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2008-03-01 Thread gwen tweedy
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for 2 weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and

[ funny jokes ] Church Sign

2008-03-01 Thread Thelly Reahm
Church Sign A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company. The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway. The sign came back a

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2008-03-01 Thread Idle-hours
Unbreakable Comb ... A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half,