LACKING ALL RELIGION
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came
upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about
the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, Are you
laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?
Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his
Babysitting
Lindy was babysitting grandson Jake when he was about four
years old. They were outside swinging on his slide swing.
They were just talking and talking. Then he became very
quiet and was looking straight up into the sky, so Lindy
said nothing and waited.
What came out of his mouth
A DOCTOR, A LAWYER, AND A PASTOR ALL ENDED UP IN THE SAME DEER STAND. AFTER
A SLOW START TO THE MORNING, AN ENORMOUS 12 POINT BUCK CAUGHT THEM BY
SURPRISE. IN THEIR EXCITEMENT, EACH QUICKLY GRABBED THEIR RIFLE AND SIGHTED
IN ON THE DEER. AMAZINGLY, THEY ALL PULLED THE TRIGGER AT THE EXACT TIME,
