-Caveat Lector- I don't know if the following is true or not... Does that mean I have 'disclaimed' whether I believe or endorse the following? June ----- Original Message ----- > Zambians Traumatized By Crash-landing Flying Wizards > > http://farshores.topcities.com/farshores/pflywiz.htm > > More than 30 stark naked people suspected to be wizards "crash-landed" > on rooftops of houses owned by families, institutions and filling > stations in Zambia last year, leaving the population puzzled. The latest > of these bizarre incidents occurred on New Year eve when one of such > suspected wizard crash-landed in Kasanda, a mining township near the > midlands central town of Kabwe, 80 km north of Lusaka, the capital. He > sustained fatal body and knee injuries on impact. > > The suspected wizard, believed to be in his 50's, reportedly fell on the > roof of house owned by one Christopher Muwowo at about 01:15 hours > Zambian time, causing pandemonium among sleeping family members. > > Muwowo, a minibus driver and other members of his family were awakened > by a loud bang on the roof, which also prompted dogs to start barking. > > The man's wife, who was the first to get out of the house, was > astonished to find a stark naked man kneeling on the doorsteps. She > yelled for help. > > When Muwowo dashed outside and asked the strange visitor what he was > looking for at that awkward hour, the naked man simply said "kuku" > (meaning Please Help). After that, he could not answer or talk anything > until he was taken to Kasanda police station. > > Curious neighbours, mostly dressed in their night wear who had heard the > man's screams, went to Muwowo's house, only to be shocked by the > presence of a naked man sprawling on the ground. > > The naked uninvited guest was taken to Kasanda Police Station. > > "Cases of witches and wizards crash-landing are rare in Kabwe but very > common in Lusaka," said one onlooker. > > Among the first people to rush to Kasanda Police Station to have a > glimpse of the wizard was Kabwe Mayor John Siamuzyulu and Central > Province Police Chief Ryan Chitoba. > > Residents eager to see the wizard besieged the police station. A good > Samaritan provided a blanket to cover the hapless man. > > But since he could not talk, the police had difficulties to establish > his name, age, his destination and where he was coming from. > > The suspected wizard was later taken to the Department of Social Welfare > to await being taken to the Traditional Healers and Practitioners > Association of Zambia or THAPAZ who had agreed to exorcise him. > > Unfortunately, the wizard died before he was charged and police have > appealed to the Zambian public to come forward and identify the man. > > THAPAZ president, "Dr" Rodwell Vongo, who heads a group of 40,000 local > traditional herbalists, claimed in an interview with PANA that the Kabwe > wizard was the only fatal case out of the over a hundred wizards who had > so far crash-landed on roof-tops of houses in the country. > > "They normally crash-land, giving lack of fuel as the cause of > crash-landing and ending their missions prematurely," Vongo said. > > Asked to clarify why wizards must fly naked, Vongo explained that this > was the only way they could conceal their identity when flying. > > "But the most important secret in their view is that the potency of > their concoctions would respond to their taking off from the ground when > naked than when they are dressed," he claimed > > THAPAZ's director of Information, "Dr' Alex Kekelwa, said that > exhaustion of fuel was not the only reason why wizards crash-land at > times. > > "Sometimes, some of these chaps fly over enemy territory, and they are > shot down with traditional ground to air missiles. > > "I am a traditional herbalist and my mission is to save life through > healing and so THAPAZ does not recognise witchcraft. But if a wizard > flew over my house, which is my territory, I will certainly respond by > protecting my family and myself by shooting down a wizard. > > I do not want to say anything beyond that", Kekelwa stressed. > > Kekelwa declined to unravel the motives of flying wizards, saying he was > not one of them to know their strategies. "May be some of these guys > have concubines they want to visit hundred of kilometres away from where > they live while others have sinister motives of going to kill their > targeted enemies." > > . Story originally published in . > - January * 2001 <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! 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