The doctor told Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Pathan called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem ?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."
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