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White House Voice Mail Message
Thank you for calling the White House. You have reached the White House voice
mail system. No one is available to take your call at this time because the
entire administration is out to lunch. Please follow these instructions
carefully to leave your message. When you are finished, don't hang up until
the FBI finishes tracing the call. Have a nice day.
If you are male and have a message for the president, press 9.
If your are female and would like to leave a message for the president, press
M-O-T-E-L-6.
To leave a message for Mrs. Clinton, press N-O-W.
If you are male and would like to leave a message for Chelsea,
press N-O-W-A-Y.
To leave a message for Buddy, press D-O-G.
To leave a message for Socks, press D-O-G-F-O-O-D.
To leave a message for Roger Clinton, press A-A.
To leave a message for Ted Kennedy, Press 7-A-N-D-7.
If you are from Arkansas, ask the next person who walks by to show you which
button has a 2 on in and then press it.
If you are calling with a question about affirmative action, press 3 and step
to the back of the phone booth.
If you are calling to arrange a night in the Lincoln bedroom, press
D-O-L-L-A-R.
If you are calling to arrange a White House coffee, pres Y-E-N.
If you are calling to support Hillary's birth control program, press
F-R-I-G-I-D.
If you are a citizen with a complaint, press S-L-A-V-E.
If you are calling leave a message for Janet Reno, press W-A-C-O.
To leave a message for the president's advisor on women's rights, press O-J.
To leave a message for Steven Speilberg to give to Barney Frank, press
E-T-P-H-O-N-E-H-O-M-O.
To leave a message for Madelien Albright, press N-A-Z-I.
To leave a message for the FBI or BATF, press G-E-S-T-A-P-O.
To leave a message for a member of The House of Representatives,
press B-I-G-D-O-N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
To leave a message for a member of The Senate, press S-U-B-V-E-R-S-I-V-E.
To leave a message for the Gore2000 campaign, press H-O-P-E-L-E-S-S. Tospeak
to an operator, press 0.
To speak to a slick operator, stay on the line and the President will answer
your call shortly.
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