[ funny jokes ] Art vs. Science

2008-08-01 Thread Thelly Reahm
Art vs Science A scientist and a poet were traveling in the same compartment on a train. They had never met before, so naturally there wasn't much conversation between the two. The poet was minding his own business, looking out the window at the beauty of the passing terrain. The scientist was

[ funny jokes ] America's Independence Day

2008-07-16 Thread Thelly Reahm
America's Independence Day A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled Banner was sung before the start of each game. Then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day. The congregation sang The Star-Spangled

[ funny jokes ] Captain Can't Swim

2008-06-30 Thread Thelly Reahm
Captain Can't Swim I worked in the biology department at Buffalo State College in New York. The Great Lakes Laboratory, also stationed at the college, employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of

[ funny jokes ] A Paradigm

2008-06-30 Thread Thelly Reahm
A Paradigm I'm the greatest batter in the world, said the proud boy as he tossed the ball into the air and swung his bat. He missed. Undaunted, he threw the ball up again and said, I'm the greatest batter ever! He missed again. He looked at his ball and then his bat. Once more he tossed the

[ funny jokes ] Holy Humor - Mother's Helper

2008-05-12 Thread Thelly Reahm
Mother's Helper Little Susan was her mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guests came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing. Susan, she said, you didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's

[ funny jokes ] Proud Grandmother

2008-05-12 Thread Thelly Reahm
Proud Grandmother An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren. Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her. Tell me, how old are your grandsons? The grandmother gave a grateful smile

[ funny jokes ] Reckon Mom is a Blonde?

2008-04-25 Thread Thelly Reahm
Reckon Mom is a Blonde? When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at Mom and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. Don't worry, she said, I'll take care of it. A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was Mom.

[ funny jokes ] Tax Forms, Long vs Short

2008-04-21 Thread Thelly Reahm
Tax Forms, Long vs Short Ah, spring and the month of April. The chirping of birds, the fresh smell of flowers, the sunny days ... and the time that taxes are due. Yes, it's that time of year, when you put sum 5A into slot 6B, subtract the lesser of 12Z or 11Q from 10C, check the number of boxes

[ funny jokes ] Labor Pain

2008-04-21 Thread Thelly Reahm
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if

[ funny jokes ] Odds are 1 in 360

2008-04-21 Thread Thelly Reahm
1 in 360 During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, Our odds are 1 in 360 that we'll get out of here. How did you come up with that? someone asked.

[ funny jokes ] Men Are Good For Only One Thing

2008-04-11 Thread Thelly Reahm
Men Are Good For Only One Thing Upset over a newlywed squabble with my husband, I went to my mother to complain. Trying to console me, my dad said that men are not all like this all the time. Nonsense, I said. Men are good for only one thing! Yes, my mother interjected, but how often do you

[ funny jokes ] Family Picnic

2008-03-25 Thread Thelly Reahm
Family Picnic The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up. When a rusty old van containing a very tired looking couple and six screaming children pulled

[ funny jokes ] Church Sign

2008-03-01 Thread Thelly Reahm
Church Sign A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company. The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway. The sign came back a

[ funny jokes ] Cajun Smarts

2008-02-21 Thread Thelly Reahm
Cajun Smarts After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the

[ funny jokes ] What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

2008-02-20 Thread Thelly Reahm
What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day 1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones. 2. Any food item with the words diet, light, or high fiber on the label. 3. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey. 4. Flowers from a

[ funny jokes ] A Pie in the Oven

2008-02-15 Thread Thelly Reahm
A Pie in the Oven A woman was getting a homemade cherry pie ready to put into the oven when the phone rang. It was the school nurse. Her son had come down with a high fever, and would she come and take him home? The mother calculated how long it would take to drive to school and back, and how

[ funny jokes ] Vacuum Salesman

2008-02-03 Thread Thelly Reahm
Vacuum Salesman An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, and a really mean, tough-looking lady opens the door. Before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps garden soil all over the carpet. He says, Lady,

[ funny jokes ] Sermon Message

2008-01-31 Thread Thelly Reahm
Sermon Message Sister Margaret had spent weeks preparing the first grade children for their first Communion, stressing the solemnity and importance of this sacrament. Much to her chagrin, during Mass on the big day, one boy in the front row was talking and giggling nonstop. Finally, unable to

[ funny jokes ] A Wise School Teacher

2008-01-30 Thread Thelly Reahm
A Wise School Teacher A school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea For a

[ funny jokes ] Divorce vs. Murder

2008-01-24 Thread Thelly Reahm
Divorce VS. Murder A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my

[ funny jokes ] A Hiking We Will Go.....

2008-01-22 Thread Thelly Reahm
A Hiking We Will Go. Last summer, my husband took me camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore. One day we got lost hiking in the deep woods. He tried the usual tactics to determine direction -- moss on the trees (there was none), direction of

[ funny jokes ] Legal Eyesight

2008-01-16 Thread Thelly Reahm
Legal Eyesight The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asked Sam, Did you see my client commit this burglary? Yes, said Sam, I plainly saw him take the goods. The lawyer asked again, Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?

[ funny jokes ] Let's Be Honest (Humor)

2008-01-14 Thread Thelly Reahm
Let's Be Honest Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. So, he said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe. Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. You, attorney Paulson, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Hendren, gave me $10,000. The judge reached

[ funny jokes ] Two-Day Course For Men

2008-01-14 Thread Thelly Reahm
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY - ALL ARE WELCOME Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step-by-step

[ funny jokes ] Bikers

2008-01-10 Thread Thelly Reahm
Bikers A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then he took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man's milk, and

[ funny jokes ] Four Stages of Life

2007-12-22 Thread Thelly Reahm
Four Stages of Life 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea For a virtual visit go to http://www.lifestorywriting.net/ My Blog:

[ funny jokes ] Camels

2007-12-14 Thread Thelly Reahm
Camels A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, Mom, why have I got these huge three-toed feet? The mother replies, Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand. OK, said the son. A few minutes later the son

[ funny jokes ] Area 51

2007-12-10 Thread Thelly Reahm
Area 51 Have you heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as Area 51? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their secret base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled

[ funny jokes ] Playing House

2007-12-06 Thread Thelly Reahm
Playing House A little girl and a little boy were at day care. The girl approaches the boy and says, Hey Tommy, wanna play house? He says, Sure! What do you want me to do? The girl replies, I want you to communicate your thoughts. Communicate my thoughts? said a bewildered Tommy. I have no

[ funny jokes ] Car Alarms

2007-12-04 Thread Thelly Reahm
Car Alarms I was with a friend in a cafe when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them? I wondered aloud. Some are quite effective, my friend corrected me. Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time over at the neighbor's

[ funny jokes ] Thanksgiving Recipes by Kids

2007-11-23 Thread Thelly Reahm
Thanksgiving Recipes by Kids A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook Ivette - Banana Pie You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then

[ funny jokes ] Bathroom Scales

2007-11-19 Thread Thelly Reahm
Bathroom Scales Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. Have you ever seen one of these before? one asked. Yeah, my mom and dad have one, the other replied. What's it for? asked the first boy. I don't know, the second boy answered. I think you

[ funny jokes ] More truth than poetry!

2007-11-19 Thread Thelly Reahm
Neither a Borrower Nor a Lender Be My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me he had lent it to his son. Recalling a saying my grandmother used to repeat, I recited, You should never lend anything to your kids,

[ funny jokes ] Joggers

2007-11-15 Thread Thelly Reahm
Joggers A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major

[ funny jokes ] More Words

2007-11-09 Thread Thelly Reahm
More Words A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000. Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her

[ funny jokes ] Never Satisfied...

2007-11-03 Thread Thelly Reahm
Air Conditioning A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient,

[ funny jokes ] New Shopper

2007-09-23 Thread Thelly Reahm
New Shopper (A true story) I used to live in New Brunswick, New Jersey, the home of Rutgers University. The new flock of kids attending college always includes those who need a little help with everyday chores they themselves never did before, such as laundry or grocery-shopping. I was in

[ funny jokes ] Emotional Extremes

2007-09-07 Thread Thelly Reahm
Emotional Extremes The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. Just to establish some parameters, said the professor to the student from Arkansas, What is the opposite of joy? Sadness, said the student. And the opposite of depression? he

[ funny jokes ] Live to 100

2007-09-07 Thread Thelly Reahm
Live to 100 When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him a litany of complaints -- this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower,

[ funny jokes ] Doctor Visit

2007-07-12 Thread Thelly Reahm
A man goes into the doctor. He says, Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it! The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh, only to hear, Gimme 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks. I've

[ funny jokes ] The HelicopterRide

2007-06-16 Thread Thelly Reahm
The helicopter Ride MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY, 'ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER'. ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, 'I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS, AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS' ONE YEAR, ESTHER

[ funny jokes ] Cops (a punny one!)

2007-05-31 Thread Thelly Reahm
A TALE OF A DISGRACED POLICE LIEUTENANT A police officer was driving through an old part of town when he saw a former lieutenant on foot. The officer stopped and asked, Hey, Pat, this isn't your new beat, is it? Pat said, Unfortunately, it is - ever since I arrested a judge on the way to a

[ funny jokes ] Faithfulness

2007-05-20 Thread Thelly Reahm
Faithfulness Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return.

[ funny jokes ] What Women Understand

2007-05-20 Thread Thelly Reahm
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on

[ funny jokes ] 3 Workmen

2007-05-10 Thread Thelly Reahm
Three Workmen: There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, your in charge of the cement. Then he said to the Russian guy, you're in charge of the

[ funny jokes ] GLADYS DUNN

2007-04-08 Thread Thelly Reahm
GLADYS DUNN Gladys Dunn recently moved to a retirement community in a small town. One beautiful Sunday morning she walked to the church not far from her apartment. She was in awe of the lovely structure, as well as music from the choir. She wasn't too impressed, however, with the sermon.

[ funny jokes ] Dear Abby - About funny names...

2007-04-08 Thread Thelly Reahm
Dear Abby by Abigail Van Buren 03/15/07 NAME GAME GIVES PLEASURE TO THOSE WITH EAR FOR IRONY DEAR ABBY: I have enjoyed the columns you've printed about people whose names matched their professions, and wonder if you would be interested in an incident that happened to my sister. Her name is

[ funny jokes ] House broken?

2007-02-23 Thread Thelly Reahm
While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. Just a minute, I said,

[ funny jokes ] Kids...they are a caution

2007-02-13 Thread Thelly Reahm
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do? The little

[ funny jokes ] A Somali arrives in Minneapolis

2007-02-09 Thread Thelly Reahm
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says. Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, FREE medical care and free education! The passer-by says...

[ funny jokes ] Say Goodnight Mom

2007-01-21 Thread Thelly Reahm
GOODNIGHT TO MOM We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened

[ funny jokes ] Blonde Policewoman Candidate

2007-01-20 Thread Thelly Reahm
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What's 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummm... I dunno. Officer:

[ funny jokes ] The horse race

2007-01-20 Thread Thelly Reahm
Charlie was a regular visitor at the racetrack. One afternoon he noticed an unusual sight. Right before the first race, a Catholic priest visited one of the horses in the stable area and gave it a blessing. Charlie watched the horse race very carefully, and sure enough the blessed horse came in

[ funny jokes ] Mom's Answering Machine

2007-01-11 Thread Thelly Reahm
Mom's Answering Machine Hello- This is your Mother! If you want my advice: PRESS 1 If you want to argue: PRESS 2 If you want your father to drive you somewhere PRESS 3 If you want to leave a message: WAIT FOR THE TONE If you want to aggravate me or

[ funny jokes ] Old Fashioned Inner-Com

2007-01-08 Thread Thelly Reahm
As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the military base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife

[ funny jokes ] Yiddish

2006-12-22 Thread Thelly Reahm
During the first day of Hanukkah, two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in New York City. They were talking amongst themselves in Yiddish, the colorful language of Jews who came over from Eastern Europe. A Chinese waiter, only one year in

[ funny jokes ] Olive...

2006-12-22 Thread Thelly Reahm
The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and was about to answer the final question -- worth 500 points! To be today's champion, the show's smiling host intoned, name two of Santa's reindeer. The contestant, a man in his early thirties, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that

[ funny jokes ] Classical anyone?

2006-11-18 Thread Thelly Reahm
Driving my seven-year-old to school today, I was plugging in my iPod, and she said, I want to hear Back in Black, from one of the Men in Black sound tracks. I said, No, I'm in the mood for something classical. But I don't want Mozart, she replied. How about Rachmaninov? I suggested, but she

[ funny jokes ] Skeleton

2006-11-06 Thread Thelly Reahm
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the

[ funny jokes ] Cameras

2006-10-24 Thread Thelly Reahm
SNOW WHITE SHOULD SWITCH TO DIGITAL! Snow White received a camera for her birthday. She quickly went through a few rolls of film taking pictures of the dwarves. The next day, she took the film to be developed. She waited a few days and then went to pick up the photos. But she was told that

[ funny jokes ] Funny Jokes - Golf One-Liners

2006-10-24 Thread Thelly Reahm
Funny Jokes - Golf One-Liners http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. I've spent most of my life golfing. The rest I've just wasted. They call it golf because all the other

[ funny jokes ] Rice

2006-10-20 Thread Thelly Reahm
The young woman really thought she'd been very patient through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage. One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, So, how do you like your rice? Steamed or fried? Without

[ funny jokes ] Bitter winter

2006-10-14 Thread Thelly Reahm
Winters were fierce where the estate owner lived, so he felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the landlord asked, Didn't you like the muffs? The foreman said, They're a

[ funny jokes ] Pregnant Turkey

2006-10-08 Thread Thelly Reahm
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my

[ funny jokes ] Count Your Blessings

2006-10-08 Thread Thelly Reahm
Count Your Blessings Let them give thanks to the LORD for His unfailing love and His wonderful deeds for men! (Psalm 107:8 NIV) Two old friends bumped into one another on the street one day. One of them looked forlorn, almost on the verge of tears. His friend asked, What has the world done

[ funny jokes ] The Godfather...

2006-10-06 Thread Thelly Reahm
A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the

[ funny jokes ] The Atheist

2006-09-02 Thread Thelly Reahm
The Atheist An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself: What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals! As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charging

[ funny jokes ] Funny Jokes - Technology At The Supermarket

2006-07-28 Thread Thelly Reahm
Funny Jokes - Technology At The Supermarket The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and

[ funny jokes ] Signs You've Bought A Bad Car

2006-07-23 Thread Thelly Reahm
Signs You've Bought A Bad Car Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle. The rearview mirror says, Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk. The odometer

[ funny jokes ] Sense of humor

2006-07-23 Thread Thelly Reahm
SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia . You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that

[ funny jokes ] Tour bus anyone?

2006-07-18 Thread Thelly Reahm
A group of Wisconsin senior citizens were traveling by tour bus through Austria. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These she

[ funny jokes ] Funny Jokes - Blonde gets bank loan

2006-07-14 Thread Thelly Reahm
Funny Jokes - Blonde gets bank loan A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands

[ funny jokes ] How to call the police (not really)

2006-07-13 Thread Thelly Reahm
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He

[ funny jokes ] Grocery Store

2006-07-08 Thread Thelly Reahm
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look

[ funny jokes ] Quick...hide the Fireworks!

2006-07-03 Thread Thelly Reahm
One year, Johnny's family was having an extended family 4th of July cookout at their home. One of the special treats that year was lighting the fireworks (Roman candles, bottle rockets, missile batteries, etc.) they had bought out of state (they're illegal in their state, of course!). Just

[ funny jokes ] Worried

2006-07-02 Thread Thelly Reahm
The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. How are you feeling? the visitor asked. Oh, said the lady, I'm just worried sick! What are you worried about, dear? her friend asked. You look like you're in good health. They

[ funny jokes ] Health care priorities

2006-06-15 Thread Thelly Reahm
Health careTwo patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.The second

[ funny jokes ] Don't Mess With Seniors!

2006-06-14 Thread Thelly Reahm
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99."Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs.""Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents,'cause now you're ordering a la carte," the

[ funny jokes ] Sports fan...

2006-06-08 Thread Thelly Reahm
My son is a sports fanatic and he has well-worn T-shirts,caps, and sweatshirts from every local team. One night, wewere getting ready for an annual fund-raiser for our localtheater organization.My wife called out to my son, "This is a pretty fancydinner. You'll have to wear a sports

[ funny jokes ] But Officer...

2006-06-05 Thread Thelly Reahm
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar speedchecking equipment, drove through a school zone within thelegal speed limit when suddenly the flash of a camera wentoff, taking a picture of his car and license plate.The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove byagain; even

[ funny jokes ] The sermon topic is Lying

2006-05-31 Thread Thelly Reahm
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my

[ funny jokes ] What goes around...

2006-05-15 Thread Thelly Reahm
Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to avery upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time,Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his blackbread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors comingfrom the restaurant's kitchen.One day, Abraham was

[ funny jokes ] Socks...

2006-05-03 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] � Funny Jokes - Stat on Iraq vs. DC (political humor?)

2006-04-22 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Collect Call

2006-03-21 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] 3 Nurses go to Heaven...

2006-03-03 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Case of the blonde waitress

2006-02-23 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Men and directions!

2006-01-26 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Really, really blonde!

2006-01-05 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Diet for '06

2006-01-03 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Pick up sticks

2005-11-29 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Turkey Quiz

2005-11-23 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Bell ringer

2005-11-17 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Military Chat...

2005-11-09 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] A matter of semantics

2005-11-03 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Wild Ride

2005-10-25 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Logical Reasoning

2005-10-21 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Potty Training in the Computer Age

2005-10-19 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Location, location, location

2005-10-04 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

[ funny jokes ] Golf?

2005-09-20 Thread Thelly Reahm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/funny-jokes@yahoogroups.com/maillist.html

  1   2   >