RE: [ZION] Yankee or Dixie?

2004-03-18 Thread Gerald Smith
Well, this is a trick problem. You see, if I've been regularly feeding 
myself 'real' food, then I'd be about 99.99 percent Yankee. However, if 
I had fasted for, say, like a week, then in eating the grits, I'd only 
be 98.9 percent Yankee.  So the test is obviously rigged.

;-)

Gary Unless, of course, them are some of Unca Bill's famous Green 
Grits Smith

Jon Spencer wrote:
 
  I am way behind and the quiz has apparently been taken down for
  whatever reason.  Anyone care to give me an idea of what kind of
  quiz this was?
 
  Cousin Bill
 
 You had to go to your local grocery store and buy boxes of grits.  If 
 you
 couldn't find them, you got a 100% Yankee score.  Depending upon how 
 many
 grits you could eat, your score went progressively toward 100% Dixie.
 
 If I recall, if you could eat 7 bowels (6 ounces by weight) of grits at 
 one
 27 minute sitting, you goat a 100% Dixie score.
 
 Jon
 



Gerald (Gary) Smith
geraldsmith@ juno.com
http://www.geocities.com/rameumptom

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Re: [ZION] Yankee or Dixie?

2004-03-16 Thread Jon Spencer
 I am way behind and the quiz has apparently been taken down for
 whatever reason.  Anyone care to give me an idea of what kind of
 quiz this was?

 Cousin Bill

You had to go to your local grocery store and buy boxes of grits.  If you
couldn't find them, you got a 100% Yankee score.  Depending upon how many
grits you could eat, your score went progressively toward 100% Dixie.

If I recall, if you could eat 7 bowels (6 ounces by weight) of grits at one
27 minute sitting, you goat a 100% Dixie score.

Jon

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Re: [ZION] Yankee or Dixie?

2004-03-16 Thread Chet
From:  good old Jon Spencer

 If I recall, if you could eat 7 bowels

YUH!

you goat a 100% Dixie score.

That's one way to get their goat!

*jeep!
 ---Chet
If ya thinks ya is right, ya deserfs credit - even if ya is wrong.  --Gus
Segar via Popeye

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