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Soon... _ _ _ _ _ * Reptilioids are coming to steal our women, rape our cats, eat our brains: http://islandgazette.com/cgibin/newspro/viewnews.cgi?newsid1016858605,99047 * Reptilioids Are Using Us http://www.photomutation.com/images/leather2.jpg * UFOs: Secret files reveal mysterious sightings of UFOs in Farmington, NM- Long-Destroyed 5th Planet Caused Lunar Cataclysm - Mystery lingers over sighting of Phoenix Lights - Reports of close encounter with 'silvery people' in Australia's North.Terr. - UFO Fleet Taped Over Bedhampton, UK- NASA's Dirty Little Secret: Remarkable UFOs Captured On NASA Open TV Broadcasts: http://ufos.about.com/science/ufos/library/bldata/blnews.htm * [at http://www.godlikeproductions.com/worldofthestrange/ ] - Antarctic Ice Aids Hunt For Space Life - US Navy & Space Visitors - PR Mayor Moots UFO Observatory - UFO Day, A Plan To Blow The Lid Off The UFO Issue Have UFOs devoured your brain/cat/savings lately? Do those silvery people make you itch? Do space visitors use all your toilet paper and towels?? _ _ _ _ _ * ANOTHER Mars Face! http://www.geocities.com/natethegreat2u_2001/face.html * Like Cydonia but with headdress: http://mactonnies.com/imperative28.html * Pelicanman vs. Mothman - paranoid cultists panic, threatened by public disclosure: www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m25-011.shtml * AARGH! Evolutionary Angle On the Chrononaut Theory! - Grupo de Estudos UFOlogicas da Baixada Santista - Historical artwork and UFOs - And More Sightings: http://ufos.about.com/science/ufos/library/bldata/bllinks.htm * BE ABDUCTED BY SPACE ALIENS ANYTIME YOU LIKE! Would you like to be kidnapped by space aliens? Well, now you can experience the adventure of a lifetime without risking life and limb - thanks to a company that offers to implant false memories of an alien abduction in your mind. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens_story.cfm?instanceid=13793 Have you been targeted by weirdness lately? Was your abduction real? Where? Do paranoid cultists build faces on Mars? Did chrononauts steal your tires? _ _ _ _ _ * CARDINAL: CHURCH 'WILL NOT TOLERATE' SEXUAL ABUSE - abrupt about-face in Vatican policy: http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/03/23/church.abuse/index.html * Clones, Free Love and UFOs - ETs want to screw your clone til you squeal: http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-000016510mar05.story * Sex abuse by clerics — a crisis of many faiths, not just Catholicism: http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-032502punish.story * Woman Awarded $300,000 In Exorcism Suit - outcast demons to appear on Donohue show this week: http://www.rense.com/general21/womanawarded.htm * Save the Church? http://newsletter.time.com/Y2RH060F64B33D38FF75 * The Egyptian Star of Bethlehem - Magi charged with pederasty flee from Persia: http://www.robertbauval.com/articles/article3.html * There are NO coincidences -- are there? http://63.104.237.223/ Have you had sex with priests/nuns/deities/demons/angels/aliens/robots/dogs/ rabbis/mullahs/me lately? 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