Re: All programmers are crazy, junkies and criminals
* Tobias Klauser [EMAIL PROTECTED] [050628 18:27]: Yes, I know, list language is english, but I just can't fight my urge to pass this on... :-) Published in the Tagesanzeiger (Zürich, Switzerland), 20050627. Care to tell the page for those of us who own this newspaper? ;-) For those of us, who aren't subscribed to this important newspaper: The specific article has made it to Dr. No: http://fun.drno.de/pics/german/tagesanzeiger-zuerich-informatiker.jpg :)) Yours sincerely, Alexander -- http://learn.to/quote/ http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html signature.asc Description: Digital signature
Re: All programmers are crazy, junkies and criminals
Alexander Schmehl wrote: * Tobias Klauser [EMAIL PROTECTED] [050628 18:27]: Yes, I know, list language is english, but I just can't fight my urge to pass this on... :-) Published in the Tagesanzeiger (Zürich, Switzerland), 20050627. Care to tell the page for those of us who own this newspaper? ;-) For those of us, who aren't subscribed to this important newspaper: The specific article has made it to Dr. No: http://fun.drno.de/pics/german/tagesanzeiger-zuerich-informatiker.jpg :)) Yours sincerely, Alexander Hi all, felt like translating it, this is hilarious. Seems to be a letter to the editor as a reaction to an article by a forensic psychiatrist M. Kiesewetter under the title The offender turns himself into a judge (there's no indication what the article was about). I am translating Informatiker as computer scientist/programmer. In German Informatiker can be programmers too, among other things. It is a generic name for people who have gone to a college or university and learned IT stuff, and my dictionary has the first term. Here goes: Many computer scientists/programmers are perpetrators; they have, e.g., committed sexual offenses or are responsible for bloody deeds in their own family. It is my opinion that their brains got out of control in IT. Everyone knows computer scientists/programmers scientists are utilizing coce. This enhances their fantasy, and they can program more efficiently and creatively. Therefore it is no miracle when people who can access every day and night everything the world has to offer on the internet blow their fantasy-fuses. I am convinced we need state control for computer scientists/programmers so that possible perpetratorships [sic] can be nicked early enough. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: All programmers are crazy, junkies and criminals
On 2005-06-28 at 16:14:59 +0200, Adrian von Bidder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Yes, I know, list language is english, but I just can't fight my urge to pass this on... :-) Published in the Tagesanzeiger (Zürich, Switzerland), 20050627. Care to tell the page for those of us who own this newspaper? ;-) Thanks, Tobias -- .''`. Tobias Klauser - Debian enthusiast : :' :[EMAIL PROTECTED] `. `'` GPG-Key: 0x3A445520 `- signature.asc Description: Digital signature
Re: All programmers are crazy, junkies and criminals
On Tuesday 28 June 2005 18.27, Tobias Klauser wrote: On 2005-06-28 at 16:14:59 +0200, Adrian von Bidder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Yes, I know, list language is english, but I just can't fight my urge to pass this on... :-) Published in the Tagesanzeiger (Zürich, Switzerland), 20050627. Care to tell the page for those of us who own this newspaper? ;-) Sorry, the mail was forwarded to me by somebody who forwarded it to that person... But the Tagi doesn't have so many Leserbriefe that you wouldn't be able to find it, I guess... -- vbi (NZZ Leser) -- Bien predica. quien bien vive. pgp2fZ6vXLqBT.pgp Description: PGP signature
Re: All programmers are crazy, junkies and criminals
On 2005-06-28 at 19:06:29 +0200, Adrian von Bidder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 28 June 2005 18.27, Tobias Klauser wrote: On 2005-06-28 at 16:14:59 +0200, Adrian von Bidder [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Yes, I know, list language is english, but I just can't fight my urge to pass this on... :-) Published in the Tagesanzeiger (Zürich, Switzerland), 20050627. Care to tell the page for those of us who own this newspaper? ;-) Sorry, the mail was forwarded to me by somebody who forwarded it to that person... But the Tagi doesn't have so many Leserbriefe that you wouldn't be able to find it, I guess... OK, I didn't know you were referring to the Leserbrief section. Just found it. -- vbi (NZZ Leser) You actually have time to read that newspaper? ;-) Cheers, Tobias -- .''`. Tobias Klauser - Debian enthusiast : :' :[EMAIL PROTECTED] `. `'` GPG-Key: 0x3A445520 `- signature.asc Description: Digital signature
Re: All programmers are crazy, junkies and criminals
On Máirt, 2005-06-28 at 16:14 +0200, Adrian von Bidder wrote: Yo! Yes, I know, list language is english, but I just can't fight my urge to pass this on... :-) Published in the Tagesanzeiger (Zürich, Switzerland), 20050627. Rough translation: Many programmers are criminals - they are, for example, guilty of secual crime or are responsible for violence in their own families. In my opinion their brains went out of control in their job. It is well-known that programmers use coke. It enhances their imagination and they can program more efficiently and more creatively. No wonder if people who have access to everything that is on offer on the Internet all day long lose control over their imagination. I am convinced that a supervision body for programmers is needed to disable potential criminals early on. Sorry about that. Back to work now. cheers -- vbi -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
