meteorite stuff has me in an uproar. Maybe they want to just share a gopher-on-a-stick or sing into a can . It just makes me just want to know why exactly they are here on this list cramming their crapola down our throat. Stellar grainswhat rock doesn't have those. For any Soggy-Bottom Meteorites...just come to my house. I have an entire backyard full of those critters and would very much like to get rid of them. Come on and haul them off at NO charge. My EX expected me to landscape the backyard with all these Martian and Lunar wonders, but she left and...oh wellnever got done. Now they are taking up room for OUR garden and I'll give them all away for free No million-dollars-per-gramabsolutely free. Get them out of my yard and they are yours for FREE No offer refused... Can we get back on track to METEORITES instead of who has the best eBay rating and talking about RIVER rocks!?!?!?!?!?! That's exactly what the Soggy-Bottom-Boys are sellingcommon river rocks. For me and Bernd Dave (Might as well sue me too shisters ) __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys
Mr Freeman, I certainly hope you aren't insinuating that your gophers are better tasting than those here in the REAL Soggy Boggy Bottom Land. Our fire roasted gophers have been rated number one and we have the statistics to prove it. Just ask all of our returning customers. We're not trying to make a profit on our BBQd rodents, we only want to recover our costs from doing research about preserving and documenting gopher villages. Recently, we found out that GV244 (Gopher Village 244) and GV 251 are probably one and the same. However, the truth may never be told because some gopher hunter don't report the real locations of their finds. Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Boy#2 PS...our soggy bottoms are also rated #1 At 07:55 AM 11/24/2004, David Freeman wrote: Dear List, Soggy-Bottom Boys; I am truly moved by your candor! Bernd made the point, and you have successfully satirized the foolishness of a couple very non-important issues. I offer a strong heartfelt BRAVO to Bernd, Dave, the two Johns, and would like to be on the dapper dan list and share gopher with you all's! ...or at least engage the intellectual stimulating conversationif any arises there delbert! Mine are not any better than u'ns, my river rocks that is, Green River has soggy bottoms and wonderfully tasty gophers too, Dave F. JKGwilliam wrote: I think this gets my vote for Post of the Week! Thanks to Dave for offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites with us. I have personally seen these wonderful stones and can attest to their pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms. Uh.speaking of that EX of yours Dave.uhdo you have a phone number for her;-) JKG At 10:14 PM 11/23/2004, DNAndrews wrote: [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: When you think one or more of our list members is a a little bit off or just plain whacky, then think again when one compares such folks to the seller, buyer and believers of this crap. I'm usually just a lurker, but all this Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Meteorite stuff has me in an uproar. Maybe they want to just share a gopher-on-a-stick or sing into a can . It just makes me just want to know why exactly they are here on this list cramming their crapola down our throat. Stellar grainswhat rock doesn't have those. For any Soggy-Bottom Meteorites...just come to my house. I have an entire backyard full of those critters and would very much like to get rid of them. Come on and haul them off at NO charge. My EX expected me to landscape the backyard with all these Martian and Lunar wonders, but she left and...oh wellnever got done. Now they are taking up room for OUR garden and I'll give them all away for free No million-dollars-per-gramabsolutely free. Get them out of my yard and they are yours for FREE No offer refused... Can we get back on track to METEORITES instead of who has the best eBay rating and talking about RIVER rocks!?!?!?!?!?! That's exactly what the Soggy-Bottom-Boys are sellingcommon river rocks. For me and Bernd Dave (Might as well sue me too shisters ) __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys
Hi List Hope you guys realize that in the deep south, theres another gopher and hit taint a rodent. Might want to take into account the southern vernacular so folks don't misunderstand and go after youse for ettin a critter thats on that thar fedral list. Kentucki good ol'boy On November 24, 5:57 pm JKGwilliam [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Mr Freeman, I certainly hope you aren't insinuating that your gophers are better tasting than those here in the REAL Soggy Boggy Bottom Land. Our fire roasted gophers have been rated number one and we have the statistics to prove it. Just ask all of our returning customers. We're not trying to make a profit on our BBQd rodents, we only want to recover our costs from doing research about preserving and documenting gopher villages. Recently, we found out that GV244 (Gopher Village 244) and GV 251 are probably one and the same. However, the truth may never be told because some gopher hunter don't report the real locations of their finds. Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Boy#2 PS...our soggy bottoms are also rated #1 At 07:55 AM 11/24/2004, David Freeman wrote: Dear List, Soggy-Bottom Boys; I am truly moved by your candor! Bernd made the point, and you have successfully satirized the foolishness of a couple very non-important issues. I offer a strong heartfelt BRAVO to Bernd, Dave, the two Johns, and would like to be on the dapper dan list and share gopher with you all's! ...or at least engage the intellectual stimulating conversationif any arises there delbert! Mine are not any better than u'ns, my river rocks that is, Green River has soggy bottoms and wonderfully tasty gophers too, Dave F. JKGwilliam wrote: I think this gets my vote for Post of the Week! Thanks to Dave for offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites with us. I have personally seen these wonderful stones and can attest to their pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms. Uh.speaking of that EX of yours Dave.uhdo you have a phone number for her;-) JKG At 10:14 PM 11/23/2004, DNAndrews wrote: [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: When you think one or more of our list members is a a little bit off or just plain whacky, then think again when one compares such folks to the seller, buyer and believers of this crap. I'm usually just a lurker, but all this Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Meteorite stuff has me in an uproar. Maybe they want to just share a gopher-on-a-stick or sing into a can . It just makes me just want to know why exactly they are here on this list cramming their crapola down our throat. Stellar grainswhat rock doesn't have those. For any Soggy-Bottom Meteorites...just come to my house. I have an entire backyard full of those critters and would very much like to get rid of them. Come on and haul them off at NO charge. My EX expected me to landscape the backyard with all these Martian and Lunar wonders, but she left and...oh wellnever got done. Now they are taking up room for OUR garden and I'll give them all away for free No million-dollars-per-gramabsolutely free. Get them out of my yard and they are yours for FREE No offer refused... Can we get back on track to METEORITES instead of who has the best eBay rating and talking about RIVER rocks!?!?!?!?!?! That's exactly what the Soggy-Bottom-Boys are sellingcommon river rocks. For me and Bernd Dave (Might as well sue me too shisters ) __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: When you think one or more of our list members is a a little bit off or just plain whacky, then think again when one compares such folks to the seller, buyer and believers of this crap. I'm usually just a lurker, but all this Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Meteorite stuff has me in an uproar. Maybe they want to just share a gopher-on-a-stick or sing into a can . It just makes me just want to know why exactly they are here on this list cramming their crapola down our throat. Stellar grainswhat rock doesn't have those. For any Soggy-Bottom Meteorites...just come to my house. I have an entire backyard full of those critters and would very much like to get rid of them. Come on and haul them off at NO charge. My EX expected me to landscape the backyard with all these Martian and Lunar wonders, but she left and...oh wellnever got done. Now they are taking up room for OUR garden and I'll give them all away for free No million-dollars-per-gramabsolutely free. Get them out of my yard and they are yours for FREE No offer refused... Can we get back on track to METEORITES instead of who has the best eBay rating and talking about RIVER rocks!?!?!?!?!?! That's exactly what the Soggy-Bottom-Boys are sellingcommon river rocks. For me and Bernd Dave (Might as well sue me too shisters ) __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys
I think this gets my vote for Post of the Week! Thanks to Dave for offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites with us. I have personally seen these wonderful stones and can attest to their pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms. Uh.speaking of that EX of yours Dave.uhdo you have a phone number for her;-) JKG At 10:14 PM 11/23/2004, DNAndrews wrote: [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: When you think one or more of our list members is a a little bit off or just plain whacky, then think again when one compares such folks to the seller, buyer and believers of this crap. I'm usually just a lurker, but all this Soggy-Boggy-Bottom Meteorite stuff has me in an uproar. Maybe they want to just share a gopher-on-a-stick or sing into a can . It just makes me just want to know why exactly they are here on this list cramming their crapola down our throat. Stellar grainswhat rock doesn't have those. For any Soggy-Bottom Meteorites...just come to my house. I have an entire backyard full of those critters and would very much like to get rid of them. Come on and haul them off at NO charge. My EX expected me to landscape the backyard with all these Martian and Lunar wonders, but she left and...oh wellnever got done. Now they are taking up room for OUR garden and I'll give them all away for free No million-dollars-per-gramabsolutely free. Get them out of my yard and they are yours for FREE No offer refused... Can we get back on track to METEORITES instead of who has the best eBay rating and talking about RIVER rocks!?!?!?!?!?! That's exactly what the Soggy-Bottom-Boys are sellingcommon river rocks. For me and Bernd Dave (Might as well sue me too shisters ) __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys
JKGwilliam wrote: I think this gets my vote for Post of the Week! Thanks to Dave for offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites with us. I have personally seen these wonderful stones and can attest to their pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms. Uh.speaking of that EX of yours Dave.uhdo you have a phone number for her;-) No prob Juanit's: 666-666-just leave a massage. ;-) May the Creek be with You! __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys
I think this gets my vote for Post of the Week! Thanks to Dave for offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites with us. I have personally seen these wonderful stones and can attest to their pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms. Uh.speaking of that EX of yours Dave.uhdo you have a phone number for her;-) No prob Juanit's: 666-666-just leave a massage. ;-) May the Creek be with You! Incidentally, all my meteorites ( er.uhriver rocks), are guaranteed to have a Neon Flux value of -1.6 Nfx. That means that the solar/stellar grain value guarantees that they all have seen a bit on sunshine in their lifetime. All of my terrestrial stones are so clean that NASA wanted to know how I kept all terrestrial impurities out of my Soggy-Bottom Stones. Well, that's a question only George W. himself can answer...maybe Joel Warren if we are lucky. NASA brought all of their stones back to Earth using a clean capsule, but we found our CRAP (Chondrule Rampant Anal Peridot) lying in a wash and is much freer from contamination than those from the NASA ventures which cost billiions of dollars. Ours were there for a few billion years prior soaking in a slight Texas sewage mixture just for the taking...AKA...Soggy Creek. Absolutely pristene and free from all contaminants. There are NO contaminants from our water source either terrestrial or extra-terrestrial. The stellar grains (which we are numero uno in search engines) specifically states that these River Rocks are from some other place other than Texas. Therefore they must be lunar or martian since we are the neon isotope of the UNITED STATES OF TEXAS!!! Dino De La Russa __ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
