-Caveat Lector- well ..... The Dark Reptile formerly known as [prince] philip has long been known by the suffering uk public to be an alien from the planet xool. The only person I know who can go to china and complain about the number of 'slitty eyed' people - his most recent gaff being at a factory in livingston scotland where he remarked of a broken fusebox that it had been 'put in by an indian' - and when people retaliated that he was an indolent greek - he replied 'greek enough to marry the queen' a sly referennce to his Trojan descent bloodline. My mate dave says that he is actually an alien gangster from the planet marcab and points out in a recent painting that the duke had been painted with claw like fingers !!! The queen mother is also known to have had various 'peculiar liasons' in a small scottish castle near balmoral, castle may, mind you, our friend mr ike claims that the queen mum turns into a big dark lizard and interferes with choir boys in a painful manner with a knife !!! Someone in Gordonstoun in the princes year was recently found hanged in the dormitory - perhaps a bit of traditional hanging childsplay for the upper classes gone wrong. there are 2 bloodline claims to the uk - the least viable windsor trojan descent of judah, and the scottish dalriadan descent [got there first but don't tell anyone !!! ] which has included princess diana by way of mary queen of scots so I'm told. A little known fact that MI5 sworn to protect the head of state and democracy are also backing a stuart pretender to the scottish throne, and just to be on the safe side, a dark defence intelligence group has created another pretender to the scottish throne via the dalriadan line. The best royal ever, princess anne, is set to take up residence in holyrood palace near the scottish parliament in edinburgh, presumably in an attempt to stave off pangs of scottish independence and nationalism. Anne, a long term favourite [with myself] and others - may have her work cut out for her now. Prince Edwards visit to holywood USA and his film deals re the queen mum have gone directly against his declared policy not to capitalise on his title say the press in the uk - who are also embittered by his attitudes towards the british arts industry. Brave princess sophie - daughter of andrew and sarah of york collapsed at a senataph commemoration ceremony - looking a lot like her mum - and a bit flushed - she got to her feet and stayed for the ceremony. Al Fayad claims in Court and in the newspapers today that prince Philip and MI5/6 were responsible for Dianas and Dodis death - daring prince philip to sue him. Andrew Hennessey DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
